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Post by Captain Stud Muffin (BLM) on Jun 18, 2018 6:19:29 GMT -5
Rock: You like the copa
Coach: Yeah
Rock: You like the copa. You like the copacabana
Coach: Yeah
Rock: Well your copa your monkey ass on out of here jabroni. Beat it
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Post by H-Virus on Jun 18, 2018 6:40:47 GMT -5
I wasn't paying a whole lot of attention to Raw last week, but I couldn't help but notice that nearly every single time Coach made noises with his mouth both Cole and Graves had to factually correct whatever he'd just said. If it had just been once or twice, fine; but I swear it happened like eight times!
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Jun 18, 2018 8:27:50 GMT -5
Fire Coach bring back Booker T. At least his stupidity was fun.
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Post by Super Duper Dragunov on Jun 18, 2018 9:18:25 GMT -5
It's gotten to the point where even the Coach's voice, the octave of his voice, bothers me.
It never used to. Now it does.
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Jun 18, 2018 9:41:04 GMT -5
Coach is in the running for one of the worst commentators ever, tbh. Like, holy shit. He has no chemistry with the rest of the team, he clearly has no idea what to say half the time and the other half, he says some stupid shit that basically kills the angle in the ring and prompts the other announcers to immediatly jump in and cover his f*** up.
He's really really REALLY bad and that's can't be understated. Say what you will about Booker but at least he was funny and had chemistry with the team. David Otunga was harmless. Coach is actively a detriment to the product.
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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Jun 18, 2018 9:44:55 GMT -5
Coach is so bad that it’s embarrassing to live on the same plane of existence as him. He should be exiled to the room with a moose.
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Post by Surfer Sandman on Jun 18, 2018 11:21:14 GMT -5
Coach is in the running for one of the worst commentators ever, tbh. Like, holy shit. He has no chemistry with the rest of the team, he clearly has no idea what to say half the time and the other half, he says some stupid shit that basically kills the angle in the ring and prompts the other announcers to immediatly jump in and cover his f*** up. He's really really REALLY bad and that's can't be understated. Say what you will about Booker but at least he was funny and had chemistry with the team. David Otunga was harmless. Coach is actively a detriment to the product. I posted this in last week's RAW thread. It's really goddamn stupid on Coach's part: I loved the little argument between Corey Graves and Coach over Jay-Z, after Coach called John Mayer one of the "Greatest hip hop artists of our generation".
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Post by häšhtå.gdālėÿ on Jun 18, 2018 14:11:42 GMT -5
^^^ Good for Coach. I know when I want to listen to a bangin' hip hop album I also reach for my John Mayer.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 18, 2018 14:15:15 GMT -5
I honestly like him. Then again I got used to listening to his radio show on ESPN, and now just wish Cole and Graves would stop cutting him off and allow him to establish the in ring talent in a more sportscaster type manner. I see him setting it up, but then Frick n' Frack just pipe in with "Hey Coach, why you a butt? lol" The man is a blabbering buffoon, he isn't establishing anyone
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Post by TOK Hehe'd Around & Found Out on Jun 18, 2018 14:29:32 GMT -5
I honestly like him. Then again I got used to listening to his radio show on ESPN, and now just wish Cole and Graves would stop cutting him off and allow him to establish the in ring talent in a more sportscaster type manner. I see him setting it up, but then Frick n' Frack just pipe in with "Hey Coach, why you a butt? lol" Dude he's out there calling spots and saying that Rousey was in a resthold while being bearhugged. The commentary is trash overall, but Coach is out here breaking kayfabe because he's too stupid to understand what's going on
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Post by Deleted on Jun 18, 2018 15:19:40 GMT -5
I just want Booker back at the table because he called out all of the dumb shit, and there was always a slight possibility that we’d hear him beating Corey’s ass in the background while Cole tries to call the match like nothing is going on,
Coach is so incredibly bad.
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Post by Andy Martin on Jun 18, 2018 15:40:32 GMT -5
Commentary in general is a dumpster fire right now. Coach makes nonsensical observations, Cole is a badly programmed android and Graves has somehow turned into the child of Max Headroom and Mark Madden. They bicker way too frequently without the charm of Monsoon/Heenan and they're stupidly inconsistent and self-contradictory when it comes to the face-heel dynamic. I can't help but imagine Vince playing with action figures of them at the gorilla position while barking orders over the headset. Whenever he's able to wrestle the headset away from Ttips, of course.
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Post by chazraps on Jun 18, 2018 18:04:00 GMT -5
Coach is Zybszcko without Hall to get him over in some other storyline on the show to justify his presence.
Had it not been for Coach's quality work with Al Snow, he'd be called Mark Madden level absolute worst of all time.
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Jun 18, 2018 19:57:52 GMT -5
Once again, I watch RAW on mute. There is a reason why.
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Post by héad.casé on Jun 19, 2018 4:45:53 GMT -5
Kurt: "There will be a multi-man match at Extreme Rules, the winner will face Brock for the title at Summerslam
Coach: I'm hearing stirs from backstage that everyone is trying to get in and be a part of that match
Graves: How are you hearing that? The match was literally just announced!
*Owens and Balor talk to Angle and Corbin backstage a few segments later about getting in the match*
Coach: SEE! I told you everyone backstage was trying to be a part of this match!
This dude is so thin skinned, doesn't pay attention to what's going on because he's apparently live tweeting during the show (so Graves says), kills the in ring story being told because he doesn't understand the psychology behind why certain holds are applied and what body part they're supposed to wear down, i'm pretty sure he's still there because Vince likes it when Graves and Cole call him out on the stupid shit he says.
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Jun 19, 2018 8:15:46 GMT -5
Coach is in the running for one of the worst commentators ever, tbh. Like, holy shit. He has no chemistry with the rest of the team, he clearly has no idea what to say half the time and the other half, he says some stupid shit that basically kills the angle in the ring and prompts the other announcers to immediatly jump in and cover his f*** up. He's really really REALLY bad and that's can't be understated. Say what you will about Booker but at least he was funny and had chemistry with the team. David Otunga was harmless. Coach is actively a detriment to the product. Agreed. Coachman is actually worse than Saxton. No, really. Worse. Than Saxton.Saxton is lame, boring, has nothing useful to add. But compare him to Coach. When Sunil got out of his wheelchair to throw Roman into the post, Coach was surprised. He was surprised.It's at the point where everything Coach says buries him, on-air, and the other commentators have to cover for him, burying him even more. He also, as Magic says, is factually incorrect all the time. We've had a lot of shitty commentators in our day, but they're not usually just wrong.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Jun 19, 2018 8:57:28 GMT -5
I don't recall Coach being this bad the first time out. It's like he's some guy they got out of a high school communications class and told him to be a commentator on national TV.
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Post by YAKMAN is ICHIBAN on Jun 19, 2018 9:02:17 GMT -5
There are only two ways to go with that awful bearhug comment
1. Fire him. Now. Fire him last week, if possible
2. Make him the Anti Regal, offering up horrible and kayfabe breaking explanations for everything
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Post by jonesjupiter on Jun 19, 2018 9:04:19 GMT -5
Saxton is fine. Coach found success on other platforms so that’s probably why they find value in him here. I’d rather have Booker, personally.
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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Jun 19, 2018 13:10:04 GMT -5
WWE would make 28 billion dollars if they rehired Bob Holly and had him face Coach in a 3 hour No DQ Iron Man Match every week.
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