RIP Alberto's Crappy Restaurant

[Alyce: Old Media Enthusiast]

www.prowrestlingsheet.com/restaurant-alberto-el-patron-closed/#.WhD-6UqnGM8

It looks like Alberto El Patron‘s relationship with Paige isn’t the only thing that ended this month, the wrestler has also seemingly shut down his restaurant in Texas.


According to My San Antonio, barricades have been set up outside La Cantinita on Blanco Road and signs are posted advertising that the space is for lease.

In addition, the website for the restaurant has been deactivated and social media pages haven’t been updated in a month. Plus, Yelp lists the business as closed.

The website notes that it’s unclear if the restaurant is permanently closed or just relocating. They also reached out to reps for the wrestler but haven’t heard back.

www.mysanantonio.com/food/restaurants/article/Former-WWE-star-s-restaurant-closes-on-Blanco-12365769.php?utm_campaign=twitter-mobile&utm_source=CMS%20Sharing%20Button&utm_medium=social#photo-14564598

It appears La Cantinita, the San Antonio restaurant owned by former WWE star Alberto Del Rio, closed less than a year after celebrity wrestlers gathered to celebrate the grand opening.

[Oh Cry Me a Screwball]

But where else could Alberto threaten to beat up HHH and New Day, and then buy them a drink afterwards?

[Deleted]

At least Alberto is smart enough to not try to pay people to show up there

[bob]

but was it worse then Pastamania?

[DASH 243✅]

He's just moving it up to Canada

[Hypnosis]

Nov 18, 2017 22:54:18 GMT -5 bob said:

but was it worse then Pastamania?

SI SI SI SI SI!

[Oh Cry Me a Screwball]

Nov 18, 2017 22:54:18 GMT -5 bob said:

but was it worse then Pastamania?

The reason it closed is because there were no Hulkamaniacs there. Or any customers to speak of.

[James Fabiano]

Future Impact Pizza location?

[finallydeleted]

There's a restaurant opening 2 miles from my house called "El Patron Mexican Restaurant"

[Deleted]

That toy dump truck burrito couldn't save La Salmonella.

[DZ: WF Legacy]

I bet it closed because of Yelp reviews from the big nosed man with no balls.

[fortknox]

Don't worry Scott Steiner's Shoneys is still open. But, when a restaurant is ran by Freakzilla it can't help but, be popular.

[lionheart21]

Man, I'd hate to anywhere near Alberto right now. Even more so than usual.

[Wolf Hawkfield no1 NZ poster]

So the free cocaine with every meal deal didn't work out then.

[OVO 40 hunched over like he 80]

Man I hope he didn't lost a lot of money. The guy might be scummy but he's a human being with children.

[Deleted]

really risky these days to own a restaurant with yelp, tripadvisor etc reviews can destroy your rep really quick

[Ryushinku]

Well that was a small deal, pretty quick.

[Mozenrath]

Quite a few restaurants don't live past their first couple of years. A lot of overhead, a shit-ton of competition (San Antonio has a lot of great places to eat), etc, makes for a lot of challenges for the beast of entrepreneurs, so I don't know how much to shit on Del Rio in this instance. Plenty of stuff to complain about with him with or without this.

[Sephiroth]

He’s just ducking a visit from Gordon Ramsay.

[Jedi-El of Tomorrow]

Nov 19, 2017 6:05:41 GMT -5 Mozenrath said:

Quite a few restaurants don't live past their first couple of years. A lot of overhead, a shit-ton of competition (San Antonio has a lot of great places to eat), etc, makes for a lot of challenges for the beast of entrepreneurs, so I don't know how much to shit on Del Rio in this instance. Plenty of stuff to complain about with him with or without this.

Yeah, restaurants are one of the worst investments somebody can make.