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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Feb 25, 2017 11:53:54 GMT -5
... your mom comes up to you and says she killed someone and needs your help to bury the body
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Annette
Mephisto
You love me, you just don't know it yet.
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Post by Annette on Feb 25, 2017 11:55:58 GMT -5
"Why did you drive over an hour to ask me that, and why didn't you ask your idiot BF for help?"
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Post by DASH 243✅ on Feb 25, 2017 11:57:28 GMT -5
how did you come back to life mom?
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The Unconquered Sun
King Koopa
He has no pants! What a heathen!
Lord of Storms and Kittens!
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Feb 25, 2017 12:47:51 GMT -5
And no I'm not kidding
"Oh come on mom, this can't be the 1st time you've been through this"
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Post by Alice Syndrome on Feb 25, 2017 13:27:06 GMT -5
"Unless the body actually IS my dad, I don't know why you asked the 105 pound girl instead of him"
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Ultimo Gallos
Grimlock
Dreams SUCK!Nightmares live FOREVER!
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Post by Ultimo Gallos on Feb 25, 2017 13:52:36 GMT -5
"Which neighbor has a backhoe I can borrow?"
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Post by Muskrat on Feb 25, 2017 14:08:10 GMT -5
"Its not Dad is it?"
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Post by BlackoutCreature on Feb 25, 2017 14:10:44 GMT -5
Do I have to ask a question? Can't I just shrug my shoulders and walk away?
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Post by slappy on Feb 25, 2017 14:15:38 GMT -5
Not so much a question but I tell her that burying it would be stupid. We'd have to get rid of it another way so no one finds it.
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Post by Duke Cameron on Feb 25, 2017 14:55:04 GMT -5
Why didn't you let me do it?
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y4j1981
Dennis Stamp
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Post by y4j1981 on Feb 25, 2017 15:17:36 GMT -5
how did you come back to life mom? 1) yea that us the same for me. My first questions wouldn't even involve the dead body 2) can I use the "these homework assignments are getting weirder and weirder" joke here? 3) if she was alive I would most likely go ahead and do it. But afterwards gonna have to get something out of it. Me and moms didn't have best relationship when she passed. |
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Bo Rida
Fry's dog Seymour
Pulled one over on everyone.
Got away with it, this time.
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Post by Bo Rida on Feb 25, 2017 16:06:27 GMT -5
Remember that time when I was a kid and we saw dozens of good condition hasbro WWF figures for 50p each at a garage sale and you'd only let me buy two of them?
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El Pollo Guerrera
Grimlock
His name has chicken in it, and he is good at makin' .gifs, so that's cool.
Status: Runner
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Post by El Pollo Guerrera on Feb 25, 2017 17:10:39 GMT -5
... What?
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Post by SkullTrauma on Feb 25, 2017 18:57:25 GMT -5
"Got a hacksaw?"
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Post by Deleted on Feb 25, 2017 19:09:22 GMT -5
Who? Why? 'Kay, I'll get the shovel...
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Urethra Franklin
King Koopa
When Toronto sports teams lose, Alison Brie is sad
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Post by Urethra Franklin on Feb 25, 2017 21:37:08 GMT -5
"Again?"
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fw91
Patti Mayonnaise
FAN Idol All-Star: FAN Idol Season X and *Gavel* 2x Judges' Throwdown winner
Tribe has spoken for 2024 Mets
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Post by fw91 on Feb 25, 2017 22:31:54 GMT -5
"Are the dogs in the enclosed pool area?"
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Post by Ash Kingston on Feb 26, 2017 1:22:10 GMT -5
"Why are you bringing your work home?"
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Powerline
ALF
I'm a pale imitator of a boy in the sky, with a cap on his head and a knot in his tie
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Post by Powerline on Feb 26, 2017 1:29:30 GMT -5
Who is it?
I wouldn't even ask why. My mom's such a mellow person, I'd instantly assume it was in defense. The actual "conflict" would be convincing her burying the body would just make things worse.
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Post by Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃 on Feb 26, 2017 1:31:49 GMT -5
how did you come back to life mom? Same here...she passed on in 2006. I would ask her "You arose from the dead to ask me this??" |
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