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Post by Susan "Poison" Candy on Nov 11, 2017 20:50:01 GMT -5
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MiLB Fan
Fry's dog Seymour
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Post by MiLB Fan on Nov 11, 2017 21:37:47 GMT -5
(Chris Jericho tells Vince McMahon about his plans for the new year.)
Chris: “So, I’m going to wrestle for New Japan on January 4.”
Vince: “Whoa whoa, slow down, maestro! There’s a NEW Japan?”
Chris: “Yes, I want to go there and make my dream come true.”
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Post by Evilution E5150 on Nov 12, 2017 2:30:40 GMT -5
Vince: "We have a new Samoan wrestler debuting this week"
Triple H: "But we have 3 Samoan wrestlers already"
Vince: "But this ones the Rocks cousin"
Triple H: "Oh they all are!"
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RI Richmark
Fry's dog Seymour
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Post by RI Richmark on Nov 14, 2017 20:36:58 GMT -5
At Survivor Series Baron Corbin bursts into the Smackdown locker room:
Corbin: Everybody come quick! Raw's on the attack. No time to explain.
(The entire locker room follows Corbin throughout the arena. Finally Corbin stops at catering to get a drink.)
Chad Gable: (out of breath) Are you sure it wouldn't be faster... to just tell us what's happening.
Corbin: No. I said there's no time to explain and I stick by that.
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chrom
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Post by chrom on Dec 8, 2017 12:24:02 GMT -5
Vince: The WBF is like the New Coke, it'll be around forever
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Push R Truth
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Post by Push R Truth on Dec 8, 2017 12:41:44 GMT -5
Vince: We can't bust heads like we used to. But we have our ways. One trick is to tell stories that don't go anywhere. Like the time I took the ferry to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my show. So I decided to go to Parts Unknown, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I installed a spinner on my title belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of the Killer Bees on 'em. "Gimme five bees for a quarter," you'd say. Now where were we... oh yeah. The important thing was that I had a spinner on my belt, which was the style at the time. I didn't have any winged eagle belts, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those cheap reproductions ...
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chrom
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Post by chrom on Dec 8, 2017 21:58:16 GMT -5
*During a squash match*
Duane Gill: Stop pummeling me! It's really painful!
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Malcolm
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Wanted something done about the color of his ring.
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Post by Malcolm on Dec 14, 2017 12:41:44 GMT -5
Young Bucks: Go to Hell, you old bastard!
*Vince is visibly shaken as the curtains close*
Cody Rhodes: I think they liked us.
Vince: Have the nWo killed.
Shane: But dad, that wasn't-
Vince: DO AS I SAY!
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Post by Susan "Poison" Candy on Dec 14, 2017 13:30:39 GMT -5
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Hank Scorpio
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Post by TGM on Dec 14, 2017 13:56:35 GMT -5
Bullet Club: Too... Sweetest!
NWO: WE say Two Sweet. That's our thing that we say!
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chrom
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Post by chrom on Dec 15, 2017 20:38:40 GMT -5
*Note written by Lawler who has been found frozen*
"I have frozen myself so that I may experience the wonders of the future. Unthaw me when robot wives are cheap and efficient. Please adjust my pants to the style fashion of the time."
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Dec 18, 2017 3:07:52 GMT -5
A down James Ellsworth is watching WWE on tv
Corey Graves:... hey speaking of has beens, Whatever happened to that Ellsworth guy? Booker T: yeah talk about a flash in the pan.. if you want to make it in this business you have to stay fresh... SHUCKY DUCKY QUACK QUACK
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chrom
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Post by chrom on Dec 29, 2017 12:54:36 GMT -5
Austin: *Hits finger with hammer* Oh fudge, that's broken. *Steps on nail* Fi-diddily-di that's going to require a tetanus shot. I'm not going to swear, but I am going to KICK THIS DOGHOUSE DOWN!!!
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Dec 29, 2017 14:24:59 GMT -5
A down James Ellsworth is watching WWE on tv Corey Graves:... hey speaking of has beens, Whatever happened to that Ellsworth guy? Booker T: yeah talk about a flash in the pan.. if you want to make it in this business you have to stay fresh... SHUCKY DUCKY QUACK QUACK This is gold.
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Post by DJ Maniak on Dec 30, 2017 9:02:01 GMT -5
OK I used this in the SNES Mini thread... and it may be out of date. But here you go. Pretend it's January. Fan: Hey Mr McMahon, can we have Cena vs Undertaker for Wrestlemania? Other Fan: We'll give you money! Vince: I told you earlier... NO! (Slams door) Vince: Hey this gives me an idea. Later on WWE.com: Roman Reigns v Undertaker announced for Wrestlemania... also Cena & Nikki v Miz & Maryse. WWE Fan: This booking smells funny. Vince: No it doesn't.
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Post by DJ Maniak on Jan 3, 2018 0:29:48 GMT -5
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Post by DJ Maniak on Jan 11, 2018 23:01:08 GMT -5
Feel like I'm the only one that's contributed to this thread this year. Oh wait! I am!
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chrom
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Post by chrom on Jan 11, 2018 23:38:42 GMT -5
Patterson: ...I was so Gay but couldn't tell anyone!
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Post by DJ Maniak on Jan 13, 2018 9:11:14 GMT -5
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chrom
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Post by chrom on Jan 13, 2018 20:56:16 GMT -5
*Doink at a House Show in Italy*
Doink: No more Rice Krispies! We are out of Rice Krispies! *Laughs then breaks into sobs*
Audience gasps and murmurs.
Doink: Hey don't look at me I didn't write this crap.
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