héad.casé
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Post by héad.casé on Sept 24, 2017 15:33:35 GMT -5
*Cass riding a book carrying trolley*
"Must. Kill. 'Zo....WHEEEEE!! Must. Kill. 'Zo."
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chrom
Backup Wench
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Post by chrom on Sept 27, 2017 17:56:24 GMT -5
Vince: Shelton you take both Wednesday and Friday off for Hamburgular's birthday, which is it?
Michael Tarver: I'm not Shelton Benjamin
Vince: I believe I know who Shelton Benjamin is
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DragonMasterP
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Wait, I turned 30? How'd that happen?
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Post by DragonMasterP on Sept 27, 2017 20:08:17 GMT -5
*Fans boo Roman*
Roman: "Dean, are they... Are they booing me?"
Dean: "Uh, no, they're saying "Booman, booman!"
*Roman stands up and turns to the crowd*
Roman: "Are you saying "Roman", or "Booman"?
*Crowd boos and throws produce at him.*
Vince (Quietly, in the Gorilla position): "I was saying "Booman"....."
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Post by Deleted on Sept 27, 2017 21:10:50 GMT -5
Roman in the bathtub singing
'My bologna has a first name, its R-O-M-A-N, My bologna has a second name its R-O-M-A-N.
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Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-]
FANatic
Writer, Lover of all things Wrestling. Analytical, Critical, Lovable (hopefully). Lets all have fun!
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Sept 28, 2017 8:50:29 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Oct 4, 2017 4:43:18 GMT -5
Mickie James: "Social security number? Naught, naught, naught, naught, naught, naught, naught, naught, 2. Damn Roosevelt."
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chrom
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Post by chrom on Oct 4, 2017 11:20:19 GMT -5
*WWE holds a Bachelor Auction hosted by Doink but females aren't impressed with the quality of Bachelors*
Doink: Oh c'mon! He likes sunsets, what more do you want?
Tugboat: Yargh, I'm...not attractive
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Post by Deleted on Oct 7, 2017 8:46:08 GMT -5
Triple H: Hello Mrs. James, I'll see if your daughter is in.
Alexa: Mickie James has a mother? She must be a hundred million years old!
Triple H: Mickie can't stand her mother. She never forgave her for having that affair with President Taft.
Alexa: Oh Taft, you old dog.
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chrom
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Post by chrom on Oct 23, 2017 15:19:39 GMT -5
Ted Dibiase: Eternal happiness for a dollar? I'd be happier with the dollar
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héad.casé
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Post by héad.casé on Oct 23, 2017 15:58:51 GMT -5
*Enzo thumbs Kalisto in the eye*
Kalisto: "OW MY EYE! I'm not supposed to get thumbs in it!"
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*TJP, Gulak and Gran Metalik are standing in the corridor when Brock walks by*
Brock: Wallet inspector
*Gulak hands over everyone's wallets*
Gulak: I believe everything is in order
Brock: I can't believe that worked
Angle: Wait a minute...he's not the wallet inspector!
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chrom
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Post by chrom on Oct 24, 2017 17:01:41 GMT -5
'Jarrett found asleep at indy show'
Jeff: I wasn't asleep! I was drunk!
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Post by RI Richmark on Oct 24, 2017 20:00:02 GMT -5
Jinder Mahal challenges Brock Lesnar:
Jinder: You're Brock Lesnar.
Brock: Yes? Jinder: You're the Universal Champion.
Brock: Yes?
Jinder: I'm the WWE Champion.
Brock: So?
Jiner: Well, are you better than me?
Brock: Well, I never met you... but... Yes.
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chrom
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Post by chrom on Oct 28, 2017 15:01:35 GMT -5
ECW Sign Guy reading results
But Kane, you cannot align yourself with HHH, he framed and accused you of murder.
'Sees Nuclear Missile heading right at him'
Oh, I've wasted my life.
*Explosion*
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Post by Aime E. Dangerously on Oct 28, 2017 15:28:19 GMT -5
WWE creative talking to the smarks.
"Y'know, it's very easy to criticise."
"Fun too!"
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Linda: Have you noticed any change in Shane?
Vince: New glasses?
Linda: No, he looks like something might by disturbing him.
Vince: Probably misses his old glasses.
Linda: I guess we could get more involved in Shane's activities, but then I'd be afraid of smothering him.
Vince: Yeah, and then we'd get the chair.
Linda: That's not what I meant.
Vince: It was Linda, admit it
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CM Punk: Well, I quit my job, just like you said to.
AJ Lee: I didn't tell you to quit your job!
CM Punk: Yes you did! I remember your exact words. You said I should quit my job, I become an MMA fighter, or you'd torch the house.
AJ Lee: That doesn't sound like me... Well, I suppose if this doesn't work out, you can always go back to the WWE.
CM Punk: Not the way I quit!
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And of course, the classic.
"Vince, are they booing me?"
"No, they're saying Boo-tista! Boo-tista!"
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Post by Susan "Poison" Candy on Oct 28, 2017 16:32:25 GMT -5
Jason Jordan: I'm looking for this guy. (holds up a photo of Kurt Angle) Anybody know who he is?
Daniel Bryan: Yeah, sure. We know him. That's Kurt Angle.
Bayley: He tried to kill Shane McMahon by throwing him through glass.
Alexa Bliss: He sexually harassed Rhaka Khan.
Triple H: He milked my wife.
Big Show: He made fun of my weight.
Jason Jordan: Okay, so there's been a little of friction. Know his address?
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Post by RI Richmark on Oct 30, 2017 19:41:23 GMT -5
After Team Raw loses at Survivor Series:
Stephanie McMahon: ANGLE!!! I TOLD YOU ANNIHILATE SMACKDOWN! GO HOME! YOU'RE FIRED! FOR GOOD!
Kurt Angle: Fine! (Walks away) Still like her better then Dixie.
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Post by crowley1986 on Oct 30, 2017 20:06:40 GMT -5
Interviewer: Brock, ah, what do you think of Jinder Mahal? Brock: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children. Interviewer: Uh, you know, they do have a mother, Champ? Brock: Yes, but I would imagine that she would die of grief.
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Heartbreaker
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Is actually Bindi Irwin
RIP Punk's media scrum, Page 54, Muffins, Biting People Bad™ (2022 - 2022)
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Post by Heartbreaker on Nov 3, 2017 7:34:49 GMT -5
*The Young Bucks and a lawyer confront Vince McMahon in his office* Lawyer: Mr. McMahon, we've got witnesses, precedent, and a paper trail a mile long! Vince McMahon: Yes? Well, I have ten high-priced lawyers. *Vince presses a button, opening a wall panel and revealing his ten lawyers standing in a row. The lawyer screams, running out of the office* Matt Jackson: He left his briefcase. *opens it* Hey! It's full of shredded newspaper.
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Carmella: Look at this place. The house number is spelled out with letters. Big Cass: Get used to it, honey. From now on we'll be spelling everything with letters.
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Post by TGM on Nov 3, 2017 8:01:46 GMT -5
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chrom
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Post by chrom on Nov 8, 2017 14:31:14 GMT -5
At TNA's funeral
Heckle: There goes a real sack of crap!
Jeckle: Indubitaly ol' chum
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