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Post by Captain Stud Muffin (BLM) on Feb 23, 2017 12:16:50 GMT -5
And guess he will be champ by the end of this next taping block
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Post by Push R Truth on Feb 23, 2017 12:23:09 GMT -5
THEY SIGNED THE WRONG BENNETT  Interestingly enough, this Bennett at least had the balls to say he didn't need the Girl to get over in the end. |
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Feb 23, 2017 14:43:55 GMT -5
And guess he will be champ by the end of this next taping block Mike "Arli$$ binge watching" Bennet as tna champion is preposterous f*** then anyone can be the main guy |
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Post by Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃 on Feb 23, 2017 16:19:33 GMT -5
Mike "Night Court in its fifth season" Bennett got resigned, but there are other talents out in the independent scene with more charisma, talent, and move sets than him??
Must be nice to be Maria's tag-along....it'll keep Mike "ping pong paddle without the paddle" Bennett employed for a long time.
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Post by BlackoutCreature on Feb 23, 2017 18:22:24 GMT -5
I don't know why you'd expect otherwise, where else were they gonna go? The WWE wasn't gonna take them, Lucha Underground's future is up in the air and ROH right now is quickly becoming a wasteland. I suppose NJPW could've offered them a full time gig since they really seemed to like Maria the last time the duo worked there, but if they really considered Japan an option then they wouldn't have left ROH in the first place.
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Feb 23, 2017 19:23:53 GMT -5
I don't know why you'd expect otherwise, where else were they gonna go? The WWE wasn't gonna take them, Lucha Underground's future is up in the air and ROH right now is quickly becoming a wasteland. I suppose NJPW could've offered them a full time gig since they really seemed to like Maria the last time the duo worked there, but if they really considered Japan an option then they wouldn't have left ROH in the first place. Yeah, as I said their options are pretty much TNA and... retirement. |
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Post by Susan "Poison" Candy on Feb 23, 2017 20:08:20 GMT -5
the miracle is tna thinks he has talent Come on now, Mike "Thomas The Tank Engine Is Better Than Me" Bennett needs this job. Nobody else will care about him if Maria doesn't come with the deal. |
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Post by arrogantmodel on Feb 24, 2017 5:44:36 GMT -5
THEY SIGNED THE WRONG BENNETT Interestingly enough, this Bennett at least had the balls to say he didn't need the Girl to get over in the end. This is brilliant. |
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Post by Alice Syndrome on Feb 24, 2017 5:59:43 GMT -5
I think that's why Mike "Detective Tritter story arc on House" Bennett was wasted in that last episode. He realised he'd have to be in TNA another year.
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Feb 24, 2017 10:03:43 GMT -5
I don't know why you'd expect otherwise, where else were they gonna go? The WWE wasn't gonna take them, Lucha Underground's future is up in the air and ROH right now is quickly becoming a wasteland. I suppose NJPW could've offered them a full time gig since they really seemed to like Maria the last time the duo worked there, but if they really considered Japan an option then they wouldn't have left ROH in the first place. Yeah, as I said their options are pretty much TNA and... retirement. They wouldn't have to retire. Another company would take them, except they wouldn't be given the spotlight like they have in TNA. Maria's job would just be to hype Mike and look hot, and Mike would be either be in a tag team or midcard at best. |
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Post by schizo on Feb 24, 2017 10:46:47 GMT -5
Yaaaaay! Congrats to Mike "Jared Leto is my favorite Joker" Bennet. he truly deserves it
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Post by 4real on Feb 24, 2017 12:51:41 GMT -5
Why wasn't this contract signing on TV?
Oh right Mike 'Broccoli is my pig out food' Bennett, got it.
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Post by Ben Wyatt on Feb 24, 2017 14:52:51 GMT -5
Guys, stop being so mean to Mike "The final season of 'That 70's show' " Bennett
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Post by 2coldMack is even more baffled on Feb 24, 2017 15:29:52 GMT -5
At least it keeps Mike "Hard Lemonade" Bennett out of some more reputable organization, like IWA-MS.
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Post by The Ichi on Feb 24, 2017 15:40:34 GMT -5
I actually like the Mike "that first half of Season 2 of The Walking Dead" Bennet meme, so keep signing him.
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Post by This Player Hating Mothman on Feb 24, 2017 15:48:55 GMT -5
I can't believe I'm saying this as the guy who got this Mike "Lee Carvallo's Putting Challenge" Bennett train rolling in the first place, but I am so glad they're resgining him. It's not going to make for very good television but at least it's something easy to riff on during the lean months of TNA not screwing anything too major up.
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Post by Hulkshi Tanahashi on Feb 24, 2017 15:52:11 GMT -5
Man, I haven't watched TNA in so long that I've never even heard of Mike "I Love Raisin Bran" Bennett.
And, yes, I made this post just to make a joke about Mike "Watching Wet Paint Dry Is Fun" Bennett.
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Post by 2coldMack is even more baffled on Feb 24, 2017 16:00:34 GMT -5
Seriously, these jokes about Mike "The Penn & Teller Desert Bus of Wrestlers" Bennett is seriously making this an amazing thread.
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Post by Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃 on Feb 24, 2017 16:00:38 GMT -5
Hey leave Raisin Bran alone....I like that shit and I'm 10 times more exciting than Mike "hollow chocolate Easter bunny" Bennett!!
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Post by Hulkshi Tanahashi on Feb 24, 2017 16:29:25 GMT -5
Seriously, these jokes about Mike "The Penn & Teller Desert Bus of Wrestlers" Bennett is seriously making this an amazing thread. They're just so easy to make about Mike "The World's Biggest The Big Bang Theory Fan" Bennett. |
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