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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on May 22, 2018 2:38:01 GMT -5
Roman was looking bloated last night. Like it was hard to tell who had more muscle definition in their arms between him and Owens. What's happened to him? It's something I've noticed very recently, too, and I've never been a "LOL REIGNS IS A FATTY BOOM-BAH" person. I think the current design on his vest may be very unflattering with all the horizontal lines on it, because it looks like he's about to burst out of that thing.
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on May 22, 2018 2:39:10 GMT -5
Roman was looking bloated last night. Like it was hard to tell who had more muscle definition in their arms between him and Owens. What's happened to him? It's something I've noticed very recently, too, and I've never been a "LOL REIGNS IS A FATTY BOOM-BAH" person. I think the current design on his vest may be very unflattering with all the horizontal lines on it, because it looks like he's about to burst out of that thing. Roman has these periods where he looks unflatteringly bulky. I'm wondering if it's his diet plan or something. Or if he's allergic to Bees.
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Post by Chainsaw on May 22, 2018 2:42:03 GMT -5
I have never thought there would be a day where I would be glad I couldn't go to a wrestling event because I had to work, but here we are.
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Post by theironyuppie on May 22, 2018 4:01:30 GMT -5
I mean let's be real here. Which hour of Raw was best tonight? My vote goes to the Roman power hour.
"And the word of the hour...is Roman."
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Post by GuyOfOwnage on May 22, 2018 4:14:01 GMT -5
Wow, this just sounds brutal. I'm kinda glad I fell asleep before Raw started tonight.
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Post by Push R Truth on May 22, 2018 7:49:01 GMT -5
I completely forgot any of this happened when I posted my brief RAW recap in the Ratings Thread.
That's how unremarkable and unmeaningful it all was
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Post by clifford on May 22, 2018 8:17:25 GMT -5
Needs more Reigns, DAMMIT! /vince
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Post by Surfer Sandman on May 22, 2018 9:12:52 GMT -5
If they were trying to get sympathy toward the end of that segment, then the look on Seth's face says it all. Roman isn't getting ANYTHING from the crowd.
In fact, he failed to get a reaction when he went for the superman punch on Owens. Then, the match is made into an impromptu tag match. Is this 1999 WCW?
Last of all, Roman deserved what Jinder did. That'll teach him to hinder Jinder!!!
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Post by Allie Kitsune on May 22, 2018 10:15:12 GMT -5
<Vince> WE NEED MORE ROMAN!
*Roman gains 50 lbs.*
<Vince> THIS ISN'T WHAT I MEANT BY "MORE ROMAN", BUT WHAT THE HELL, PAL, LET'S GO WITH IT!
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Post by MrElijah on May 22, 2018 11:04:23 GMT -5
It's time for the Roman Power Hour! Starring Roman Reigns! With Dynomutt & The Blue Falcon!!
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Post by segaz on May 22, 2018 13:30:23 GMT -5
for some reason, WWE.com was saying Roman lost the tag match “Even the .com editors are against him!” Now can you imagine? The website against him unfairly and printing lies, only for another wrestler to be behind it all? You could have it feature YouTube poop style edited interviews, a list of all titles/accolades Roman held (Hey the website shows he never won the Rumble!), false "Roman sucks!" T-shirts that are always mysteriously sold out..... I think that idea has some legs. Or has it been done?
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