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Post by The Barber on Feb 8, 2018 8:25:03 GMT -5
...I was accepted to both Bovine University and Krusty's Clown College. Which is more likely to embiggen my spirit?
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Post by Push R Truth on Feb 8, 2018 8:26:52 GMT -5
What is your stance on riding comically undersized bicycles?
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Feb 8, 2018 8:33:47 GMT -5
If you go to Bovine University just be careful not to make an enemy out of any cow. If he could he’d eat you and anyone you ever cared about.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 8, 2018 9:02:59 GMT -5
A cromulent choice of careers
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Feb 8, 2018 9:30:32 GMT -5
Krust's Clown College? Pfft. Worst. College. Ever.
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Post by Futureraven: Beelzebruv on Feb 8, 2018 10:02:13 GMT -5
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD!
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Post by JoDaNa1281 on Feb 8, 2018 10:07:03 GMT -5
Well...neither is as good as Stansbury, but I guess they're alright.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 8, 2018 10:07:53 GMT -5
I'm not the best guy to give advice. I was born a snake handler and I'll die a snake handler.
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Post by Toilet Paper Roll on Feb 8, 2018 11:52:04 GMT -5
Everybody knows Krusty's Clown College is just a party clown college.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 8, 2018 12:08:29 GMT -5
Krust's Clown College? Pfft. Worst. College. Ever. Besides, you can't eat that. |
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Post by BorneAgain on Feb 8, 2018 12:17:54 GMT -5
If you go to a major college, you could ideally be a member of a Chugalug House, or at the very least their Nerdlinger.
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Post by Milkman Norm on Feb 8, 2018 12:19:02 GMT -5
Springfield Tech baby!!!
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Post by SHAKEMASTER TV9 is Don Knotts on Feb 8, 2018 13:18:32 GMT -5
Not that prestigious as my school. We can't all go to Gudger College.
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Post by Lupin the Third on Feb 8, 2018 13:56:09 GMT -5
....Let me get this straight. You took all the money you made franchising your name, and bet it AGAINST the Harlem Globetrotters?!
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Post by Jiren on Feb 8, 2018 13:58:35 GMT -5
I once got an acceptance letter from Oxford university way back when
It read "please accept that you're a thick c*** and are never going to be a student at this university"
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Post by Milkman Norm on Feb 8, 2018 14:56:51 GMT -5
....Let me get this straight. You took all the money you made franchising your name, and bet it AGAINST the Harlem Globetrotters?! I thought the Generals were do! |
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Post by YAKMAN is ICHIBAN on Feb 8, 2018 15:54:04 GMT -5
....Let me get this straight. You took all the money you made franchising your name, and bet it AGAINST the Harlem Globetrotters?! I thought the Generals were do! I assume I wasn't the only one who didn't have any familiarity with the Harlem Globetrotters/Generals and just thought it was a gag about a really good team and a really bad team (and not a fake game altogether) EDIT: Actually, i just read the wikipedia on it, which says While parts of a modern exhibition game are pre-planned, the games themselves are not fixed. While their opponents do not interfere with the Globetrotters’ hijinks while on defense they play a serious game when in possession of the ball, about 20 to 30 percent of a game is "real". This once led to an infamous defeat at the hands of the Washington Generals to the distress of a watching crowd" Krusty just bet on the wrong game! |
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Post by Lupin the Third on Feb 8, 2018 16:21:16 GMT -5
....Let me get this straight. You took all the money you made franchising your name, and bet it AGAINST the Harlem Globetrotters?! I thought the Generals were due! HE'S SPINNING THE BALL ON HIS FINGER!!! JUST TAKE IT!!! TAKE THE BALL!!! |
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Feb 8, 2018 20:01:00 GMT -5
Not that prestigious as my school. We can't all go to Gudger College. I know Gudger College is correct, but I always like to prefer they say Goucher Collge, which is a real college one of the douches I went to high school with went to. |
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Post by Matt on Feb 8, 2018 20:49:20 GMT -5
You won't even get into Vassar.
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