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Post by Shy Guy on Feb 24, 2018 6:11:12 GMT -5
It's been two years.
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Post by thetower52 on Feb 24, 2018 7:53:24 GMT -5
Coming up on about a year dry spell.
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Kyn
Don Corleone
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Post by Kyn on Feb 24, 2018 8:53:31 GMT -5
It's like El Nino's hit all my fun bits. (Really wish I could remember what that quote's from).
Serious answer is non-existant, by choice. To me having sex is like eating cauliflower. I can if I have to, but I'd prefer not to.
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Post by Biggtone23 on Feb 24, 2018 9:14:08 GMT -5
my wife is six months pregnant... so its been about six months
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Post by horseface on Feb 24, 2018 10:51:13 GMT -5
Been about 7 years now since the only time I ever did(early 30s now). Just was never a person for this sort of stuff. Don't develop that kind of chemistry. It'd be nice to have someday but I'm not going to force it.
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
Patti Mayonnaise
Metal Maestro: Co-winner of the FAN Idol Throwdown!
Fun while it lasted
Posts: 38,450 
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Feb 24, 2018 11:59:20 GMT -5
Joke answer: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, LISA!!!!
Serious answer: I so badly wish I had one.
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Post by Raw is Doodie101 on Feb 24, 2018 12:15:39 GMT -5
Slow. Been a couple of months. After I move out over the summer, it’ll probably heat back up.
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Post by Surfer Sandman on Feb 24, 2018 12:17:00 GMT -5
Sex life? LOL.
Working on getting healthier and getting my drive to where it was. Getting laid is no longer a priority in my life.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Feb 24, 2018 12:21:29 GMT -5
My Fleshlight said she wants to see other people!
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sebulba
Team Rocket
Glass ceiling?!! What glass ceiling?
Posts: 940
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Post by sebulba on Feb 24, 2018 12:26:31 GMT -5
Without dragging this board down, my wife has been bedridden with a serious illness - cancer - for over two years. She eventually died last Summer, so basically I haven’t even been near another human being in over 3 years....
Sorry...
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Post by The Thread Barbi on Feb 24, 2018 13:01:57 GMT -5
What I've got you've got to give it to your mama
What I've got you've got to give it to your pappa
What I've got you've got to give it to your daughter
You do a little dance and then you drink a little water
What I've got you've got to get it put it in you
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Post by Instant Classic on Feb 24, 2018 13:02:31 GMT -5
Pretty good.
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Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
Surviving
Posts: 28,884
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Post by Sephiroth on Feb 24, 2018 13:32:30 GMT -5
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Post by Cvslfc123 on Feb 24, 2018 15:16:31 GMT -5
About 8 times a week, however I only lost my virginity about 2 years ago at the age of 24.
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Dr. T is an alien
Patti Mayonnaise
Knows when to hold them, knows when to fold them
I've been found out!
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Post by Dr. T is an alien on Feb 25, 2018 0:47:40 GMT -5
Without dragging this board down, my wife has been bedridden with a serious illness - cancer - for over two years. She eventually died last Summer, so basically I haven’t even been near another human being in over 3 years.... Sorry... I’m sorry to hear about that. Losing a loved one is rough. I was blindsided by my mom’s passing. I cannot even imagine enduring a prolonged illness in a spouse. |
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Sam Punk
Hank Scorpio
Own Nothing, Be Happy
Posts: 6,302
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Post by Sam Punk on Feb 25, 2018 16:20:23 GMT -5
I visit the bunny ranch once a month.
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bob
Salacious Crumb
The "other" Bob. FOC COURSE!
started the Madness Wars, Proudly the #1 Nana Hater on FAN
Posts: 78,202
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Post by bob on Feb 25, 2018 16:21:32 GMT -5
I was hoping this was a thread about The Room
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Feb 25, 2018 16:26:11 GMT -5
Still a virgin so what do you think
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Post by EvenBaldobombHasAJob on Feb 25, 2018 18:16:18 GMT -5
About 2 and a half months since now. Dating scene in town kinda blows.
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Feb 25, 2018 18:23:09 GMT -5
I last had sex conceiving my son with my ex-girlfriend. He'll be four years old this April.
Honestly, I haven't missed sex all that much. Working night shifts pretty much killed my social life, so dating and relationships have been off the cards.
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