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Post by "Playboy" Don Douglas on Jan 22, 2018 15:12:06 GMT -5
Tom Brady: To be the man, you gotta beat the man. WOOOOOOO! Eli Manning: "I'm sorry. I love you."
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Post by Ben Wyatt on Jan 22, 2018 15:15:53 GMT -5
Tom Brady: To be the man, you gotta beat the man. WOOOOOOO! Eli Manning: "I'm sorry. I love you." *grimmaces* Well played. :/
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jan 22, 2018 15:20:28 GMT -5
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Post by Push R Truth on Jan 22, 2018 16:29:33 GMT -5
Go Eagles
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Jan 22, 2018 16:40:10 GMT -5
Tom Brady: To be the man, you gotta beat the man. WOOOOOOO! Eli Manning: "I'm sorry. I love you." Starts bleeding. Brady: OH GOD!!
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Jan 22, 2018 16:42:27 GMT -5
Nick Foles: I had a beautiful dream, I was in the ranch with my daddy and then a woman came in and was crying.
My daddy asked the woman what happened. She said that she ran over a jackass.
What did he looked like?
He had gigantic ears and huge teeth, he also smelled of wine and cheap cologne.
Woman that wasn't a jackass! That was Tom Brady!!
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Post by Unocal 76 on Jan 22, 2018 18:51:30 GMT -5
OK, Eagles fans, convince me why I should trust this Philly team to finish the job, get revenge for SB 39, and save us another year of media Pats overkill.
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Post by Lupin the Third on Jan 22, 2018 18:57:26 GMT -5
And right on track... {Spoiler}F*** YOU, SPANOS!!!!
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Post by Ganon83 on Jan 23, 2018 2:01:20 GMT -5
And now a word from defending world champion Tom Brady:
"You know, I'd like to take this opportunity to talk about myself, to talk about the World Heavyweight Championship, and to talk about the NATIONAL EXPOSURE we get here in the National Football League. You see, you people out there, the greatest football fans in the world, deserve an opportunity to see the best. In the Super Bowl, you're seeing the best that professional football can offer.
"So, obviously, let's put two and two together. If I'm the World Heavyweight Champion, I represent the National Football League, AND I GOT TO BE THE BEST OF THEM ALL! THAT'S JUST CUT AND DRY! I'M THE BEST! Whether you like it or not, WOOO, you're looking at the greatest quarterback. The best looking man. The best dressed man. Long limousines? Jet airplanes? Custom made clothes? And every woman in the world I want? *snap* Just like that.
"YOU KNOW WHY? WOOO! Because my name is Tom Brady, and because I'm the World Heavyweight Champion. SO YOU SEE NICK FOLES, YOU NOTHIN HAPPENIN SECOND STRINGER! YOU CAN'T STAND THE FACT THAT I WAS BORN WITH A GOLD SPOON IN MY MOUTH, CAN YA? HUH? Ben Roethlisberger, ridin around in that funky motorcycle! Why don't you get in a Mercedes Benz and be a real man? HUH? Blake Bortles, Marcos Mariotta, Jameis Winston. Y'all playin catch up ball, to the Nature Boy. ELI MANNING, AARON RODGERS. I don't care where you are in life, or where you rank in professional football. Let's face it, if you're not carrying the big gold, you're second best no matter what you tell yourself. So gear up ladies and gentlemen, get used to it. In Tom Brady, WOOO, you're lookin at the man!"
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Jan 23, 2018 8:44:18 GMT -5
Nick "Funk" Foles: Brady!! I oughta slap you just like I'd slap my daughters! I oughta slap you like I'd slap my wife!
This is a picture of Brady and his family growing up.
*Foles shows a picture of pigs in a slop.
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Post by fw91 on Jan 23, 2018 12:22:45 GMT -5
Patriots elect to wear their road whites
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Post by Spider2024 on Jan 23, 2018 15:23:11 GMT -5
Patriots elect to wear their road whites They're 3-0 in white in the Brady era in the Super Bowl.
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Post by DragonMasterP on Jan 23, 2018 15:56:38 GMT -5
Tom Brady: To be the man, you gotta beat the man. WOOOOOOO! Does that make Tony Romo the Bobby Heenan in this situation?
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Post by castletonsnob on Jan 23, 2018 16:52:52 GMT -5
Hot take: NFL's ratings decline have little to do with the anthem.
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Post by Unocal 76 on Jan 23, 2018 17:29:39 GMT -5
Patriots elect to wear their road whites They're 3-0 in white in the Brady era in the Super Bowl. And Philly is 0-2 in Super Bowls when they wear home greens
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Post by Mochi Lone Wolf on Jan 23, 2018 22:15:31 GMT -5
Hot take: NFL's ratings decline have little to do with the anthem. I disagree. I think the lack of parity and interesting games play a part but, I know from personal experience that the anthem controversy has rubbed many people the wrong way and has turned them off the NFL. I hate that for many reasons that I won't get into here but, that's what I've seen.
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Jan 24, 2018 10:20:35 GMT -5
Tom Brady: To be the man, you gotta beat the man. WOOOOOOO! Does that make Tony Romo the Bobby Heenan in this situation? Comparing Heenan to Romo is like comparing ice cream to cow manure.
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Jan 24, 2018 11:25:39 GMT -5
Let's Go Eagles
It's Bittersweet that Dad isn't here to see this. He passed last year, he was a fan for life. He knew the heartbreak of the 2004 Season, this one feels like it could have been done in part by him with how some things went, but in any case, he has the best seat in the house, and I know he'll be watching along with me.
The Patriots have won enough, let's win one. Win one for Dad.
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Post by Ben Wyatt on Jan 24, 2018 11:45:34 GMT -5
Let's Go Eagles It's Bittersweet that Dad isn't here to see this. He passed last year, he was a fan for life. He knew the heartbreak of the 2004 Season, this one feels like it could have been done in part by him with how some things went, but in any case, he has the best seat in the house, and I know he'll be watching along with me. The Patriots have won enough, let's win one. Win one for Dad. My Grandmother and I were very close. She was as big a Red Sox fan as I can think of. She never missed a game, and referred to them as "her boys". I can't begin to count the number of games I watched with her. She passed away in 1996 (on this day coincidentally enough). She never got to see them win the World Series in her lifetime. On the morning of game 4 of the 2004 World Series, I left a Sox hat on her grave. What I'm saying is, I *completely* get it. Sports has a way of connecting, and sometimes healing. As a Pats fan, I'd be bummed if they lost. But a part of me would smile and be happy for you. Good Luck on the 4th, my friend.
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Post by MrElijah on Jan 24, 2018 16:58:04 GMT -5
Tom Brady: To be the man, you gotta beat the man. WOOOOOOO! Does that make Tony Romo the Bobby Heenan in this situation? Romo: Ya gotta be Terrific to Tom-- Chris Berman: DON'T YOU START WITH THAT "TERRIFIC TO TOM" OR I'LL HAVE YOU THROWN OUTTA HERE!
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