Heenan (RIP, Weasel) & Monsoon calling Modern WWE

[ASYLUMHAUSEN]

In honor of Bobby & inspired by a number of posts in the Raw Live thread....particularly this one.

Sept 18, 2017 22:02:18 GMT -5 Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] said:

"After he wins this match no one will care whose son he is"

"Just like Angle for the first 28 years of his life!"

"WILL YOU STOP!?"

Lets see what you got, FAN.

[Nikki Heyman]

"Roman Reigns sending a message to John Cena"

"I didn't understand a word Roman said, he's definitely Samoan, couldn't understand anyone in his family. Just because he eats organic coconuts and bananas like you doesn't make him intelligible. How'd that work for you?"

"Will you stop!?"

[Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-]]

"John Cena vs Roman Reigns, a Dream Match!"

"If this is a Dream Match, dear god please someone wake me up!"

"WILL YOU STOP?!"

[Perd]

Monsoon: Ya know, Enzo considers himself a Cerified G?
Heenan: Have you smelled his breath? That's what needs to be Cert-ified
Monsoon: WILL YOU STOP!i

[H-Virus]

Monsoon: This lady Nia Jax claims she's not like most girls, Brain.

Heenan: Yeah, apparently she finds Enzo Amore charming.

[Gecko]

Monsoon: "He's trying to pull Metalik's mask off! What a despicable act by Neville!"
Heenan: "I couldn't agree more, Monsoon."
Monsoon: "...really?"
Heenan: "Yeah, have you seen what he looks like under there? I heard that his kids cry when he takes it off at home."

[Bub (BLM)]

"Bray Wyatt has entered the arena, and out come the fireflies, Brain!"

"I thought those were crickets."

"WILL YOU STOP?!"

[JTH]

Heenan: "You know this Strowman guy looks just like your wife Monsoon. Only his beard's not as long."

Monsoon: "OH WILL YOU STOP!!!"

[Perd]

"Bayley gave me a hug backstage."

"Do you still have your wallet?"

"WILL YOU STOP!"

[The 1Watcher Experience]

Brain: "You know, if you kiss a woman's hand here in San Jose, it's the same as kissing their foot."
Schivone: "Why do you say that?"
Brain: "Same size, same aroma."

[Bub (BLM)]

"Wait a minute! The Authority having earlier banned Dean Ambrose from the arena are now having him placed under arrest!"

"Look at him, Monsoon. Arrest is probably the best thing he's been under all week."

"WILL YOU STOP?!"

[Perd]

"Roman is very proud to be Samoan."

"Does he do lawns? Because mine could use some mowin'."

"WILL YOU STOP!"

[The 1Watcher Experience]

Brain: "Enzo's an idiot."
Tony: "Enzo's an idiot?!?"
Brain: "So, you agree with me."

[Nikki Heyman]

"Finn Balor to face Bray Wyatt, Man to Man at No Mercy!"

"I dunno Gorilla, what kinda man is Bray Wyatt if his idea of taking out opponents is kissing em?"

[JTH]

Sept 18, 2017 22:32:15 GMT -5 Bub (BLM) said:

"Wait a minute! The Authority having earlier banned Dean Ambrose from the arena are now having him placed under arrest!"

"Look at him, Monsoon. Arrest is probably the best thing he's been under all week."

"WILL YOU STOP?!"

"How can this guy be a Dean? The only thing he'd be a Dean in is folding chairs to the head."

"WILL YOU STOP!?"

[The 1Watcher Experience]

After Braun laid out Enzo:

McMichael: "That'll change the color of your hair."
Brain: "That'll change the color of your shorts."

[AlexaBliss4Life]

I literally can picture all of these, I am laughing so hard!

[The 1Watcher Experience]

Bobby referring to Sheamus:

"His grandmother was a taped fist champion. His father was an Irish Setter."

[Nikki Heyman]

Sept 18, 2017 22:20:12 GMT -5 H-Virus said:

Monsoon: This lady Nia Jax claims she's not like most girls, Brain.

Heenan: Yeah, apparently she finds Enzo Amore charming.

Monsoon: That's not what she means!

Heenan: She might not be like most girls but lookin at her she's definitely about the size of "More girls"

[The 1Watcher Experience]

Brain: "You know, I could make a lot of money with Braun."
Ross: "How would you do that?"
Brain: "Well, I wouldn't have him wrestle. I'd take him to shopping centers and let kids ride him for a couple of bucks."