nisidhe
Hank Scorpio
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Post by nisidhe on Apr 20, 2017 9:48:33 GMT -5
Alright, folks: Let's help expand half an hour of grainy, 80s video footage into a two-hour feature film by WWE Films. Budget's not much of an object, but we want to keep the spirit of the original tape.
Who's directing? Who would you like to see added to the cast? What sort of wild, zany antics do you want to see? How do we sell this to the casual movie-goer? When does it escape to the theaters?
Anyone?
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Push R Truth
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Post by Push R Truth on Apr 20, 2017 11:41:36 GMT -5
The last half of the movie is Sea Creature fighting Big Bart kaiju style in the streets of Tokyo
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Post by MichaelMartini on Apr 20, 2017 11:46:54 GMT -5
A movie would be a bad idea. This type of comedy works better in small doses. I'd love to see a half hour show on the network with actual matches.
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Post by HMARK Center on Apr 20, 2017 14:59:29 GMT -5
If you want to go movie format, then you either simply make an actual card (complete with promos and matches) into a movie, or you go full Spinal Tap/Christopher Guest mockumentary style.
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Allie Kitsune
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Apr 20, 2017 15:04:16 GMT -5
If you want to go movie format, then you either simply make an actual card (complete with promos and matches) into a movie, or you go full Spinal Tap/Christopher Guest mockumentary style. No Fred Willard, No Buys.
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Post by Ecks Ecks Ringout Ecks Ecks on Apr 20, 2017 15:21:44 GMT -5
If you want to go movie format, then you either simply make an actual card (complete with promos and matches) into a movie, or you go full Spinal Tap/Christopher Guest mockumentary style. REFEREE CHIP HENDERSON: "Our countouts go to eleven. All the brawls last month with Big Bartholomew and the Sea Creature, eleven, eleven, eleven ..." INTERVIEWER: "Oh, I see. And most promotions go up to ten?" HENDERSON: "Exactly." INTERVIEWER: "And does that mean the brawls are any wilder?" HENDERSON: "Well, it's one wilder, isn't it? It's not ten. You see, most refs, you know, will count up to ten. You're at ten, all the way up, you've counted to ten. Where can you go from there?" INTERVIEWER: "I don't know." HENDERSON: "Nowhere. Exactly. What we do is, for that extra push over the cliff, to give us better action than other wrestling companies, you know what we do?" INTERVIEWER: "Count to eleven." HENDERSON: "Eleven. Exactly." INTERVIEWER: "Why don't you just count a little slower and make ten the top number?" HENDERSON: (pausing) "Ours go to eleven."
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nisidhe
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Post by nisidhe on Apr 20, 2017 16:18:11 GMT -5
I guess the Zucker Brothers would be out, then?
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Post by Deleted on Apr 20, 2017 16:29:24 GMT -5
I'd rather get a wrestling card out of it than a movie.
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Post by Captain Stud Muffin (BLM) on Apr 20, 2017 16:36:48 GMT -5
I think this works best in small doses but I rather get a card first and then go from there
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Post by darrenmitchelstork on Apr 22, 2017 9:06:55 GMT -5
I can see this working as either mokumentary style, maybe in a flashback type format where the stars of Southpaw look back on the run up to a significant card, or an Anchorman style movie set in the heyday of Southpaw. So many possibilities!!
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Post by Surfer Sandman on Apr 22, 2017 9:17:08 GMT -5
If you want to go movie format, then you either simply make an actual card (complete with promos and matches) into a movie, or you go full Spinal Tap/Christopher Guest mockumentary style. No Fred Willard, No Buys. He has to play an over the top manager, perhaps a face manager that freaks out when his team keeps dropping the ball (and he just keeps on doing it, no real reason, that's Fred!).
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Post by HMARK Center on Apr 22, 2017 9:22:39 GMT -5
If you want to go movie format, then you either simply make an actual card (complete with promos and matches) into a movie, or you go full Spinal Tap/Christopher Guest mockumentary style. REFEREE CHIP HENDERSON: "Our countouts go to eleven. All the brawls last month with Big Bartholomew and the Sea Creature, eleven, eleven, eleven ..." INTERVIEWER: "Oh, I see. And most promotions go up to ten?" HENDERSON: "Exactly." INTERVIEWER: "And does that mean the brawls are any wilder?" HENDERSON: "Well, it's one wilder, isn't it? It's not ten. You see, most refs, you know, will count up to ten. You're at ten, all the way up, you've counted to ten. Where can you go from there?" INTERVIEWER: "I don't know." HENDERSON: "Nowhere. Exactly. What we do is, for that extra push over the cliff, to give us better action than other wrestling companies, you know what we do?" INTERVIEWER: "Count to eleven." HENDERSON: "Eleven. Exactly." INTERVIEWER: "Why don't you just count a little slower and make ten the top number?" HENDERSON: (pausing) "Ours go to eleven." Chadd 2 Badd would probably get caught with the tin foil cucumber in his pants.
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Post by Crappler El 0 M on Apr 22, 2017 9:28:58 GMT -5
They were okay for KFC commercials. I didn't think they were as good as most others did.
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Post by thecrusherwi on Apr 22, 2017 9:50:51 GMT -5
I just wanna see Lethal Leap Year.
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Post by r. on Apr 22, 2017 10:24:44 GMT -5
I'm still hoping they continue it or at least film a finale episode.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 22, 2017 11:07:25 GMT -5
I just wanna see Lethal Leap Year. If they ever do followups, they should reschedule it for 1989. Not 88.
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Apr 22, 2017 14:03:52 GMT -5
REFEREE CHIP HENDERSON: "Our countouts go to eleven. All the brawls last month with Big Bartholomew and the Sea Creature, eleven, eleven, eleven ..." INTERVIEWER: "Oh, I see. And most promotions go up to ten?" HENDERSON: "Exactly." INTERVIEWER: "And does that mean the brawls are any wilder?" HENDERSON: "Well, it's one wilder, isn't it? It's not ten. You see, most refs, you know, will count up to ten. You're at ten, all the way up, you've counted to ten. Where can you go from there?" INTERVIEWER: "I don't know." HENDERSON: "Nowhere. Exactly. What we do is, for that extra push over the cliff, to give us better action than other wrestling companies, you know what we do?" INTERVIEWER: "Count to eleven." HENDERSON: "Eleven. Exactly." INTERVIEWER: "Why don't you just count a little slower and make ten the top number?" HENDERSON: (pausing) "Ours go to eleven." Chadd 2 Badd would probably get caught with the tin foil cucumber in his pants. Pfft. Like he could afford either a cucumber or tinfoil...
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Post by Ryushinku on Apr 22, 2017 15:10:02 GMT -5
If you want to see a movie of Southpaw Regional Wrestling...then you first must defeat my CREATURE FROM THE SEA!
I call it...my SEA CREATURE!!
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Post by Deleted on Apr 22, 2017 15:30:10 GMT -5
Less is more.
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Apr 22, 2017 16:40:24 GMT -5
The last half of the movie is Sea Creature fighting Big Bart kaiju style in the streets of Tokyo In true Southpaw style, "Tokyo" is literally cheap cardboard with Nashville used as establishing shots.
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