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Post by PTBartman on Jun 1, 2018 7:01:00 GMT -5
He turned back into a mermaid by an evil octopus witch lady. ...everyone got the good Disney references already. He thought he killed his father and ran away; but we sent a baboon to hit him with a stick, introduce him to his former playmate turned hot chick, and talk him into coming back and challenging his uncle for the throne revealing that it was his uncle that actually killed the king. What could possibly go wrong.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 1, 2018 12:12:41 GMT -5
Not gonna get into it since I'm not sure if it breaks the rules but...
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Post by YAKMAN is ICHIBAN on Jun 1, 2018 12:56:54 GMT -5
....I must have missed that version of the rumble.
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Post by Jacy Derangement Syndrome on Jun 1, 2018 14:26:13 GMT -5
I knew they were doomed when Dan Matha exposed his cross penis
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Post by Bub (BLM) on Jun 1, 2018 14:30:30 GMT -5
Trying to remember how many guys actually wear crosses on their trunks. I'm pretty sure they're talking about Triple H, despite the fact that he wears the Iron Cross and not a Christian cross.
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Post by Aboutreika18 on Jun 1, 2018 14:32:15 GMT -5
Vaguely related, there was a terror trial over here a few years back where the court was shown a video of Ric Flair wooing because the Islamic extremists on trial would always reference him in their online chats.
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Post by Cyno on Jun 1, 2018 14:39:20 GMT -5
Trying to remember how many guys actually wear crosses on their trunks. I'm pretty sure they're talking about Triple H, despite the fact that he wears the Iron Cross and not a Christian cross. To be fair, the German Iron Cross was derived from the emblem of the Knights Teutonic, but that's going back to the days of the Crusades.
Then again, a lot of these extremist groups have a mindset that belongs in the days of the Crusades, so.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 1, 2018 16:15:33 GMT -5
Well, there goes my hopes and dreams for The Greatest Tuesday in Texas ever.
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Post by wildojinx on Jun 1, 2018 16:19:51 GMT -5
Trying to remember how many guys actually wear crosses on their trunks. I'm pretty sure they're talking about Triple H, despite the fact that he wears the Iron Cross and not a Christian cross. Jericho had a cross on his scarf in his backstage interview, but when he came out for the Rumble proper he wore one of his light-up attires.
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Post by lionheart21 on Jun 1, 2018 16:20:14 GMT -5
It turns out he was only made a prince by a genie and he was really a STREET RAT the entire time! A street rat? I don't buy that.
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Post by Hit Girl on Jun 1, 2018 16:53:04 GMT -5
He was in his garage cleaning out some old newspapers when the pile fell on him.
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Post by BlackoutCreature on Jun 1, 2018 17:23:50 GMT -5
I mean, it's not like there are just handshakes and stuff. I'm sure legal, binding contracts have been signed. Contracts only mean something if there is a government body willing to enforce them.
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Post by SCCB Was Told To Do Steroids on Jun 2, 2018 8:20:37 GMT -5
The Prince's mom was shot in the forest, and now he needs the help of a plucky rabbit and a self-conscious skunk to become a man.
An I doing this right?
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Post by PTBartman on Jun 3, 2018 14:46:08 GMT -5
Him and three other princes took off on a hike down the railroad tracks to see their first dead body; some kid who had wandered off and got hit by a caravan. The fat princes brother had discovered it out by the old harlowe trail, but didn't report it cause he was joyriding on a boosted camel. (Why limit our selves to cartoons?)
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Post by ellisdee on Jun 3, 2018 15:45:32 GMT -5
It turns out he was only made a prince by a genie and he was really a STREET RAT the entire time! A street rat? I don't buy that. Stole my joke!
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Post by ben:friendship frog on Jun 3, 2018 17:36:43 GMT -5
And to those who were saying "take the women! WWE should ignore them and do it anyway", as was said at the time, it's really not that simple.
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Post by wildojinx on Jun 3, 2018 19:22:14 GMT -5
He's on an island with some Polynesian guy who sounds suspiciously like Dwayne Johnson.
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Jun 4, 2018 6:23:30 GMT -5
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