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Post by tenshi on Feb 18, 2017 17:53:12 GMT -5
Mike "Finding analogies to describe how boring he is ends up being more entertaining that his wrestling" Bennett had the chance to be a somebody years ago. Then he got content as being Mr. María and anything halfway decent about him disappeared.
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Post by MrElijah on Feb 18, 2017 18:50:40 GMT -5
Hey, Mike "Kool-Aid, with no sugar" Bennett is a former IWGP Tag Champion.
He won titles. In Japan. Don't that mean anything?
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Post by Captain Stud Muffin (BLM) on Feb 18, 2017 18:51:38 GMT -5
Hey, Mike "Kool-Aid, with no sugar" Bennett is a former IWGP Tag Champion. He won titles. In Japan. Don't that mean anything? To Meltzer maybe |
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Feb 18, 2017 22:59:19 GMT -5
Hey, Mike "Kool-Aid, with no sugar" Bennett is a former IWGP Tag Champion. He won titles. In Japan. Don't that mean anything? Maria's ass got Mike "Time Share in Cleveland" Bennet booked in Japan. Mike "Disney's version of Doug" Bennet was the weakest performer of the kingdom. Mike "wcw backstage assault" Bennet as a main evented truly speaks volumes about how bad tna is right now. |
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Post by J Lee O'Brien on Feb 18, 2017 23:51:54 GMT -5
How many pages of Mike "Vanilla is way too exotic for my taste" Bennett jokes will we reach?
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Post by Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃 on Feb 19, 2017 0:33:22 GMT -5
All depends on how long Mike "the generic box of cheerios in the cereal aisle" Bennett stays in TNA
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Feb 19, 2017 4:15:22 GMT -5
Mike "Miller Lite" Bennett
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Post by benstudd on Feb 19, 2017 5:15:17 GMT -5
This whole cartoonish predictable bullshit with Braxton Sutter and Allie and Maria has been horrible and crinjeworthy from the start. I have no idea why people like this crap. We are in f***ing 2017!!! This is Trauma-level.
Please let this be a Gaburick idea and not a Jarrett idea.
These four need to leave the company along with Sandow.
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Post by This Player Hating Mothman on Feb 19, 2017 5:16:04 GMT -5
Mike "RC Cola" Bennett
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Feb 19, 2017 5:42:54 GMT -5
Mike "Picks His Tattoos From the Wall of the Tattoo Parlor" is still the worst.
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Post by Mozenrath on Feb 19, 2017 6:04:07 GMT -5
This whole cartoonish predictable bullshit with Braxton Sutter and Allie and Maria has been horrible and crinjeworthy from the start. I have no idea why people like this crap. We are in f***ing 2017!!! This is Trauma-level. Please let this be a Gaburick idea and not a Jarrett idea. These four need to leave the company along with Sandow. It'd be Gabrurick, I don't think any of Jarrett/Dutch's stuff has filmed yet. I was alright with them coming into the company, since TNA needed new talent, and had even run out of filler talent, but ooh boy did they overuse them. |
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Post by Ash Kingston on Feb 19, 2017 6:05:27 GMT -5
...see, now I'm kinda sad that I don't get Fight Network, because I'm slightly curious if Mike "Bread Sandwich" Bennett is really as bland as y'all say he is.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 19, 2017 10:11:41 GMT -5
Mike "the reason why Taco Bell stopped serving salsa Verde" Bennett.
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Post by Reflecto on Feb 19, 2017 12:14:56 GMT -5
...see, now I'm kinda sad that I don't get Fight Network, because I'm slightly curious if Mike "Bread Sandwich" Bennett is really as bland as y'all say he is. Best way to explain him: Think of the most bland human being on the planet. Think of the most dry, generic, charismaless being you can think of. A complete black hole that no one charismatic can escape. ...that's Eddie Edwards. Mike Bennett's the guy next to him in the pineapples. |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 19, 2017 12:42:01 GMT -5
...see, now I'm kinda sad that I don't get Fight Network, because I'm slightly curious if Mike "Bread Sandwich" Bennett is really as bland as y'all say he is. Think the best way to describe it... Okay, remember that parade of random 2008 or so ECW jobbers with zero introduction and zero character who would stick around like three weeks before vanishing into the void? Okay, imagine if Gavin Spears, with his 2008 level talent and without shouting, "Ten!" all the time or anything like he does now as Tye, was a main-eventer. That's Mike Bennett. |
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Post by TOK Hehe'd Around & Found Out on Feb 19, 2017 20:03:18 GMT -5
I haven't watched TNA in forever, but I heard we were shitting on Mike "CBS mid-season replacement comedy" Bennett.
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Feb 19, 2017 21:57:21 GMT -5
Mike "Final season of that 70s show" Bennet just never outlived the hype when he debuted in roh...nah he just sucks
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Post by Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃 on Feb 20, 2017 0:42:56 GMT -5
I also never understood the hype about Mike "Weetabix dipped in water" Bennett either...as soon as I saw him in ROH, I found him to be very lame and trying hard to have a personality in the ring.
Unfortunately Mike "McDonald's burger with no ketchup, mustard, onions, and pickles please" Bennett's run in TNA affirmed my thought...
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Post by Deleted on Feb 20, 2017 2:31:20 GMT -5
This thread's managed to remind me of those, "We are Miracle Whip and we will not tone it down," commercials.
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Feb 20, 2017 3:09:02 GMT -5
Did anyone see the latest Mike "Top Ramen Without the Flavor Packet" Bennett segment?
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