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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Feb 25, 2017 11:50:01 GMT -5
I hope Mike 'The last hour of Return of the King' Bennett gets resigned forever so we can keep making this joke.
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Post by Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃 on Feb 25, 2017 12:38:25 GMT -5
But them if they keep on resigning Mike "I watch 'Ernest Goes To Camp' on VHS" Bennett, it'll upset our favorite multi-contractual Bram!
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Post by Push R Truth on Feb 25, 2017 12:50:36 GMT -5
Mike "Mike Bennett" Bennett honestly belongs in TNA and I would be sad if he left. Nobody else would keep marching him out every week to apathetic crickets.
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Post by Ben Wyatt on Feb 25, 2017 14:12:42 GMT -5
Mike "Deuce Bigelow 2 was Oscar award worthy" Bennett is the face of TNA.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 25, 2017 15:28:11 GMT -5
I'm fine with them re-signing Mike "Season 9 of Scrubs" Bennett. If anyone I'd be annoyed if they re-signed the Hardys or Drew, because I want them in WWE.
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Post by bootytea on Feb 25, 2017 17:44:37 GMT -5
Thought it was Russo and marked a little.
Mark and Maria are doing the best with what they're given.
Anthem Impact or whatever they're calling it needs to worry more about putting on a FUN show.
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Post by Ben Wyatt on Feb 25, 2017 18:04:59 GMT -5
Mike "The Drew Carey Show after Kate left" Bennett is probably going to be their next inductee to the HOF
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Post by Jiren on Feb 25, 2017 18:48:01 GMT -5
Well at least it'll keep Mike "as useful as a marzipan dildo" Bennett away from WWE
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Post by Deleted on Feb 25, 2017 18:52:22 GMT -5
This thread the gift that will forever keep giving unlike Mike "DK64 is the greatest 3d platformer ever* Bennett
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Post by Ash Kingston on Feb 25, 2017 19:23:49 GMT -5
Okay, I have watched some clips of Mike "Naruto Had Some Great Filler" Bennett, and... yeah, I dunno if Maria's butt is worth his presence.
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Post by Hurbster on Feb 25, 2017 19:24:13 GMT -5
Wow, is Mike "Rush are too hardcore gangsta rap for me" Bennett really that bland ?
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Post by Ben Wyatt on Feb 25, 2017 19:34:39 GMT -5
Wow, is Mike "Rush are too hardcore gangsta rap for me" Bennett really that bland ? Mike "Paris Hilton's debut album" Bennett is pretty bland
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Post by This Player Hating Mothman on Feb 25, 2017 19:49:05 GMT -5
Mike "Power Ballads Are The Best Part of Any Metal Album" Bennett. How dare you put metal ballads on the same level as Mike "Rocking Out to Winger" Benneett.
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Post by 2coldMack is even more baffled on Feb 25, 2017 19:53:09 GMT -5
Guys, guys guys, I think we're starting to be a little too hard on Mike "Popo Zao is my JAM" Bennett now.
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Post by Hulkshi Tanahashi on Feb 25, 2017 20:40:15 GMT -5
Thought it was Russo and marked a little. Mark and Maria are doing the best with what they're given. Anthem Impact or whatever they're calling it needs to worry more about putting on a FUN show. Hey! It's Mike! His name is Mike "It's Okay If You Call Him Mark; Everyone Does, And He Doesn't Correct Them Because He's Just Happy To Have Someone To Talk To" Bennett.
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Post by DragonMasterP on Feb 25, 2017 20:52:07 GMT -5
I'm sorry guys, but I don't really have anything to add to this topic about Mike "I'm not gonna pay a lot for this muffler" Bennett.
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Post by Hypnosis on Feb 25, 2017 21:00:23 GMT -5
I'm sorry guys, but I don't really have anything to add to this topic about Mike "I'm not gonna pay a lot for this muffler" Bennett. You won't believe this, but.........Mike "Thinks Double Dragon V: The Shadow Falls was awesome" Bennett.
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Post by Ben Wyatt on Feb 25, 2017 21:50:15 GMT -5
I'll never Tire of mocking Mike "Home Alone 3" Bennett
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Post by Jiren on Feb 25, 2017 22:27:43 GMT -5
I'll never Tire of mocking Mike "Home Alone 3" Bennett Ditto Mocking Mike "A man so dense light bends around him" Bennett will never get old
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Post by Hulkshi Tanahashi on Feb 25, 2017 23:23:24 GMT -5
May the mocking of Mike "I Preferred 'Ordinary People' Over 'Raging Bull'" Bennett never end!
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