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Post by Joe Neglia on Apr 8, 2018 11:06:09 GMT -5
While I did enjoy Suicide Squad even despite it's obvious flaws and troubled production. One of the plotlines that was said by a main government official was ridiculously eye rolling and made no sense. "If Superman was to turn evil, rip the roof off the White House, and kidnap the President. What would we be able to do?" You sure as hell aren't going to stop him with Harley Quinn, Slipknot, Killer Croc, Captain Boomerang, or Deadshot. The only one who would realistically stand a chance against him is Enchantress and maybe Diablo(And even he's pushing it). The whole movie revolves around a government agent putting together a team under false pretenses that is really there to save her...from a member of the team she put together.
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Post by Bub (BLM) on Apr 8, 2018 11:39:46 GMT -5
Weekend at Bernies.
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Post by Susan "Poison" Candy on Apr 8, 2018 11:42:24 GMT -5
Human Centipede.....*mic drop*
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Post by Push R Truth on Apr 8, 2018 11:53:09 GMT -5
Battlefield Earth was the shittiest plot that's ever been shat.
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Post by Hit Girl on Apr 8, 2018 13:26:10 GMT -5
Battlefield Earth was the shittiest plot that's ever been shat. Silence, man-animal!
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Post by SAJ Forth on Apr 8, 2018 14:34:13 GMT -5
While I love the Die Hard film series, Die Hard 2's whole plan was to Batman-Gambit for even Jigsaw.
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Post by Hit Girl on Apr 8, 2018 15:02:12 GMT -5
Anakin: "I killed them. All of them. The men, the women, the children. I even sexually desecrated their corpses"
Padme: "Oh Anakin, let's get married"
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Post by Natural Born Farmer on Apr 8, 2018 15:13:58 GMT -5
Hot tub Time machine. It's about a Hot Tub that is a Time Machine... Do I really need to say anymore? Well yeah, but that’s kind of the point... didn’t exactly try to hide it with that title did they
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Post by Natural Born Farmer on Apr 8, 2018 15:15:57 GMT -5
While I did enjoy Suicide Squad even despite it's obvious flaws and troubled production. One of the plotlines that was said by a main government official was ridiculously eye rolling and made no sense. "If Superman was to turn evil, rip the roof off the White House, and kidnap the President. What would we be able to do?" You sure as hell aren't going to stop him with Harley Quinn, Slipknot, Killer Croc, Captain Boomerang, or Deadshot. The only one who would realistically stand a chance against him is Enchantress and maybe Diablo(And even he's pushing it). The whole movie revolves around a government agent putting together a team under false pretenses that is really there to save her...from a member of the team she put together. That was extremely bothersome to me. If they had never formed the Squad the threat they end up dealing with would not have existed. And as noted most of them don’t even have any superhuman abilities; Harley Quinn is not going to even the odds against f***ing Superman.
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Post by Hassan bin Sober on Apr 9, 2018 8:14:43 GMT -5
Listen, Superman may be an alien but he's still a man. A straight man as I understand it. They send in Harley Quinn and have her change her clothes out in the open. This distracts Superman long enough to hit him with a strategic nuke. The other members of the team were just there to hide the fact that their whole plan was to distract Superman with a hot chick.
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Post by James Fabiano on Apr 9, 2018 8:29:52 GMT -5
"Identity Thief", with Jason Bateman and Melissa McCarthy. 1) Bateman's character was going to be fired from his new job, even though the boss knew that Bateman wasn't guilty... 2) the police detective had information that the real crook would be at a certain place at a certain time, and said "no" to going and ARRESTING A CROOK IN THE MIDDLE OF COMMITTING A CRIME... 3) Bateman offers to go catch the crook himself, and the cop says OK... which is basically authorizing someone to kidnap a person and transport them over state lines, a federal offense that usually ends with 20 years in prison. Plus, the rest of the movie is "Laugh at her, she's fat... laugh at her, she's fat... laugh at her, she's fat... Why are you laughing at her, because she's fat? YOU'RE A HORRIBLE PERSON!" In other words every MM movie.
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Post by YAKMAN is ICHIBAN on Apr 9, 2018 9:07:39 GMT -5
While I did enjoy Suicide Squad even despite it's obvious flaws and troubled production. One of the plotlines that was said by a main government official was ridiculously eye rolling and made no sense. "If Superman was to turn evil, rip the roof off the White House, and kidnap the President. What would we be able to do?" You sure as hell aren't going to stop him with Harley Quinn, Slipknot, Killer Croc, Captain Boomerang, or Deadshot. The only one who would realistically stand a chance against him is Enchantress and maybe Diablo(And even he's pushing it). These are gods among us, send in Harley Quinn with her f***ing bat. The Suicide Squad concept is brilliant, but they should be doing some black ops stuff not fighting magic laser-in-the-sky villains.
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Post by YAKMAN is ICHIBAN on Apr 9, 2018 9:09:15 GMT -5
"Identity Thief", with Jason Bateman and Melissa McCarthy. 1) Bateman's character was going to be fired from his new job, even though the boss knew that Bateman wasn't guilty... 2) the police detective had information that the real crook would be at a certain place at a certain time, and said "no" to going and ARRESTING A CROOK IN THE MIDDLE OF COMMITTING A CRIME... 3) Bateman offers to go catch the crook himself, and the cop says OK... which is basically authorizing someone to kidnap a person and transport them over state lines, a federal offense that usually ends with 20 years in prison. Plus, the rest of the movie is "Laugh at her, she's fat... laugh at her, she's fat... laugh at her, she's fat... Why are you laughing at her, because she's fat? YOU'RE A HORRIBLE PERSON!" In other words every MM movie. Spy was pretty great, and didn't lean on the fat jokes too much. With good material she is pretty funny, but man does she pick some shit movies to do.
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Post by Beets by Schrute on Apr 9, 2018 11:04:59 GMT -5
Terminator Genisys: Instead of stopping something in the future over a period of 40 years, let us travel to the future TO THE EXACT DATE that something is going to happen. That is the equivalent of fast forwarding to the due date of a project to start it.
Transformers: Age of Extinction This one in particular because Mark Wahlberg helps his underage daughter’s adult boyfriend to save her.
Halloween 4, 5, and 6 Michael Myers is unstoppable because of a cult.
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Post by Big Chungus on Apr 9, 2018 11:23:46 GMT -5
In other words every MM movie. Spy was pretty great, and didn't lean on the fat jokes too much. With good material she is pretty funny, but man does she pick some shit movies to do. Statham was hilarious in that.
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Apr 9, 2018 12:24:05 GMT -5
I know many people consider it a beloved classic, but I have to say it: Wayne's World. The central conflict is about the two idiot protagonists signing a contract without reading it. The oh-so-terrible thing this contract requires them to do is...advertise for their sponsors, which is the most basic principle of entertainment media. Our heroes decide instead that it's a good idea to respond to this by insulting their sponsors, the people giving them money, on the air. And the movie ends on a non-sequitor. If I remember correctly, they bought the show to ruin it or something like that. Lol "find local access show and exploit it" was actually something Benjamin wrote down in his evil plan normal.
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Apr 9, 2018 12:31:16 GMT -5
Anakin: "I killed them. All of them. The men, the women, the children. I even sexually desecrated their corpses" Padme: "Oh Anakin, let's get married" "This retroactively makes my redemption moot!" "I forgive you anyway!"
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Apr 9, 2018 12:47:22 GMT -5
Face/Off has to have the stupidest plot in history
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Post by The Thread Barbi on Apr 9, 2018 14:33:47 GMT -5
Remember when Rocky went to Russia and grew an epic beard?
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Apr 9, 2018 15:20:28 GMT -5
Home Alone...Seriously the minute they realized they accidentally left their kid a parent would call the cops and have them there within 10 minutes Yeah, and after the police did check in and didn’t find Kevin, his parents didn’t know any neighbors or friends that could go to the house instead?
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