Hulkshi Tanahashi
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Post by Hulkshi Tanahashi on Dec 10, 2006 21:24:38 GMT -5
Maybe it's a British actor thing. Christian Bale said in an issue of Wizard he thought Batman should be more sexual. Dammit, what the hell is with british actors and that bullcrap? Batman is not sexual in the least, and Bond is not gay. If Craig gets his way, god only knows how many movies he'll ruin. I don't know. I find Batman to be a very sexy man. (realizes he admitted the gay crush he has on Batman and runs away)
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Post by amsiraK on Dec 10, 2006 21:25:36 GMT -5
Or the bat-nipples in Batman and Robin. That's the one I meant. And... Maybe he's just looking for an excuse to show off his wang. Who does he think he is, Ewan MacGregor? Thinking... villain names... Long Wang Hung Lo Enormous Genitals (thank you Kentucky Fried Movie) LOL - the unintentional porn thread had one from me. A former teacher named Dick Handler would make a good one.
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Post by Eugene Gurkin on Dec 10, 2006 21:26:12 GMT -5
Dammit, what the hell is with british actors and that bullcrap? Batman is not sexual in the least, and Bond is not gay. If Craig gets his way, god only knows how many movies he'll ruin. I don't know. I find Batman to be a very sexy man. (realizes he admitted the gay crush he has on Batman and runs away) You are a very strange man.
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Dec 10, 2006 21:28:47 GMT -5
Thank goodness for this thread, now I can start listing my parody of Bond titles hypothetically intended for porn parodies. Don't ask me why but these just popped into my head today. Because the titles were meant to be suggestive anyways they're pretty easy to come up with. If anyone has better parody titles list 'em. Mods feel free to censor any of the ones that sound too risque, but most of them are pretty standard. Dr. No= Dr. Ho From Russia with Love= From Russia with Labido Goldfinger= Goldfingered Thunderball= Thunderballs (a no brainer on that one) You Only Live Twice= You Only _______ Twice (fill in your own obscene word there) On Her Majesty's Secret Service= On His Majesty's Secret Schlong The Man with the Golden Gun= The Man with the Golden Asshole (That's getting censored) The Spy Who Loved Me= The Spy Who ______ Me (Again fill in your own obscene word) Moonraker= Moonraper For Your Eyes Only= For Your Ass Only Octopussy= Too easy Licence to Kill= Licence to _______ (Yet again fill in your own obscene word) GoldenEye= GoldenWang The World Is Not Enough= The Misionary Is Not Enough Die Another Day= Diddle Another Day Casino Royale= Rampant Sex Filled Orgy in a Casino I am so getting banned
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Post by Deleted on Dec 10, 2006 21:29:10 GMT -5
Dammit, what the hell is with british actors and that bullcrap? Batman is not sexual in the least, and Bond is not gay. If Craig gets his way, god only knows how many movies he'll ruin. I don't know. I find Batman to be a very sexy man. (realizes he admitted the gay crush he has on Batman and runs away) What the Hug? What the Hug? What the Hug? What the Hug? What the Hug? What the Hug? What the Hug? What the Hug? What the Hug? What the Hug? What the Hug? What the Hug? What the Hug? What the Hug? What the Hug? What the Hug? What the Hug? What the Hug?
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Post by Eugene Gurkin on Dec 10, 2006 21:31:36 GMT -5
I don't know. I find Batman to be a very sexy man. (realizes he admitted the gay crush he has on Batman and runs away) What the Hug? What the Hug? What the Hug? What the Hug? What the Hug? What the Hug? What the Hug? What the Hug? What the Hug? What the Hug? What the Hug? What the Hug? What the Hug? What the Hug? What the Hug? What the Hug? What the Hug? What the Hug? That's what i said.
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Post by nostradumbass on Dec 10, 2006 21:40:40 GMT -5
Well, this gives danielcraigisnotbond.com something to work with.
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Post by Matt Rogers on Dec 10, 2006 21:41:17 GMT -5
Well, this gives danielcraigisnotbond.com something to work with. Considering they lost everything else apart from "OMG HE'S BLONDE!" after the film came out. ;D
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Post by nisi on Dec 10, 2006 22:29:06 GMT -5
One single gay scene would pretty much make Bond bisexual, not so much gay. A Bond who swings both ways. I foresee a character with "Swing" in the name.
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Post by Eugene Gurkin on Dec 10, 2006 22:30:44 GMT -5
One single gay scene would pretty much make Bond bisexual, not so much gay. A Bond who swings both ways. I foresee a character with "Swing" in the name. STILL. IF THERE IS A SAME SEX SCENE IN A JAMES BOND MOVIE, IT SHOULD NE WITH HOT ASS LESBIANS!!!!!!!!
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Post by Drillbit Taylor on Dec 10, 2006 23:15:50 GMT -5
One single gay scene would pretty much make Bond bisexual, not so much gay. A Bond who swings both ways. I foresee a character with "Swing" in the name. STILL. IF THERE IS A SAME SEX SCENE IN A JAMES BOND MOVIE, IT SHOULD NE WITH HOT ASS LESBIANS!!!!!!!! Gay bond is bad enough. But he wants full frontal Nudity before the gay butsecks
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Post by nisi on Dec 10, 2006 23:17:37 GMT -5
STILL. IF THERE IS A SAME SEX SCENE IN A JAMES BOND MOVIE, IT SHOULD NE WITH HOT ASS LESBIANS!!!!!!!! Gay bond is bad enough. But he wants full frontal Nudity before the gay butsecks It's still BI Bond to me dammit! "Gay" Bond is a whole different franchise.
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Post by Tonto Goldstein on Dec 10, 2006 23:22:49 GMT -5
Still waiting for all the "Brokeback Bond" jokes to start flooding in.
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Post by rrm15 on Dec 10, 2006 23:24:03 GMT -5
Wait, what? Nothing against gay people at all, but...Bond's not supposed to be gay. Thats just too much.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Dec 10, 2006 23:40:23 GMT -5
That's awfully random.
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Dec 10, 2006 23:40:32 GMT -5
/\ exactly
it's bad enough that George Clooney played Batman gay.
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Post by HRH The KING on Dec 10, 2006 23:41:41 GMT -5
Never going to happen.
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Dec 11, 2006 2:58:34 GMT -5
I'm all for homosexual rights, but a gay Bond.....pardon the expression, but, f*** that shit.
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Post by The Jeebus on Dec 11, 2006 3:09:20 GMT -5
Somewhere, Sean Connery is drinking bleach.
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Dec 11, 2006 3:11:03 GMT -5
Somewhere, Sean Connery is drinking bleach. Speakin' of Connery, he should just find Craig and kick his ass for even suggesting this.
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