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Post by J-Man R. on Nov 2, 2006 17:03:42 GMT -5
You know what I feel just like Helen Keller being trapped in Germany.
I am just like Anne Frank I can't see anything
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Post by The"threadicidal"bristolspapa on Nov 2, 2006 17:04:29 GMT -5
This won't end well.
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Post by Tha Kid Joker on Nov 2, 2006 17:05:47 GMT -5
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Post by therob on Nov 2, 2006 17:07:07 GMT -5
Is it wrong that I am so skeptical of Helen Keller existing or that her story was exaggerated. I mean she was blind deaf and dumb. How in the hell could she know it was called water if she cant hear. She wouldn't know what its called.
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Post by The"threadicidal"bristolspapa on Nov 2, 2006 17:10:07 GMT -5
Is it wrong that I am so skeptical of Helen Keller existing or that her story was exaggerated. I mean she was blind deaf and dumb. How in the hell could she know it was called water if she cant hear. She wouldn't know what its called. Let's salvage this thread and debate this point. Actually I won't debate it. I've honestly tried to get my head around this whole concept. Without the ability to hear and mimic, or read lips/mimic/hope it sounded the same, the only thing I can imagine is that the teacher physically moved Helen's mouth to say it until muscle memory allowed her to say "water." |
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Post by jamofpearls on Nov 2, 2006 17:24:02 GMT -5
I dont know how that worked...unless the miracle worker put a spell on her. I do know that Helen's house where all that business took place is about 6 miles away from my house, and she is a distant relative of mine.
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Post by gsguy on Nov 2, 2006 17:24:34 GMT -5
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Post by Banned Member on Nov 2, 2006 17:25:07 GMT -5
*Walks into thread looks at title*
Oh no you didn't!!!
*Walks out*
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Post by joecro2000 on Nov 2, 2006 17:26:39 GMT -5
the only thing funny in this thread is 2 Job's avatar
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Post by SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman on Nov 2, 2006 17:28:57 GMT -5
the only thing funny in this thread is 2 Job's avatar Not to mention that what' s said under it is damn true. |
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Post by Will Has 'Til Five, Ref on Nov 2, 2006 17:34:03 GMT -5
That deaf, dumb, and blind chick sure played a mean pinball.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Nov 2, 2006 17:58:45 GMT -5
You'd have to be as blind as Anne Frank not to enjoy this thread.
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Post by Hulkshi Tanahashi on Nov 2, 2006 18:46:05 GMT -5
That deaf, dumb, and blind chick sure played a mean pinball. Ever since I was a young boy, I've played the silver ball. From Soho down to Brighton I must have played them all. But I ain't seen nothing like him In any amusement hall... That deaf dumb and blind kid Sure plays a mean pin ball ! He stands like a statue, Becomes part of the machine. Feeling all the bumpers Always playing clean. He plays by intuition, The digit counters fall. That deaf dumb and blind kid Sure plays a mean pin ball ! He's a pin ball wizard There has got to be a twist. A pin ball wizard, S'got such a supple wrist. 'How do you think he does it? I don't know! What makes him so good?' He ain't got no distractions Can't hear those buzzers and bells, Don't see lights a flashin' Plays by sense of smell. Always has a replay, 'n' never tilts at all... That deaf dumb and blind kid Sure plays a mean pin ball. I thought I was The Bally table king. But I just handed My pin ball crown to him. Even my usual table He can beat my best. His disciples lead him in And he just does the rest. He's got crazy flipper fingers Never seen him fall... That deaf dumb and blind kind Sure plays a mean pin ball.!!!!! |
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Post by 2 time pro bowler Fred Dryer on Nov 2, 2006 18:49:39 GMT -5
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she's a woman.
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Post by Hulkshi Tanahashi on Nov 2, 2006 18:51:22 GMT -5
Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman. That is funny!!!! I like it, not because it's saying women can't drive; because it's a swerve. |
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Post by Bill. on Nov 2, 2006 19:05:17 GMT -5
Um, Anne Frank's chest is flatter than cardboard?
Her vagina is hairier than my head?
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Post by Mad Johnny Maxx on Nov 2, 2006 21:29:35 GMT -5
-What'd Helen Keller name her dog?
Raaaahhhhhrrrrrrrrraaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!
-What'd Helen Keller's parents do to her for April Fool's Day?
Handed her a cheese grater.
JESUS CHRIST, WHY MUST YOU BASTARDS TEMPT ME TO DO THIS AND THUS SEALING MY FATE INTO HELL?!?!?!?
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Post by dorf on Nov 2, 2006 21:44:54 GMT -5
There, its locked.
Just for respect.
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