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Post by mcmahonfan85 on Dec 12, 2017 15:36:05 GMT -5
...circulating in the forum. Please stay away from the red rope licorice. Do not bite any off or chew it. It could cause a dental emergency.
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Cranjis McBasketball☝🏻
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Knew what the hell that thing was supposed to be
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball☝🏻 on Dec 12, 2017 18:22:38 GMT -5
Alright, ladies and gentlemen. It takes two people to run a concert: one back stage, and one out front. One man alone cannot do this. Wayne, you will run the backstage team. Milton, you are my liaison between Wayne's backstage team and Garth's front-stage team which includes myself in the booth. To the left and right of the stage are machine-gun pillboxes, M-60 Browning. Now these babies tend to heat up so shoot in 3 second bursts. In the event of capture I will personally distribute these cyanide capsules to be placed under the tongue like so. Any questions?
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on Dec 13, 2017 5:09:44 GMT -5
" And there I am in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at three o' clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&M's to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door and mentions there's a little sweet shop on the edge of town. So, we go, and - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby breaking into this little sweet shop right? Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. Well I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shop owner and his son, that's a different story altogether... I had to beat them to death with their own shoes... Nasty business really... But sure enough, I got the M&M's and Ozzy went on stage and did a GREAT show."
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