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Post by Deleted on Mar 2, 2017 16:44:33 GMT -5
Rusev's hilarious man. I can just imagine dude working at a Wendy's and on his lunch he's thinking "is this the land of opportunity?"
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Post by Deleted on Mar 2, 2017 17:50:33 GMT -5
Rusev's hilarious man. I can just imagine dude working at a Wendy's and on his lunch he's thinking "is this the land of opportunity?" Remember that one promo where Rusev said during his wrestling training "his trainer would throw a piece of a steak in the ring so he had to fight to eat it?" I imagine he gets a PTSD Vietnam War veteran flashbacks when he has to serve a triple patty baconater to morbidly obese American kids.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 2, 2017 17:56:49 GMT -5
Rusev's hilarious man. I can just imagine dude working at a Wendy's and on his lunch he's thinking "is this the land of opportunity?" Remember that one promo where Rusev said during his wrestling training "his trainer would throw a piece of a steak in the ring so he had to fight to eat it?" I imagine he gets a PTSD Vietnam War veteran flashbacks when he has to serve a triple patty baconater to morbidly obese American kids. One of his greatest promos. Loved it.
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Post by Sephiroth on Mar 2, 2017 18:18:59 GMT -5
Rusev's hilarious man. I can just imagine dude working at a Wendy's and on his lunch he's thinking "is this the land of opportunity?" Remember that WM promo for his match with Cena where he was tossing around kegs while shouting the names of opponents he'd beaten? I picture him slapping burger patties down on the grill while shouting the names of customers he can't stand.
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Post by Hit Girl on Mar 2, 2017 18:49:50 GMT -5
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Post by HMARK Center on Mar 2, 2017 19:07:48 GMT -5
All I can think of right now is Great Muta being summoned to Pro Wrestling HUSTLE via magic lamp.
I smell a stable in the making.
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Post by agent817 on Mar 2, 2017 20:06:23 GMT -5
If Lana was still managing him and she rocked a genie-like outfit, similar to "I Dream of Jeannie," I could imagine how hot she would look in it.
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Post by Lazy peon on Mar 2, 2017 20:23:00 GMT -5
Instead of Big show, it'd be Rusev vs Shaq in a genie vs genie match.
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Post by Nikki Heyman on Mar 2, 2017 20:25:05 GMT -5
If you ever feel sad, imagine Handsome Rusev taking your order at Wendy's. [BANNED FOR BOOKER T JOKE]
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Post by Bub (BLM) on Mar 2, 2017 20:25:59 GMT -5
He'd get that shit over, too.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 2, 2017 21:38:55 GMT -5
Instead of Big show, it'd be Rusev vs Shaq in a genie vs genie match. DAMMIT!
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Post by saneiac on Mar 2, 2017 23:06:26 GMT -5
So instead of "Rusev crush!" it would have been "Rusev alakazam!" Or "Rusev Yabble Dabble!"
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Post by bob on Mar 2, 2017 23:11:51 GMT -5
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Post by schizo on Mar 2, 2017 23:12:19 GMT -5
With Mustafa Prince Ali as his tag partner
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Post by Woo on Mar 3, 2017 4:16:21 GMT -5
That would make an amazing Wrestlemania entrance.
Lucha Underground please give someone a genie gimmick!
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Post by MrElijah on Mar 3, 2017 11:50:44 GMT -5
All I can think of right now is Great Muta being summoned to Pro Wrestling HUSTLE via magic lamp. I smell a stable in the making. Lana rubs a magic lamp. Muta appears......and he hits Enzo with the mist.
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Post by HMARK Center on Mar 3, 2017 12:36:03 GMT -5
All I can think of right now is Great Muta being summoned to Pro Wrestling HUSTLE via magic lamp. I smell a stable in the making. Lana rubs a magic lamp. Muta appears......and he hits Enzo with the mist. Does Enzo lay an egg?
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Post by MrElijah on Mar 3, 2017 12:37:32 GMT -5
Lana rubs a magic lamp. Muta appears......and he hits Enzo with the mist. Does Enzo lay an egg? Somehow Cass does. Why? Because Muta.
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Post by the2ndevil on Mar 3, 2017 13:04:43 GMT -5
Weird thing is I think he could have made it work.
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Post by Blindkarevik on Mar 4, 2017 5:13:53 GMT -5
The scary thing is?
Rusev could, probably, make it work.
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