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Post by A Platypus Rave on Mar 17, 2017 10:05:54 GMT -5
Give me a weekly 30 minute show of this complete with Memphis-style studio matches in front of tens of rabid fans. Yeah get a few of the NXT guys that aren't ready for the main show to be nameless jobbers
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Post by Rican on Mar 17, 2017 10:09:30 GMT -5
Goddamnit I love Rusev so much.
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Post by Jiren on Mar 17, 2017 10:10:44 GMT -5
If Jim Cornette ever sees this, Hes gonna have a frickin coronary.
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Mar 17, 2017 10:11:00 GMT -5
This is seriously one of the most entertaining things I've ever seen.
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Post by Alyce: Old Media Enthusiast on Mar 17, 2017 10:11:26 GMT -5
So the cast I can tell is
Lance Catamaran: Cena Chett Chetterfield: Fandango John Johnson: TJ Perkins Tex Ferguson: Luke Gallows Chad 2badd: Karl Anderson Clint Bobbski: Chris Jericho Pelvis Wesley: Heath Slater Big Bartholemew: Rusev "The Banker" Mr. Mackelroy: Tyler Breeze Surf Dudes With Attitudes: The Ascension Christian Joy: Lana Ric Flair: some impersonator
Chip Henderson: John Cone (likely) La Barba Grande: Seth Rollins The Sea Creature: ??
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Mar 17, 2017 10:12:22 GMT -5
Pretty sure TJP is John Johnson.
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Mar 17, 2017 10:12:45 GMT -5
John Johnson is TJ Perkins.
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Post by Rican on Mar 17, 2017 10:12:54 GMT -5
So the cast I can tell is Lance Catamaran: Cena Chett Chetterfield: Fandango Tex Ferguson: Luke Gallows Chad 2badd: Karl Anderson Clint Bobbski: Chris Jericho Pelvis Wesley: Heath Slater Big Bartholemew: Rusev "The Banker" Mr. Mackelroy: Tyler Breeze Surf Dudes With Attitudes: The Ascension Christian Joy: Lana Ric Flair: some impersonator Not sure about Chip Henderson, John Johnson, The Sea Monster or La Barba Grande THANK YOU, it was bothering the shit out of me that I couldn't recognize Chett haha. I didn't want to ask.
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Post by Alyce: Old Media Enthusiast on Mar 17, 2017 10:13:57 GMT -5
Pretty sure TJP is John Johnson. Yeah, I wasn't fully sure until a few minutes ago
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Mar 17, 2017 10:14:48 GMT -5
Chip Henderson is probably John Cone. If there's a referee involved in goofy shit, it's usually him.
I suspect La Barba Grande is Cesaro.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 17, 2017 10:14:52 GMT -5
That was amusing, though I wish they played it a bit more straight, I think they were a bit too on the nose with a lot of their jokes when I think the aesthetic and the goofy promos were good enough without having to throw in jump cuts and technical difficulty gags. Instead came off like a low-rent organization trying its best instead of coming off as they're in on the joke. I agree that something like this going on in Full Sail would be pretty awesome.
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Mar 17, 2017 10:16:51 GMT -5
Chip Henderson is probably John Cone. If there's a referee involved in goofy shit, it's usually him. I suspect La Barba Grande is Cesaro. with the name I was thinking Harper It means the Large Beard.
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Post by Rican on Mar 17, 2017 10:17:27 GMT -5
Lance Catamaran is worth ten Michael Coles.
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Post by häšhtå.gdālėÿ on Mar 17, 2017 10:18:15 GMT -5
Omg these were fxxxing great!!!
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Mar 17, 2017 10:18:23 GMT -5
Chip Henderson is probably John Cone. If there's a referee involved in goofy shit, it's usually him. I suspect La Barba Grande is Cesaro. with the name I was thinking Harper It means the Large Beard. ...Didn't think of Harper. I would have never suspected him to be down for shenanigans like this.
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Post by eJm on Mar 17, 2017 10:19:12 GMT -5
Can we have a collection of these playing off different decades in wrestling?
I'll literally pay money for a rip on the Attitude Era/ECW style indie with the rip off Undertakers and the like.
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Mar 17, 2017 10:19:29 GMT -5
with the name I was thinking Harper It means the Large Beard. ...Didn't think of Harper. I would have never suspected him to be down for shenanigans like this. Well when he was first in CHIKARA he was a comedic face Before he disappeared for a bit and then came back as the crazed trucker that he's pretty much used since. He's also really hairy as seen in the promo pics that exist of him in FCW wearing trunks.
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Post by häšhtå.gdālėÿ on Mar 17, 2017 10:19:34 GMT -5
Chip Henderson is probably John Cone. If there's a referee involved in goofy shit, it's usually him. I suspect La Barba Grande is Cesaro. I thought it was Cesaro at first, but then I noticed the beard poking through the mask.
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Post by jagilki on Mar 17, 2017 10:19:58 GMT -5
I think the Ascension should just adopt this gimmick on Smackdown.
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Mar 17, 2017 10:21:34 GMT -5
Chip Henderson is probably John Cone. If there's a referee involved in goofy shit, it's usually him. I suspect La Barba Grande is Cesaro. I thought it was Cesaro at first, but then I noticed the beard poking through the mask. As I mentioned I think it's Harper, the name translates to "The Big Beard" and as I said... he's really hairy ![](http://www.profightdb.com/img/wrestlers/thumbs-600/7da356aa9dlukeharper.jpg)
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