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Post by The 1Watcher Experience on Sept 18, 2017 23:18:14 GMT -5
Bobby: "Enzo is the only man who can hide his own Easter eggs."
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Post by AlexaBliss4Life on Sept 18, 2017 23:19:44 GMT -5
Monsoon: That's his Alma Mater! Heenan: Why should I care that his mother was named Alma? Monsoon: WILL YOU STOP?!
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Post by Nikki Heyman on Sept 18, 2017 23:23:31 GMT -5
Gorilla: Sheamus and Cesaro, the men who call themselves "The Bar" Heenan: What bar are they talking about? If Sheamus is here tonight it must have been a really bad one Gorilla: WILL YOU STOP!?
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Post by CMWaters on Sept 18, 2017 23:26:49 GMT -5
*The New Day come out.
Heenan: I didn't know Steve Urkel had triplets!
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Post by The 1Watcher Experience on Sept 18, 2017 23:27:23 GMT -5
Bobby: "I hate to say it, but Braun is a lot prettier than some of the women I've seen here." Vince: "Would you please stop that?"
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Post by Beets by Schrute on Sept 18, 2017 23:31:28 GMT -5
Gorilla: Kevin Owens sure looks enraged tonight Brain.
Heenan: He should be since he saw me get the last piece of cheesecake.
Gorilla: Will you stop?!
*Owens powerbombs Sami*
Gorilla: Can you believe this?!
Heenan: I know right?! Sami Zayn ruined a perfectly good hug.
Gorilla: Will you stop?!
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Post by The 1Watcher Experience on Sept 18, 2017 23:33:02 GMT -5
Vince: "What heart Enzo has!" Bobby: "So kick him in the heart."
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Post by Nikki Heyman on Sept 18, 2017 23:33:12 GMT -5
Heenan: I heard someone say that the Hardys needed to be fixed Gorilla: Why? Because someone else called em "Broken"? Heenan: I told em it was too late, they both have kids Gorilla: WILL YOU STOP?!
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Post by The 1Watcher Experience on Sept 18, 2017 23:35:32 GMT -5
Bobby: "I know why Enzo came to the building early today. I think he works here. He parks cars for 49 cents."
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Sept 18, 2017 23:39:26 GMT -5
Bobby: "I know why Enzo came to the building early today. I think he works here. He parks cars for 49 cents." WILl YOU STOP!?
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Post by wildojinx on Sept 18, 2017 23:42:24 GMT -5
(Bayley comes out with the inflatable tube men entrance) Heenan: Isnt that nice, Bayley coming out with her family Monsoon: Where? I dont see them with her Heenan: You dont see those things with the wavy arms and the long bodies? Monsoon: Will you stop?!
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Post by The 1Watcher Experience on Sept 18, 2017 23:43:20 GMT -5
Bobby: "Enzo's been coming from every direction; down the aisle, through the ropes, up the sewers."
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Sept 18, 2017 23:43:45 GMT -5
A lot of these are damn near pitch perfect. The Brain may be gone, but his inspiration is forever. Kudos, FAN.
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Post by AlexaBliss4Life on Sept 18, 2017 23:45:33 GMT -5
*The New Day come out. Heenan: I didn't know Steve Urkel had triplets! Monsoon: Why don't you be serious?!
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Post by AlexaBliss4Life on Sept 18, 2017 23:46:19 GMT -5
Gorilla: Kevin Owens sure looks enraged tonight Brain. Heenan: He should be since he saw me get the last piece of cheesecake. Gorilla: Will you stop?! *Owens powerbombs Sami* Gorilla: Can you believe this?! Heenan: I know right?! Sami Zayn ruined a perfectly good hug. Gorilla: Will you stop?! Heenan: You wouldn't like it if I interrupted your hug Gorilla!
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Post by CMWaters on Sept 18, 2017 23:48:36 GMT -5
[OK, I know this is more modern WWE, but I figured it'd get more eyes here than the "proper" board.]
Heenan>You know our competition owned by Anthem is trying to write a book. Looks like they're gonna be stuck on Chapter 7 soon.
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Post by The 1Watcher Experience on Sept 18, 2017 23:50:07 GMT -5
Brain: "Once you wrestle Akira Tozawa, an hour later you want to wrestle him again."
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Post by Nikki Heyman on Sept 18, 2017 23:50:09 GMT -5
[OK, I know this is more modern WWE, but I figured it'd get more eyes here than the "proper" board.] Heenan>You know our competition owned by Anthem is trying to write a book. Looks like they're gonna be stuck on Chapter 7 soon. Gorilla: Will you be serious? Heenan: They're plagarizing anyway, if they get to chapter 11 I might be impressed
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Post by AlexaBliss4Life on Sept 18, 2017 23:50:43 GMT -5
[OK, I know this is more modern WWE, but I figured it'd get more eyes here than the "proper" board.] Heenan>You know our competition owned by Anthem is trying to write a book. Looks like they're gonna be stuck on Chapter 7 soon. Monsoon: Wait, we agree on something?
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Post by AlexaBliss4Life on Sept 18, 2017 23:51:32 GMT -5
[OK, I know this is more modern WWE, but I figured it'd get more eyes here than the "proper" board.] Heenan>You know our competition owned by Anthem is trying to write a book. Looks like they're gonna be stuck on Chapter 7 soon. Gorilla: Will you be serious? Heenan: They're plagarizing anyway, if they get to chapter 11 I might be impressed What is Chapter 11 in business again? I'm rusty.
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