Push R Truth
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Post by Push R Truth on Sept 27, 2017 17:53:39 GMT -5
"Mommy why is Macho Man Randy Savage teaming with Big John Studd?" "Because Hulk Hogan is a racist" Roman must have a bad memory since the Samoans were done as a team before Savage even arrived since they left in '84. Plus he was a heel until '87. Plus Studd didn't start shaving his chest until his return. Plus Roman wasn't even born yet. So none of this makes any sense. I like that Roman not even being born yet is the most minor of issues |
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Post by Limity (BLM) on Sept 27, 2017 17:59:29 GMT -5
And wait, why is there a # symbol on one of the crowd signs behind Macho Man during his entrance? It's the '80s. I feel old.  |
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Post by Welfare Willis on Sept 27, 2017 18:00:06 GMT -5
Roman: Why are they booing them, Mom?
Mom: Because they don't have photos of Spider-man!
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Post by BorneAgain on Sept 27, 2017 18:08:41 GMT -5
This would have worked so much better if it was a heartbroken 4 year old Roman upset at people booing the Dynamic Dudes being beaten up at the 89 Clash of the Champions.
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Post by rnrk supports BLM on Sept 27, 2017 18:09:39 GMT -5
Is that supposed to be Finkel? He's got way too much hair. And wait, why is there a # symbol on one of the crowd signs behind Macho Man during his entrance? It's the '80s.Roman's really botching his hallucinatory flashback with all these anachronisms. Sign says #1. In ancient times, the # was used for numbers. Lol, I'm dense. That's what I get for posting from mobile; didn't see the other part of the sign on the other side of the fan's arm. I'm still wondering about the Fink's hairline though. |
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Sept 27, 2017 18:14:27 GMT -5
Is that supposed to be Finkel? He's got way too much hair. And wait, why is there a # symbol on one of the crowd signs behind Macho Man during his entrance? It's the '80s. Roman's really botching his hallucinatory flashback with all these anachronisms. And with that post, the old generation is out, and the new one is in charge. We had a good run. |
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Post by Hypnosis on Sept 27, 2017 18:16:38 GMT -5
This would have worked so much better if it was a heartbroken 4 year old Roman upset at people booing the Dynamic Dudes being beaten up at the 89 Clash of the Champions. With a lone fan holding a "Go Mr. Excitement!" sign in the comic, well before Johnny Ace got that nickname. |
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Sept 27, 2017 18:48:55 GMT -5
Does the storyline take a left turn from reality and end with Dean and Seth raising Roman's arms in victory?
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Post by Welfare Willis on Sept 27, 2017 18:59:42 GMT -5
Does the storyline take a left turn from reality and end with Dean and Seth raising Roman's arms in victory? Even better, Wolverine comes back raises his arm and tells Roman, "You are the best at what you do, Roman" |
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Post by Cyno on Sept 27, 2017 19:01:37 GMT -5
So the reason Roman sucks so badly is because his parents never explained kayfabe to him as a kid?
Thanks Roman's parents.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Sept 27, 2017 19:08:13 GMT -5
 Ben Grimm would make em both look like Yancy Streeters. |
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Sept 27, 2017 20:36:19 GMT -5
I'm still wondering about the Fink's hairline though. Unreliable narrator. Reigns is remembering events that he wasn’t even alive for, so Fink’s hairline is merely a construct of his imagination. |
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Post by DSR on Sept 27, 2017 21:28:18 GMT -5
 Can't argue with this lady. She's got good taste! |
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Sept 27, 2017 21:37:40 GMT -5
Can't argue with this lady. She's got good taste! Booing, good taste in music and visually showing displeasure with a thumbs down. Be still my beating heart |
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Post by "Evil Brood" Jackson Vanik on Sept 27, 2017 21:53:53 GMT -5
"Mom, why can't Dad speak any English out there? And why is he trying to eat meat off a giant bone?"
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Post by Jiren on Sept 27, 2017 22:06:44 GMT -5
This comic
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Post by Thunderbolt on Sept 27, 2017 23:11:07 GMT -5
I'm still shocked they didn't go with the "They hate you Roman because they are fat losers and you are cool and awesome and strong and don't sneeze and have a huge dick and..." Roman's huge dick makes it's first appearance in the next issue. |
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Post by Tiger Millionaire on Sept 27, 2017 23:25:29 GMT -5
It's a comic, you know where a radioactive spider bit a teenager and turned him into a superhero; I try not to get too upset over the logical leaps.
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Post by Nikki Heyman on Sept 27, 2017 23:38:27 GMT -5
These are the same guys who had Finn Balor slay a demon with a Sling Blade.
How is this any weirder?
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Sept 27, 2017 23:53:24 GMT -5
These are the same guys who had Finn Balor slay a demon with a Sling Blade. How is this any weirder? And the same folks that made Dean Ambrose into a meat addict. |
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