Post by RadcapRadsley on Jan 12, 2018 19:16:28 GMT -5
Entrants:
22) Earthquake
29)Junkyard Dog
30) Kamala
Eliminations:
2) Mil Mascaras refuses to enter because he doesn't want to lose..
4) Emma is too busy shoplifting, and HHH won’t let Emmalina compete either.
5)Ted DiBiase is beaten to a pulp backstage by Bull Dempsey who steals his million dollar belt so he can pay rent
9) S.D. Jones enters, but he gets eliminated in 9 seconds.
7) Balls Mahoney is not Extreme enough for a 100mph Knuckleball Schwatz pitch
8) Salvatore Bellomo is thrown out by Taylor
12) Doink The Clown is attacked by Bozo,Krusty and Shakes before the rumble and has to forefit
13) Domino is needed for another Rumble. He skips this one to join fellow Greasers take down some bitch ass Soc's.
3) & 6) Jim Neidhart storms the ring and throws Kizarny and Dave Taylor out saying Mike Quackenbush sends his regards.
10) Crush crushes Abe "Knuckleball" Schwartz because he smells like a Brooklyn Hobo
1) & 20) Elias enters and demands that everyone stop fighting so he can perform for the people. Just as he's ready to start however, Nikki Cross dropkicks him out. An enraged Elias runs back in, hits Nikki with his guitar and throws her out.
17)James Elsworth the man who has thrice defeated WWE Champion AJ Styles eliminates Animal after Superman Punching him over the top rope
19 and 21) A slight gust of wind enters the arena knocking Colin Delany and James Ellsworth over the top rope and out of the ring.
15)Earthquake eliminates Crush with ease
11) Tyler Breeze eliminates Sylvan with his Supermodel Kick
24) There May be no Canada like French Canada, but there is no USA like Badstreet USA. Gordy eliminates Ray Rougeau upon entering
14)Jim “The Anvil” Neidhart leaves the Rumble to catsit for Tyson and Natalya who are going out to buy last minute Rusev Day presents
23) Iron Mike Sharpe, Canada's Greatest Athlete, gets revenge for his fellow countryman by eliminating Terry Gordy
27)Earthquake makes quick work of Jim Powers
26) Iron Mike Sharpe leaves the ring after Repo Man tells him he took his car.
28) Repo Man is thrown out by Tyler Breeze who had a moment of rage after he tried to steal his selfie stick.
25)Earthquake domination continues and he throws out Hawk
18) Earthquake and Kamala go nose to nose in preparation for a super-heavyweight showdown, when Tyler Breeze stupidly jumps in between them. They beat him down and eliminate him together.
16)Gable is eliminated after foolishly trying to slam the bigger fresher Kamala
22) Earthquake
29)Junkyard Dog
30) Kamala
Eliminations:
2) Mil Mascaras refuses to enter because he doesn't want to lose..
4) Emma is too busy shoplifting, and HHH won’t let Emmalina compete either.
5)Ted DiBiase is beaten to a pulp backstage by Bull Dempsey who steals his million dollar belt so he can pay rent
9) S.D. Jones enters, but he gets eliminated in 9 seconds.
7) Balls Mahoney is not Extreme enough for a 100mph Knuckleball Schwatz pitch
8) Salvatore Bellomo is thrown out by Taylor
12) Doink The Clown is attacked by Bozo,Krusty and Shakes before the rumble and has to forefit
13) Domino is needed for another Rumble. He skips this one to join fellow Greasers take down some bitch ass Soc's.
3) & 6) Jim Neidhart storms the ring and throws Kizarny and Dave Taylor out saying Mike Quackenbush sends his regards.
10) Crush crushes Abe "Knuckleball" Schwartz because he smells like a Brooklyn Hobo
1) & 20) Elias enters and demands that everyone stop fighting so he can perform for the people. Just as he's ready to start however, Nikki Cross dropkicks him out. An enraged Elias runs back in, hits Nikki with his guitar and throws her out.
17)James Elsworth the man who has thrice defeated WWE Champion AJ Styles eliminates Animal after Superman Punching him over the top rope
19 and 21) A slight gust of wind enters the arena knocking Colin Delany and James Ellsworth over the top rope and out of the ring.
15)Earthquake eliminates Crush with ease
11) Tyler Breeze eliminates Sylvan with his Supermodel Kick
24) There May be no Canada like French Canada, but there is no USA like Badstreet USA. Gordy eliminates Ray Rougeau upon entering
14)Jim “The Anvil” Neidhart leaves the Rumble to catsit for Tyson and Natalya who are going out to buy last minute Rusev Day presents
23) Iron Mike Sharpe, Canada's Greatest Athlete, gets revenge for his fellow countryman by eliminating Terry Gordy
27)Earthquake makes quick work of Jim Powers
26) Iron Mike Sharpe leaves the ring after Repo Man tells him he took his car.
28) Repo Man is thrown out by Tyler Breeze who had a moment of rage after he tried to steal his selfie stick.
25)Earthquake domination continues and he throws out Hawk
18) Earthquake and Kamala go nose to nose in preparation for a super-heavyweight showdown, when Tyler Breeze stupidly jumps in between them. They beat him down and eliminate him together.
16)Gable is eliminated after foolishly trying to slam the bigger fresher Kamala