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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Sept 22, 2017 3:02:33 GMT -5
Gorilla: Here comes Tye Dillinger, and you can hear the 10s raining down from the rafters!
Heenan: Nah, that's just what grade these morons dropped out at.
Gorilla: Oh please, Brain. They just want to support the Perfect Ten.
Heenan: Can these fans even count to 10?
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Post by The 1Watcher Experience on Sept 22, 2017 6:14:15 GMT -5
Gorilla: "Enzo could sustain permanent brain damage if this goes on for much longer." Brain: "Then again it could increase his IQ by 9 points. That would make it an even 10."
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Post by Ron Woodsman aka Shempaholic on Sept 22, 2017 12:53:41 GMT -5
Bobby: "You know when Enzo was born, the doctor took one look at him and then slapped Enzo's mother." Goriila: "He did not! You keep this up and I'll have you thrown out of here."
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AlexaBliss4Life
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Post by AlexaBliss4Life on Sept 22, 2017 13:34:18 GMT -5
Monsoon: "and The Handsome One has just beaten Randy Orton as quickly as he lost to him at Summerslam!" Heenan: "There's a simple reason for these quick matches, Monsoon." Monsoon: "What's that, Brain?" Heenan: "Lana." Monsoon: "Lana?" Heenan: "Yep. If you were Rusev, would you want to spend your time out here wrestling Orton or backstage 'wrestling' her?" Monsoon: "...Of course, we'll be seeing the Ravishing Russian herself in action later." Heenan: "I'm sure that match won't last any longer than this one." Monsoon: "Because she wants to get back to Rusev?" Heenan: "No, she'll just lose that quickly." Monsoon: Will you stop?! She's just as good as Rusev! Brain: Which is apparently not very good! Monsoon: I'll have you thrown outta here!
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AlexaBliss4Life
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Post by AlexaBliss4Life on Sept 22, 2017 13:36:28 GMT -5
Some of you are so good at this I can hear their voices. Am I in that conversation? I'm trying my best I can tell ya.
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Wade Wilson
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Post by Sephiroth on Sept 22, 2017 13:40:17 GMT -5
You know why they call Becky Lynch the lass kicker? Because alas for anyone who has to watch her in the ring!
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Post by Nikki Heyman on Sept 22, 2017 15:09:23 GMT -5
Heenan: I think I see what Carmella sees in Ellsworth Gorilla: and what would be? Heenan: He's a got a face that even his mother would slap Gorilla: will you be serious?
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on Sept 22, 2017 15:53:51 GMT -5
Monsoon: And now highlights of our recent tour in China. Speaking of which, did you know that John Cena is fluent in Mandarin, Brain?
Brain: Aw big whoop, I'll have you know that I'm bilingual too Monsoon.
Monsoon: I'm almost afraid to ask, but what languages do you speak?
Brain: I speak both perfect English and American.
Monsoon: Give me a break!
Brain: I can also speak a little Canadian too EH!
Monsoon: Let's go to the highlights.
Brain: In Canadian that would be "Let's go to the highlights EH!"
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