Gus Richlen Was Wrong
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Apr 15, 2018 0:18:22 GMT -5
And I decided to be a complete idiot and use a 50/50 mix of sriracha and ghost pepper sauce.
Predictably, I can only eat half a wing at a time and with long intervals between them because of how painfully hot the damn things are. Emphasis on "painfully."
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Post by andrew8798 on Apr 15, 2018 0:22:10 GMT -5
Yikes
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Post by Pooh Carlson on Apr 15, 2018 0:33:20 GMT -5
Enjoy what comes next!
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Post by andrew8798 on Apr 15, 2018 0:34:45 GMT -5
lol
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Post by Hobby Drifter on Apr 15, 2018 0:36:57 GMT -5
Ooooh, I'm gonna try that!
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Apr 15, 2018 0:39:25 GMT -5
So, are you posting this from your Wrestlemania with Kickoff Show-long stint on the toilet?
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Post by bootytea on Apr 15, 2018 0:48:39 GMT -5
Yeah, I almost signed up for a super spicy wing eating challenge due to my inability to detect spicy food, but vetoed that idea when I remembered how my poops inform me about the spiciness of my previous meal. Happened recently after going out and ordering the spiciest Thai curry menu item without flinching and having a volcanic eruption in the washroom fly out of me the following morning. Not detecting spice orally is a gift and a curse.
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Apr 15, 2018 2:02:55 GMT -5
That sounds like one of those wing challenges that get you a photo on the wall of the restaurant if you win.
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Post by El Hijo de Mr. Ass on Apr 15, 2018 2:42:26 GMT -5
And I decided to be a complete idiot and use a 50/50 mix of sriracha and ghost pepper sauce.Predictably, I can only eat half a wing at a time and with long intervals between them because of how painfully hot the damn things are. Emphasis on "painfully." I can only imagine what this will feel like on the way out...
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Post by Deleted on Apr 15, 2018 5:22:53 GMT -5
The infamous burning ass is nothing to joke about!🤣
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Apr 15, 2018 5:27:35 GMT -5
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Post by andrew8798 on Apr 15, 2018 5:28:30 GMT -5
The infamous burning ass is nothing to joke about!🤣 Pain!
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Post by Deleted on Apr 15, 2018 5:51:14 GMT -5
love it...i purchase bottles of blazin sauce for this very reason
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Post by No Longer a Produceman on Apr 15, 2018 9:58:51 GMT -5
This coming from a poster named “pooh”
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Post by Shy Guy on Apr 15, 2018 10:05:12 GMT -5
I had to stop eating mild salsa a few weeks ago because it was getting too hot for me.
Half ghost Pepper sauce would probably literally kill me.
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Post by The Ichi on Apr 15, 2018 12:33:50 GMT -5
You should poor some of this on them.
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Post by xCompackx on Apr 15, 2018 16:31:02 GMT -5
I got heartburn just reading this thread.
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Post by Fade on Apr 15, 2018 16:34:24 GMT -5
My mouth watered reading this.
And now I think I might go get some blazing for dinner.
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Post by Sephiroth on Apr 15, 2018 16:34:45 GMT -5
So you’re this guy?
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Post by Powerline on Apr 16, 2018 0:08:59 GMT -5
But did they taste alright?
I mean, "Ass on fire, strong desire", we've established that, but was the flavor good?
I can handle spicy shit (not THAT spicy, but I don't back down from most spicy things), as long as there's still some flavor. There's some shit I won't eat because it's just raw heat with no flavor to it. It's why I like Buffalo Wings, all Buffalo sauce is buttered hot sauce (I used to make mine with Frank's Red Hot and butter before Frank's came out with their own wing sauce). I actually can't eat Wendy's Spicy Chicken unless I get it on their Asiago Ranch Chicken Club. You throw the bite of the asiago cheese and the ranch blending with the spicy chicken, it's divine. Just their plain Spicy Chicken sandwich has all the heat but tastes like a plain ass chicken patty otherwise; you don't even taste the spices. It's like taking a bite into a basic ass plain chicken sandwich and then your mouth is hot. People get worked up over how "great" it is, and it makes NO sense to me.
There's a cheese shop between here and where my brother (Groose on these very forums) lives that has a Mango Habanero Jack cheese that's absolutely killer. You get this sweet, fruity flavor with a nice kick to it. They also have Ghost and Scorpion pepper cheeses. I've sampled both; the ghost pepper one tastes better, has a smokey flavor to it before the spice just engulfs everything. Scorpion Pepper Jack just tasted like plain ass Jack cheese, and then the portal to hell was open by way of my mouth.
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