Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
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Post by Sephiroth on Feb 20, 2017 12:09:17 GMT -5
And I don't mean being addicted to it. I know one can't expect a porn movie yo be some sort of high art, but on the ocassikns ive watched it I find it difficult to get interested because more often than not the dialogue is terrible and the delivery sounds like they are thinking about whether or not they left the oven on rather than on delivering their lines. It's actually rather a turn off to me. Just wondering if anyone shares this opinion or am I some kind of weirdo.
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Post by edgestar on Feb 20, 2017 12:31:13 GMT -5
I've never been interested in it
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The Unconquered Sun
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Feb 20, 2017 12:31:28 GMT -5
I'll go ahead and say it. Just fast forward to the good parts like every other normal person does! No body BUT NOBODY watches porn for the acting, plot, story line, whatever.
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Push R Truth
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Post by Push R Truth on Feb 20, 2017 12:34:47 GMT -5
I'll go ahead and say it. Just fast forward to the good parts like every other normal person does! No body BUT NOBODY watches porn for the acting, plot, story line, whatever. my cinematic immersion in their world is ruined when I hear a bunch of people playing Call of Duty in the background. I know that game is all about doing people's moms, but come on!
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Post by Deleted on Feb 20, 2017 12:35:09 GMT -5
I'll go ahead and say it. Just fast forward to the good parts like every other normal person does! No body BUT NOBODY watches porn for the acting, plot, story line, whatever. Pish posh. Are you also going to tell me that nobody reads Playboy for its articles?
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Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
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Post by Sephiroth on Feb 20, 2017 12:39:59 GMT -5
I'll go ahead and say it. Just fast forward to the good parts like every other normal person does! No body BUT NOBODY watches porn for the acting, plot, story line, whatever. Pish posh. Are you also going to tell me that nobody reads Playboy for its articles? Does anyone still read Playboy at all?
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
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Post by Push R Truth on Feb 20, 2017 12:47:38 GMT -5
Pish posh. Are you also going to tell me that nobody reads Playboy for its articles? Does anyone still read Playboy at all? I think they read Playboy while they wait for their wings at Hooters
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Post by SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman on Feb 20, 2017 12:54:23 GMT -5
Why do you watch the story bits?
Pervert.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Feb 20, 2017 12:54:47 GMT -5
That pizza place won't stay in business long.
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Post by GuyOfOwnage on Feb 20, 2017 13:30:09 GMT -5
The only time I ever had any interest at all in porn was when I was single, and even then, I leaned more towards the homemade variety. I could never get into the professionally shot stuff with actual porn stars, with the main reason being that the people in it never came off as real to me. I get that with porn it's supposed to be a kind of fantasy, but for me, the pendulum just swung too far in that direction.
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Post by horseface on Feb 20, 2017 13:58:24 GMT -5
I find produced porn to be utterly revolting, personally.
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Post by arrogantmodel on Feb 20, 2017 14:25:45 GMT -5
I've never understood the point of watching other people have sex. The girls are hot, sure, but I don't want to also see some dude's dick swinging around.
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Post by BlackoutCreature on Feb 20, 2017 14:36:04 GMT -5
I'll go ahead and say it. Just fast forward to the good parts like every other normal person does! No body BUT NOBODY watches porn for the acting, plot, story line, whatever. Pish posh. Are you also going to tell me that nobody reads Playboy for its articles? Considering how easy it is to get naked pictures of women nowadays, I would think the only reason to buy an actual Playboy anymore would actually be to read the articles. Otherwise you're really just wasting your money. I like a good porn movie with bad acting and cheesy stories. They're a rare treat nowadays. Nowadays it seems like all porn is just two people sitting on their couch, introducing themselves to the camera, then having sex. Where's the fun? Where's the fantasy?
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Post by Deleted on Feb 20, 2017 14:41:59 GMT -5
Pish posh. Are you also going to tell me that nobody reads Playboy for its articles? Considering how easy it is to get naked pictures of women nowadays, I would think the only reason to buy an actual Playboy anymore would actually be to read the articles. Otherwise you're really just wasting your money. I like a good porn movie with bad acting and cheesy stories. They're a rare treat nowadays. Nowadays it seems like all porn is just two people sitting on their couch, introducing themselves to the camera, then having sex. Where's the fun? Where's the fantasy? Some people just have the fantasy of meeting a 19 year old Latina who says yes to all your dirty sex acts and will eat those cupcakes that been up the you know what but only if they are gluten free because you have to draw the line somewhere.
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Post by ZERO on Feb 20, 2017 15:23:12 GMT -5
I've never understood the point of watching other people have sex. The girls are hot, sure, but I don't want to also see some dude's dick swinging around. That's what the girl/girl stuff is there for.
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Ultimo Gallos
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Post by Ultimo Gallos on Feb 20, 2017 15:28:16 GMT -5
I'll go ahead and say it. Just fast forward to the good parts like every other normal person does! No body BUT NOBODY watches porn for the acting, plot, story line, whatever. LOL my lady for a bit was buying,when she found them cheap,lots of the porn parodies on DVD. Most of which would have two versions of the movie. One was the full movie,porn and all.The other was without the porn. She lots of time would watch the versions without porn for a laugh. First time I even learned that there was porn parodies was when I went over to visit her. Thought she was watching That 70s Show. Then realized none of the people on the screen were the actors from the show. If you want decent acting and all in porn gotta go back the 70s thru early 80s era. Back then lots of porn actors/actresses were off Broadway actors looking for more work. Sure he might have been one of the sleaziest people to walk the Earth,but Jamie Gillis was a great actor.
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Feb 20, 2017 15:52:37 GMT -5
I've never been interested in it Just wait until One Night with Ambrose.
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Post by Hit Girl on Feb 20, 2017 16:30:38 GMT -5
Porn is shit.
Erotica is better.
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Post by edgestar on Feb 20, 2017 17:01:44 GMT -5
I've never been interested in it Just wait until One Night with Ambrose. That could be interesting
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Ultimo Gallos
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Post by Ultimo Gallos on Feb 20, 2017 17:54:18 GMT -5
Porn has such a wide range of types of films.
You got stuff that is made for couples to watch together. Then you got the stuff referred to in the old days as "Raincoaters". These are the nasty pure sex films. Called Raincoaters cause back when you had to goto a theater to see porn the guys would wear huge raincoats when they went.
Hell in high school I made good money selling vhs copies of the 8 porns I had managed to get. Now of course this was early 90s so pre-Internet. But a tape with one film on it sold for 20 bucks. I made more selling those copies in a day than I made working 30 hours a week at a comic shop.
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