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Post by MrElijah on Oct 17, 2017 14:33:26 GMT -5
Cheeseburger has signed with Impact and will be renamed Cheese Pizza Uhh, that means something else.... Knowing TNA, they would name him that anyway.
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Oct 17, 2017 14:59:48 GMT -5
The Abyss pizza's toppings are thumbtacks and tears from a wasted career.
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Post by This Player Hating Mothman on Oct 17, 2017 15:19:59 GMT -5
You really can't call TNA an international promotion anymore when they have to resort to any local interest pandering they can but then try to pass it off as a big announcement.
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Post by Can you afford to pay me, Gah on Oct 17, 2017 15:34:06 GMT -5
The Abyss pizza's toppings are thumbtacks and tears from a wasted career. Don't forget the broken glass.
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Post by jagilki on Oct 17, 2017 15:41:32 GMT -5
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Post by Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃 on Oct 17, 2017 15:53:37 GMT -5
Finally something worse than Taco Bell that will ruin me internally TNA/Impact itself or the pizza?
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Post by jagilki on Oct 17, 2017 15:57:37 GMT -5
Finally something worse than Taco Bell that will ruin me internally TNA/Impact itself or the pizza? Yes
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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Oct 17, 2017 16:00:02 GMT -5
Credit: Pro Wrestling Sheet and Ryan Satin. Lashley and Drake are in some Drake and Josh f***in shenanigans up in here.
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Post by Perd on Oct 17, 2017 16:47:27 GMT -5
I don't like pizza?
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Oct 17, 2017 16:50:09 GMT -5
Credit: Pro Wrestling Sheet and Ryan Satin. Yep........this is your nightmare, Canada. Also, you better hope Drake and Lashley don't contract food poisoning from this mess of BFG is kinda screwed Heh. This is like a real life SRW skit.
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Oct 17, 2017 16:55:41 GMT -5
Crust & Crate Fast Fired Pizza Pub. TNA continues to move down the ladder of success. I'm sure the establishment is a fine place, I'm not knocking them. But man poor TNA has fallen on hard times to turn to local business as a sponsor.
I'd kill to know what this "IMPACT signature beverage" is btw. Any guesses?
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Oct 17, 2017 16:58:38 GMT -5
Do we have any FANs in the Ottawa area? I'd love a first hand report of this after party.
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Post by Captain Stud Muffin (BLM) on Oct 17, 2017 17:03:55 GMT -5
Someone keep an eye on the ER because i'm pretty sure they are going to have to get their stomach pumped
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Post by Gecko on Oct 17, 2017 17:20:06 GMT -5
Crust & Crate Fast Fired Pizza Pub. TNA continues to move down the ladder of success. I'm sure the establishment is a fine place, I'm not knocking them. But man poor TNA has fallen on hard times to turn to local business as a sponsor. I'd kill to know what this "IMPACT signature beverage" is btw. Any guesses?Something that has gone flat. Unless it's supposed to be flat, in which case it will be full of bubbles. Straws are extra. Ice is extra. Served in a broken glass because Abyss keeps falling on them. And they drink 10% of it before they give it to you.
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Post by Mozenrath on Oct 17, 2017 17:29:31 GMT -5
Crust & Crate Fast Fired Pizza Pub. TNA continues to move down the ladder of success. I'm sure the establishment is a fine place, I'm not knocking them. But man poor TNA has fallen on hard times to turn to local business as a sponsor. I'd kill to know what this "IMPACT signature beverage" is btw. Any guesses?
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Post by Deleted on Oct 17, 2017 18:11:01 GMT -5
Crust & Crate Fast Fired Pizza Pub. TNA continues to move down the ladder of success. I'm sure the establishment is a fine place, I'm not knocking them. But man poor TNA has fallen on hard times to turn to local business as a sponsor. I'd kill to know what this "IMPACT signature beverage" is btw. Any guesses? I'm wary of a "fast fried" pizzeria. Pizza is not meant to be fried. And you can't rush it... That's a recipe for diarrhea.
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Post by eJm on Oct 17, 2017 18:15:41 GMT -5
Crust & Crate Fast Fired Pizza Pub. TNA continues to move down the ladder of success. I'm sure the establishment is a fine place, I'm not knocking them. But man poor TNA has fallen on hard times to turn to local business as a sponsor. I'd kill to know what this "IMPACT signature beverage" is btw. Any guesses? A drink that embodies their status as a company always chasing the bigger ones but never getting anywhere with not as much taste. RC Cola.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 17, 2017 18:15:43 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Oct 17, 2017 18:17:49 GMT -5
Crust & Crate Fast Fired Pizza Pub. TNA continues to move down the ladder of success. I'm sure the establishment is a fine place, I'm not knocking them. But man poor TNA has fallen on hard times to turn to local business as a sponsor. I'd kill to know what this "IMPACT signature beverage" is btw. Any guesses? A drink that embodies their status as a company always chasing the bigger ones but never getting anywhere with not as much taste. RC Cola. Nah, don't you be knocking RC Cola! Shasta? Well, they have those adorable little cans they give to hospitals for patients... So, I can't knock them, either. TNA is Manzanita Sol.
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Post by eJm on Oct 17, 2017 18:21:28 GMT -5
A drink that embodies their status as a company always chasing the bigger ones but never getting anywhere with not as much taste. RC Cola. Nah, don't you be knocking RC Cola! Shasta? Well, they have those adorable little cans they give to hospitals for patients... So, I can't knock them, either. TNA is Manzanita Sol. I said that in a place unfamiliar with American brands so I shall apologise.
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