MrElijah
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Post by MrElijah on Jun 12, 2017 13:13:09 GMT -5
You know apply Simpsons quotes to various superstars. I'll start.
At the LU Temple In Boyle Heights
Tyler Breeze: Open up, Uggo! This is a Raid!
Dario Cueto: A Raid?! Uggo?! Well alrighty then don't know what you'll find here in a regular pet shop...*hits switch, transforming Underground fight club to pet shop*
Fandango: A pet shop, eh? Tell me, what kind of pet shop has rambunctious yahoos, hot latin music and Aztec imagery at 1AM?!
Dario: Uh...well...t-The best...DAMN PET SHOP IN TOWN!!
*Believers cheer*
Tyler: Well....alright then, but listen up: an Alligator might seem like a cute pet, but they get big.
*Fashion Police leave, Dario switches everything back with an still wrestling Mack and Cage covered in oil and scars*
Cage: OWWWW!! Those gears hurt!!
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Post by Deleted on Jun 12, 2017 21:31:46 GMT -5
Vince: All right Roman, i wrote down exactly what to say. Just cut this promo and you'll get over for sure Roman: Hello Mr,Laser, i bad want title match now, me sick. (Vince off-stage) oh he promo cut good. Roman: So fight me, Mr Lesnar Vince: It's laser stupid! Triple H: No it's not Vince: Disregard
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chrom
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Post by chrom on Jun 12, 2017 22:41:06 GMT -5
WWE is talking about bringing in wrestlers from New Japan
HHH: If I wanted Japanese I'd go to the zoo
Steph: Hunter!
HHH: What? The guy who washes the cages is Japanese. His name is Hideo, he's in my Book Club!
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Heartbreaker
King Koopa
Is actually Bindi Irwin
RIP Punk's media scrum, Page 54, Muffins, Biting People Bad™ (2022 - 2022)
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Post by Heartbreaker on Jun 13, 2017 7:06:39 GMT -5
Alien: I bring you love. Roderick Strong: It's bringing love, don't let it get away! Bobby Roode: Break its legs! Ruby Riot: Wait! You want an alien? This is your alien. *Ruby shines a torch on alien to reveal Dan Matha* Dan Matha: Hello, children. I bring you love. Nikki Cross: Argh. It's a monster. Kill it, kill it! William Regal: It's not a monster, it's Dan Matha! Nikki Cross: Aww, it's Dan Matha! KILL IT! KILL IT!
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chrom
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Post by chrom on Jun 14, 2017 23:22:59 GMT -5
Vince: They don't want Roman and they don't want to cheer Cena. Am I so out of touch? No, it's the fans who are wrong.
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Chiral
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Post by Chiral on Jun 14, 2017 23:45:49 GMT -5
Bryan: Sorry Shane, the bake-off rejected your recipe. Shane: I wanna be in the bake-off! Bryan: There there, I think your grilled crayon sandwich was delicious. Shane: You only had a pretend bite. Bryan: No I'm eating it, look! Shane: Can you taste the thumbtacks? Bryan: Uh crap.
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Post by RI Richmark on Jun 15, 2017 21:57:32 GMT -5
Carmella: I think he is a sweet, sweet man, but when I kiss him, it's not romantic, more like when Snow White kissed Dopey. James Ellsworth: No, no, not this comparison again!
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Mojo: Aw, jeez, I thought writing my own promos would be easier. Rob Gronkowski: Well, it would have helped if you hadn't crumpled up all the paper before you wrote anything on it.
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Shane McMahon: Dad, you have to stop dropping your pants for everyone who claims they're a doctor. Vince McMahon: Fine.
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chrom
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Post by chrom on Jun 16, 2017 11:43:28 GMT -5
Linda: If you just stop mentioning my son's name, you'll find that Vince is perfectly sane.
Doctor: There really is a Shane? My god!
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Post by MrElijah on Jun 16, 2017 12:13:03 GMT -5
Jinder*who's drunk as hell*: Everyone, hic, everyone, let's get naked....don't be so stuck up, it'll be great!.
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Bryan: Hehehe.....I'm sorry but I can't divulge information about TJP's underage illegal wrestling training. *hangs up phone*.........Oh Crap, I shouldn't mentioned his name! Oh Crap, I've shouldn't said he was underage! Oh Crap, I really shouldn't have said it was illegal!......oh it's too hot today.
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nate5054
Hank Scorpio
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Post by nate5054 on Jun 16, 2017 14:55:18 GMT -5
Vince: All right pals, who's up for a big bowl of nonfat ice milk!
Sami Zyan: I want wintergreen!
Mike Bennett: Unflavored for me.
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Rubix Cube Johnny
Team Rocket
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Post by Rubix Cube Johnny on Jun 16, 2017 15:36:35 GMT -5
"I didn’t think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows" - Wrestlemania 32
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Post by SCCB Was Told To Do Steroids on Jun 18, 2017 16:21:45 GMT -5
Tom Phillips: "It is official: William Regal just announced that, next week, Asuka will defend her NXT Women's Championship in a Triple Threat Match versus Nikki Cross and Ruby Riot!"
Me: "Think unsexy thoughts...think unsexy thoughts...think unsexy thoughts...!"
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chrom
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Post by chrom on Jun 18, 2017 18:07:49 GMT -5
Being a Wrestling Clown sucks, you get kicked by kids, booed by smarks and admired by the elderly. Who am I clowning? I have no business being a Wrestling Clown. I'm leaving The Wrestling Clown business to all the other Wrestling Clowns in the Wrestling Clown business.
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chrom
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Post by chrom on Jun 20, 2017 14:42:55 GMT -5
Big Show is eating Guatemalan Insanity Peppers with no effect on him.
Xavier Woods: By all medical science steam should be pouring out of his ears.
Heath Slater: His ears if we're lucky!
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Post by Susan "Poison" Candy on Jun 20, 2017 20:23:46 GMT -5
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
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Post by Push R Truth on Jun 20, 2017 20:48:22 GMT -5
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chrom
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Post by chrom on Jun 30, 2017 11:45:47 GMT -5
Vince: Instead of Roman Reigns vs Brock Lesnar, our Main Event is...Roman Reigns vs Brock Lesnar
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Jun 30, 2017 12:21:20 GMT -5
No SmackDown, only khlav kalash. SmackDown in arena. Arena in tower.
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Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-]
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Jun 30, 2017 12:26:51 GMT -5
Alien: I bring you love. Roderick Strong: It's bringing love, don't let it get away! Bobby Roode: Break its legs! Ruby Riot: Wait! You want an alien? This is your alien. *Ruby shines a torch on alien to reveal Dan Matha* Dan Matha: Hello, children. I bring you love. Nikki Cross: Argh. It's a monster. Kill it, kill it! William Regal: It's not a monster, it's Dan Matha! Nikki Cross: Aww, it's Dan Matha! KILL IT! KILL IT! Can I just say Nikki Cross in the role of Groundskeeper Willie is one of my favorite things ever now and fits way too well?
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Post by Deleted on Jun 30, 2017 14:12:22 GMT -5
"Hens love roosters" "Bird-watchers love finches" "Everyone else, loves Becky Lynch" Alexa: Not me! "Everyone who counts loves Becky Lynch"
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