Post by saneiac on Dec 23, 2017 15:39:06 GMT -5
Entrants:
5) Shinsuke Nakamura
9) Christian
13) AJ Styles
21) Sami Zayn
28) Steve Blackman
29) Earthquake
Eliminated:
3) Meat is audited by IRS and he runs away.
2) In a total act of cowardace Marty Janetty jumps over the top rope to avoid filing his W2 form
7) Nakamura eliminates Drew Gulak while Gulak was in the middle of his PowerPoint presentation.
10) Prince Albert is unable to enter the Rumble after he was jumped in the back by The A-Train for ruining the Tensai gimmick.
6) The ring is only big enough for one big dog so Roman sends The Hulkster packing
8) Colin Delaney is suplexed out by Lesnar
1) Lesnar puts I.R.S. to sleep with the Brock Lock, then throws him out
17) Grandmaster Sexay don't want none of AJ Styles
12) EVERYONE gangs up on Lesnar, and after a Superman Punch, a Diamond Cutter, a Pele Kick, a Kinshasa, and a lot of suplexes from Tazz, they all pick him up and toss him out.
14 and 18) Roman Reigns proves he is the big dog yet again by tossing out DDP and Mosh
22) Sailor Art Thomas isn't even old enough to match the experience of Mickie James. She hurricarana's him over the top.
16) Bob Backlund challenges The Blue Meanie to name all the US Presidents in order. When The Meanie forgets William Henry Harrison Backlund clotheslines him out.
15) Pete Dunne tried to clothesline Tazz out of the ring, but since Tazz is so short Dunne whiffs entirely and goes flying out.
20) Bray Wyatt wants to walk with Elias. But Elias tosses him out
26) Sandman enters and starts caning everyone, like what he did in 2007. Unfortunately for him, Mickie ducks a series of swings, jumps over a few more, and Mick Kicks him over the top rope.
11) Mickie James Hurricanranas Roman Reigns out of the ring.
19) Mickie James may have avoided the Singapore cane, but she has less luck avoiding Steve Blackman's nunchucks. A blow to the head disorients her, and a karate kick to the face eliminates her.
27) Small fry Essa Rios is no match for Earthquake. Rios is gorilla pressed over the top to the floor.
24) Samoa Joe is ABDUCTED BY NINJAS!!!! NINJAS!!!! CALL THE COPS!!!! THERE ARE NINJAS KIDNAPPING PEOPLE IN THIS THREAD!!!! THE COPS!!!! DID NO ONE GET A LICENSE PLATE?!?! DUDE, NIN- NINJAS!!!! KIDNAPPING!!!! TV!!!! WE'RE NOT STUPID!!!!
23) The Canadian duo of Pat Patterson and Christian team up to throw out Backlund.
30) Christian than low blows Patterson and throws him out.
4) Tazz points at Elias and yells “THE PIGEONS ARE LOOSE!”. Elias has no clue what he’s talking about and kicks him in he stomach and sends him on his way.
29) No one can really walk with Elias while Earthquake keeps making the ring tremble. Elias eliminates himself to seek more solid ground.
5) Shinsuke Nakamura
9) Christian
13) AJ Styles
21) Sami Zayn
28) Steve Blackman
29) Earthquake
Eliminated:
3) Meat is audited by IRS and he runs away.
2) In a total act of cowardace Marty Janetty jumps over the top rope to avoid filing his W2 form
7) Nakamura eliminates Drew Gulak while Gulak was in the middle of his PowerPoint presentation.
10) Prince Albert is unable to enter the Rumble after he was jumped in the back by The A-Train for ruining the Tensai gimmick.
6) The ring is only big enough for one big dog so Roman sends The Hulkster packing
8) Colin Delaney is suplexed out by Lesnar
1) Lesnar puts I.R.S. to sleep with the Brock Lock, then throws him out
17) Grandmaster Sexay don't want none of AJ Styles
12) EVERYONE gangs up on Lesnar, and after a Superman Punch, a Diamond Cutter, a Pele Kick, a Kinshasa, and a lot of suplexes from Tazz, they all pick him up and toss him out.
14 and 18) Roman Reigns proves he is the big dog yet again by tossing out DDP and Mosh
22) Sailor Art Thomas isn't even old enough to match the experience of Mickie James. She hurricarana's him over the top.
16) Bob Backlund challenges The Blue Meanie to name all the US Presidents in order. When The Meanie forgets William Henry Harrison Backlund clotheslines him out.
15) Pete Dunne tried to clothesline Tazz out of the ring, but since Tazz is so short Dunne whiffs entirely and goes flying out.
20) Bray Wyatt wants to walk with Elias. But Elias tosses him out
26) Sandman enters and starts caning everyone, like what he did in 2007. Unfortunately for him, Mickie ducks a series of swings, jumps over a few more, and Mick Kicks him over the top rope.
11) Mickie James Hurricanranas Roman Reigns out of the ring.
19) Mickie James may have avoided the Singapore cane, but she has less luck avoiding Steve Blackman's nunchucks. A blow to the head disorients her, and a karate kick to the face eliminates her.
27) Small fry Essa Rios is no match for Earthquake. Rios is gorilla pressed over the top to the floor.
24) Samoa Joe is ABDUCTED BY NINJAS!!!! NINJAS!!!! CALL THE COPS!!!! THERE ARE NINJAS KIDNAPPING PEOPLE IN THIS THREAD!!!! THE COPS!!!! DID NO ONE GET A LICENSE PLATE?!?! DUDE, NIN- NINJAS!!!! KIDNAPPING!!!! TV!!!! WE'RE NOT STUPID!!!!
23) The Canadian duo of Pat Patterson and Christian team up to throw out Backlund.
30) Christian than low blows Patterson and throws him out.
4) Tazz points at Elias and yells “THE PIGEONS ARE LOOSE!”. Elias has no clue what he’s talking about and kicks him in he stomach and sends him on his way.
29) No one can really walk with Elias while Earthquake keeps making the ring tremble. Elias eliminates himself to seek more solid ground.