John Cena attempts a butt chug ....

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So bad it might be good?

[Mozenrath]

Oct 15, 2017 20:29:34 GMT -5 This Player Hating Mothman said:

Oct 15, 2017 19:46:36 GMT -5 @razzle said:

how the hell does taking alcohol up the ass make you drunk quicker?

Your stomach doesn't immediately disperse all the shit you take, but the butt is one of those places that will absorb shit and get it right to work. Same reason suppositories are a thing.

That, and people would take cocaine like that sometimes, rather than in the gums or up the nose. Pretty dangerous stuff.

[ISO Mid Thigh Pull]

Oct 15, 2017 20:50:03 GMT -5 Mozenrath said:

Oct 15, 2017 20:29:34 GMT -5 This Player Hating Mothman said:

Your stomach doesn't immediately disperse all the shit you take, but the butt is one of those places that will absorb shit and get it right to work. Same reason suppositories are a thing.

That, and people would take cocaine like that sometimes, rather than in the gums or up the nose. Pretty dangerous stuff.

I wish I could be as efficient as a butt

[Mozenrath]

Oct 15, 2017 20:50:42 GMT -5 ISO Mid Thigh Pull said:

Oct 15, 2017 20:50:03 GMT -5 Mozenrath said:

That, and people would take cocaine like that sometimes, rather than in the gums or up the nose. Pretty dangerous stuff.

I wish I could be as efficient as a butt

Butts get a lot done.

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Oct 15, 2017 20:50:03 GMT -5 Mozenrath said:

Oct 15, 2017 20:29:34 GMT -5 This Player Hating Mothman said:

Your stomach doesn't immediately disperse all the shit you take, but the butt is one of those places that will absorb shit and get it right to work. Same reason suppositories are a thing.

That, and people would take cocaine like that sometimes, rather than in the gums or up the nose. Pretty dangerous stuff.

I remember people doing it all the time with X at raves, rather than taking the whole pill they'd plug half of it since those pills were pretty pricey for 20 year olds.

[Crimson]

Oct 15, 2017 19:46:36 GMT -5 @razzle said:

Oct 15, 2017 19:38:26 GMT -5 @supersweetbotch said:

Basically you put a hose up your butt and pour alcohol inside so it gets you drunk quicker. How am I the only one who knows this?

how the hell does taking alcohol up the ass make you drunk quicker?

Same way people pour alcohol down their eye sockets.

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I see a whole generation of fans who didn’t watch raw on spike. Commercials for Manswers is the only reason I know what this is :-)

[Lance Uppercut]

Oct 15, 2017 20:41:00 GMT -5 @ecw06needshumbling said:

Oct 15, 2017 20:28:45 GMT -5 @razzle said:

Or just good old drinking? No one wants to simply enjoy the taste of it

Some people have very receptive taste buds in their butts.

Maybe christy hemme and her hungry butt was on to something

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Sharknado quality CGI

[TOK Hehe'd Around & Found Out]

Oct 15, 2017 20:28:45 GMT -5 @razzle said:

Or just good old drinking? No one wants to simply enjoy the taste of it

Nobody pays $5 for 1.75 liters of vodka to savor the taste of aged potato juice.

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Oct 15, 2017 21:49:08 GMT -5 TOK Hehe'd Around & Found Out said:

Oct 15, 2017 20:28:45 GMT -5 @razzle said:

Or just good old drinking? No one wants to simply enjoy the taste of it

Nobody pays $5 for 1.75 liters of vodka to savor the taste of aged potato juice.

All alcohol connoisseurs agree the finer things in life are found in bottom shelf handles of vodka. If you don't wake up and have to check your phone praying you didn't have a 2 hour long argument with someone in your family at 3 am via text, then you aren't living.

[scorpia]

I've heard of girls who soak their tampons in vodka to get drunk quicker but butt chugging?

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Oct 15, 2017 23:23:25 GMT -5 scorpia said:

I've heard of girls who soak their tampons in vodka to get drunk quicker but butt chugging?

Did you find the former more acceptable than the latter?

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I love how this thread was suppose to be a discussion about Cena's movie or acting career but it became a discussion about butt chugging on WWE Current. I expect a butt chugging themed Raw Discussion Thread

[Cranjis McBasketball]

Oct 15, 2017 23:23:25 GMT -5 scorpia said:

I've heard of girls who soak their tampons in vodka to get drunk quicker but butt chugging?

I’m not positive that actually works since tampons are meant to not leak. I hear.

[Cranjis McBasketball]

Oct 16, 2017 2:05:14 GMT -5 @bootytime said:

Oct 16, 2017 2:02:06 GMT -5 Cranjis McBasketball said:

I’m not positive that actually works since tampons are meant to not leak. I hear.

It works. It's a really dumb thing to do because the vagina is meant to absorb things and you can go into toxic shock. Doing it anally is "safer"

Well I will believe you. I don’t have access to a vagina to conduct the necessary scientific trials.

[Cranjis McBasketball]

Oct 16, 2017 2:10:27 GMT -5 @bootytime said:

Oct 16, 2017 2:08:04 GMT -5 Cranjis McBasketball said:

Well I will believe you. I don’t have access to a vagina to conduct the necessary scientific trials.

Me neither, but tampons are just meant to absorb a certain amount (and they aren't perfect, ask any girl that has bloody underwear while wearing a tampon)

So think about soaking one in a bunch of booze intentionally.

Other people have checked and yeah, doesn’t work and burns like a son of a bitch.

[schma]

I find it difficult to understand how someone is so desperate to get drunk faster that rather than down a bunch of shots in quick succession or drink a pitcher or two quickly, they will stick alcohol up their ass. I mean really, they can't wait a few minutes? Freaking people.

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Looks like a movie that I would enjoy watching wasted

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Oct 16, 2017 2:36:40 GMT -5 MAGGLE said:

Looks like a movie that I would enjoy watching wasted

It would take quite a few butt chugs to enjoy.