crabbymelt
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Post by crabbymelt on Feb 20, 2017 22:13:44 GMT -5
BABY CAM! The local news is filled with coverage of giraffe watch. This giraffe named April has been in labor for 3 days, and could drop a calf any moment now. Since it's taken forever for this calf to come out, I thought.....hey, maybe we should do a FAN office pool? I got 6:00am, 2/21. What time you got?
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Post by Lupin the Third on Feb 20, 2017 22:28:39 GMT -5
2/21.....AT 2:21 AM!!!
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Feb 20, 2017 23:22:43 GMT -5
Giraffe is up
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Post by Lupin the Third on Feb 20, 2017 23:28:27 GMT -5
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Feb 21, 2017 0:05:50 GMT -5
Giraffe laying back down
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crabbymelt
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Post by crabbymelt on Feb 21, 2017 0:12:00 GMT -5
Good. Now I'm not the only one addicted to watching this. At some point, I expect the giraffe to be revealed to be a dude in a suit.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Feb 21, 2017 0:31:21 GMT -5
Giraffe is up again
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Feb 21, 2017 2:06:13 GMT -5
Giraffe laid back down and I say I'm done for the night on watching this.
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Feb 21, 2017 7:33:00 GMT -5
I thought this would be a thread trying to get us all to pool our money together so we can buy a baby giraffe. What the hell would we do with a baby giraffe?!
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Feb 21, 2017 8:07:37 GMT -5
I thought this would be a thread trying to get us all to pool our money together so we can buy a baby giraffe. What the hell would we do with a baby giraffe?! You know what we'd do. i'll fire up the grill!
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Post by Chainsaw on Feb 21, 2017 8:37:06 GMT -5
GIRAFFE WATCH!!! The mood is tense; I have been on some serious, serious reports but nothing quite like this. I uh... Ching... King is inside right now. I tried to get an interview with him, but they said no, you can't do that she's a live giraffe, she will literally rip your face off if your face is covered in leaves. Hey, you're making me look stupid. Get out here, Giraffe Jerk!
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Feb 21, 2017 8:46:47 GMT -5
8:45 am....let's check on the giraffe and....it still hasn't given birth yet.
And that's it for me. I don't have the morning patience to watch this until it happens.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Feb 21, 2017 11:05:16 GMT -5
Still nothing
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Feb 21, 2017 11:15:02 GMT -5
6ft tall 150 pounds baby. That's like giving birth to me
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Feb 21, 2017 11:32:48 GMT -5
Giraffe is wandering around... repeat Giraffe is wandering around!
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crabbymelt
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Post by crabbymelt on Feb 21, 2017 18:21:38 GMT -5
Stupid giraffe. Isn't there acupressure or ptosin for giraffes the zookeeper can do. Again, expecting a dude in a suit. Or Jim Carrey.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Feb 22, 2017 1:10:36 GMT -5
Just checked....still hasn't given birth yet
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Feb 22, 2017 14:58:19 GMT -5
Still no baby yet
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Post by crabbymelt on Feb 22, 2017 21:58:51 GMT -5
Supposedly, the vet said that due to the contractions, the baby will most definitely be born in the next 12 hours. We shall see. I think we should pick baby names. If it's a boy, Gentleman Jack Giraffer?
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Post by Lupin the Third on Feb 22, 2017 22:17:58 GMT -5
And the live stream went down.
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