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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Oct 18, 2006 23:36:19 GMT -5
Known for being the Mean Green Machine.
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Post by The Booty Disciple on Oct 18, 2006 23:37:56 GMT -5
Tried to steal the Booty Disciple gimmick, but realized Ed Leslie had been both the Booty Man and the Disciple too late, and had to settle for the Zodiac with No Name.
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lotus
Hans Moleman
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Post by lotus on Oct 18, 2006 23:40:02 GMT -5
He is the bastard love child of Jeff Hardy and The Ultimate Warrior.
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Post by The Booty Disciple on Oct 18, 2006 23:41:33 GMT -5
He is the bastard love child of Jeff Hardy and The Ultimate Warrior. Forgot to mention its only because Jeff Hardy finally got to third base with the Ultimate Warrior after a throwing error.
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Oct 19, 2006 0:14:22 GMT -5
The high preist of the Dancin' McMahons.
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Post by mcclanahan on Oct 19, 2006 0:15:11 GMT -5
is a sexy beast of the 5th degree, no one can top this man, hell he has a date with So Cal Val and Torrie Wilson tonight, they're going to a motel
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Oct 19, 2006 0:17:39 GMT -5
I have it on good authority that "Hooker" Jake has a special meeting tonight with Stacy Keibler, Maria, and Victoria, if ya know what I mean. Snap snap, grin grin, wink wink.
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Post by mcclanahan on Oct 19, 2006 0:21:35 GMT -5
has dated every WWE diva from the past 4 years, that he deemed worthy that is
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Oct 19, 2006 0:23:17 GMT -5
He has carnal knowledge of almost all of the female wrestlers in the industry. Except Bertha Faye, Aja Kong, and Bull Nakano. Because let's face it, as awesome as Jake is, those three probably would have killed him.
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Post by mcclanahan on Oct 19, 2006 0:25:46 GMT -5
never leaves a woman unsatisfied, even when he takes on 5 at a time
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Oct 19, 2006 0:30:04 GMT -5
You know that song you play while you're getting it on with your significant other? Yeah, Jake wrote that song. That's how he seduced every female vocalist in the music industry.
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Post by mcclanahan on Oct 19, 2006 0:34:36 GMT -5
he went to Hollywood, and had fun with every actress he met that was over 18, and he was all done Katie Holmes was pregnant with Suri, not to mention how he left Angelina Jolie, but I think we all know what happend there
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Oct 19, 2006 0:36:40 GMT -5
Name a significant female in popular culture. Yeah, Jake's slept with her. And gotten her pregnent. He's just that awesome.
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Post by mcclanahan on Oct 19, 2006 0:39:26 GMT -5
went back in time and father RD, Blade, Merc, Godz, Dinobot, and Ani, he is truly a king among men and I bow to you good sir
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The Raven
Hank Scorpio
Where The Raven flies, there's Jeopardy!: Sports Edition
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Post by The Raven on Oct 19, 2006 0:40:07 GMT -5
For being the best soon to be husband a guy could ever want.
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Post by mcclanahan on Oct 19, 2006 0:41:51 GMT -5
for being ready to die on the honeymoon, just like I told someone to do to a guy in the Ask Jake Anything thread
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Post by fuzzywarble, squat cobbler on Oct 19, 2006 0:43:59 GMT -5
Everytime Hooker m@$turb@+es, a kitty dies
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Post by mcclanahan on Oct 19, 2006 0:45:30 GMT -5
everytime Fuzzy m@$turb@+es I kill three puppies and eat an infants soul
also he has an awesome sig
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Deamon Cohln
Don Corleone
AND THAT'S THE GODDAMN TRUTH!
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Post by Deamon Cohln on Oct 19, 2006 0:46:17 GMT -5
For being a Nintendo Fanboy
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Post by mcclanahan on Oct 19, 2006 0:48:24 GMT -5
hating the place I work, other than in the ring
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