Post by fw91 on Jan 7, 2018 19:06:20 GMT -5
Entrants:
23) Dusty Rhodes
24) Jake Roberts
27) Rob Van Dam
30) Cactus Jack
Eliminations:
2) Benoit is struck by lightning again.
3) Violent J is stranded on Juggalo Island due to the lightning storm that took out Benoit. Hopefully Shaggy 2 dope got out in time and can make it in later.
4) The APA goes to the ring and eliminate Rocco Rock
5) Raven has to leave the Rumble in order to film more episodes of Raven's Home for the Disney Channel.
7) Terry Funk is needed to perform his Great Texan album in its entirety at the nL Terry Funk Invitational golf tournament 2018. So he doesn't show up for this.
6) Kid Kash is thrown out by Big Stevie Cool.
13) Tony Mamaluke is clotheslined over the top by the newly entered Perry Saturn
16) Shaggy 2 Dope misses his chance to enter the Rumble because he's busy still trying to figure out how magnets work.
11) Mike Awesome gorilla presses 2 Cold Scorpio over the top into the stands
18) The Sandman was too drunk to remember that there's a Rumble tonight, so he ends up no-showing.
14) Brian Pillman shows Chris Candido some pictures of Tammy Sytch that he found on the Internet. An enraged Candido charges at Pillman but Brian ducks and backdrops Candido out.
9) A chair shot from Johnny Grunge sends Stevie Richards packing
10 and 20) Stone Cold arrives on the scene to kick ass and take names. Stunners to both Lance Storm and Johnny Grunge and he throws them both out.
8) & 12) Austin's continues to dominate as Stunners take out Chris Jericho & Eddie Guerrero
22) Unfortunately for Austin, Dusty gets revenge for what Austin said in the "Superstar" promo from ECW and dumps him out from behind.
15) Jake unleashes Damien, and a frightened Saturn hops over the ropes.
19) For reasons known only to him, Brian Pillman gets into a staring contest with Damien. With Pillman distracted, Jake is able to hit Pillman with the DDT and eliminate him.
25) As big Sid enters over the top rope he is met with a dropkick by Rey Mysterio which knocks him back over the ropes, breaking Santino Marella's record for fastest elimination.
1) RVD hooks up with his old buddy Sabu and they double team Dusty Rhodes. But RVD accidentally hits Sabu with a kick that sends Sabu out.
28) The Kliq jumps Shane Douglas before he can make it to the ring
21) Bam Bam lifts Rey Mysterio over the top with ease.
29) Bam Bam Bigelow is upset that ring announcer fw91 forgot to say one of the "Bam"s when he entered 2 posts ago. Bigelow jumps out of the ring, eliminating himself, to beat him up for it.
17) Paul Heyman will not stand to see Mike Awesome win this Rumble so he sends Brock Lesnar out to dispose of him.
26) Lesnar then goes back into the ring and suplexes Dean Malenko out just for jollies.
23) Dusty Rhodes
24) Jake Roberts
27) Rob Van Dam
30) Cactus Jack
Eliminations:
2) Benoit is struck by lightning again.
3) Violent J is stranded on Juggalo Island due to the lightning storm that took out Benoit. Hopefully Shaggy 2 dope got out in time and can make it in later.
4) The APA goes to the ring and eliminate Rocco Rock
5) Raven has to leave the Rumble in order to film more episodes of Raven's Home for the Disney Channel.
7) Terry Funk is needed to perform his Great Texan album in its entirety at the nL Terry Funk Invitational golf tournament 2018. So he doesn't show up for this.
6) Kid Kash is thrown out by Big Stevie Cool.
13) Tony Mamaluke is clotheslined over the top by the newly entered Perry Saturn
16) Shaggy 2 Dope misses his chance to enter the Rumble because he's busy still trying to figure out how magnets work.
11) Mike Awesome gorilla presses 2 Cold Scorpio over the top into the stands
18) The Sandman was too drunk to remember that there's a Rumble tonight, so he ends up no-showing.
14) Brian Pillman shows Chris Candido some pictures of Tammy Sytch that he found on the Internet. An enraged Candido charges at Pillman but Brian ducks and backdrops Candido out.
9) A chair shot from Johnny Grunge sends Stevie Richards packing
10 and 20) Stone Cold arrives on the scene to kick ass and take names. Stunners to both Lance Storm and Johnny Grunge and he throws them both out.
8) & 12) Austin's continues to dominate as Stunners take out Chris Jericho & Eddie Guerrero
22) Unfortunately for Austin, Dusty gets revenge for what Austin said in the "Superstar" promo from ECW and dumps him out from behind.
15) Jake unleashes Damien, and a frightened Saturn hops over the ropes.
19) For reasons known only to him, Brian Pillman gets into a staring contest with Damien. With Pillman distracted, Jake is able to hit Pillman with the DDT and eliminate him.
25) As big Sid enters over the top rope he is met with a dropkick by Rey Mysterio which knocks him back over the ropes, breaking Santino Marella's record for fastest elimination.
1) RVD hooks up with his old buddy Sabu and they double team Dusty Rhodes. But RVD accidentally hits Sabu with a kick that sends Sabu out.
28) The Kliq jumps Shane Douglas before he can make it to the ring
21) Bam Bam lifts Rey Mysterio over the top with ease.
29) Bam Bam Bigelow is upset that ring announcer fw91 forgot to say one of the "Bam"s when he entered 2 posts ago. Bigelow jumps out of the ring, eliminating himself, to beat him up for it.
17) Paul Heyman will not stand to see Mike Awesome win this Rumble so he sends Brock Lesnar out to dispose of him.
26) Lesnar then goes back into the ring and suplexes Dean Malenko out just for jollies.
