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Post by Zombie Mod is not a ghoul. on Aug 2, 2018 3:51:15 GMT -5
If I already don't eat bacon, do I get an extra million? I too would like to know this? And is it a yearly thing and do you back pay previous years?
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Post by Spider2024 on Aug 2, 2018 5:24:14 GMT -5
Let's make this more interesting: $1,000,000, eat the same foods you were eating, EXCEPT, all the bacon you would normally eat is replaced with Fake Bacon:
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Post by Deleted on Aug 2, 2018 5:28:28 GMT -5
I can't imagine there's any kind of food I wouldn't give up for one million dollars.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 2, 2018 6:19:48 GMT -5
I HATE bacon, so win/win!
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Post by willywonka666 on Aug 2, 2018 6:21:41 GMT -5
Now giving up hamburgers would be tougher, but I can give up just about anything
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Post by SmashTV on Aug 2, 2018 7:49:24 GMT -5
Sausages, ham, gammon, pork chops - I can still have those, right? Plus beef, chicken, lamb.
We have a deal.
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Post by Alice Syndrome on Aug 2, 2018 7:59:03 GMT -5
Well that's easy, I'm vegan
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Post by grungesmurf on Aug 2, 2018 7:59:08 GMT -5
Easily.
Just started eating bacon last year when I found out about beef bacon.
So sure it wouldn’t be too difficult to stop.
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Post by The Barber on Aug 2, 2018 8:44:51 GMT -5
My problem would be that as soon as I got the money, I'd be craving bacon.
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Post by Sephiroth on Aug 2, 2018 9:11:02 GMT -5
As long as I get to keep sausage and brats.
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Aug 2, 2018 9:39:01 GMT -5
Already have. Give me the money.
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Post by bibboid on Aug 2, 2018 9:41:06 GMT -5
I can see it now. People walking out of Staples Center after a show and finding the bacon wrapped hot dog vendors. Suddenly Irwin R Shyster bursts through the crowd, slams someone to the ground, and declares, “That’s what happens when you EAT YOUR BACON!!!” Then he gives him a million dollar beat down as a limousine pulls up. The window rolls down to reveal Ted Dibiase munching on a BLT and laughing.
No thanks. I’ll stick with my bacon
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Post by DASH 243✅ on Aug 2, 2018 9:49:30 GMT -5
No problem I've been a vegetarian since 93.
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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Aug 2, 2018 12:06:59 GMT -5
Yeah, I could handle that.
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Post by Perd on Aug 2, 2018 12:20:11 GMT -5
Bacon is great. But I could give it up and not really miss it.
A hypothetical I got a chuckle out of was, you just in the lottery, but everywhere you travel by frog, you have to hop. Get up to use the bathroom? You have to hop. Going through the airport? You have to hop.
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Post by The Ichi on Aug 2, 2018 15:58:49 GMT -5
What happens if you accidentally consume some? Do you die?
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Post by Eunös ✈ on Aug 2, 2018 16:32:44 GMT -5
Sure..No more Bacon
*receives Money*
Now it's in my account and you can't touch it... Back to Bacon ;D
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Post by Dr. T is an alien on Aug 2, 2018 23:21:33 GMT -5
I have practically stopped eating it anyways.
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Post by adamclark52 on Aug 3, 2018 1:22:29 GMT -5
I’m Canadian so that’s like asking me to give up air.
I’ll continue with bacon
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Aug 3, 2018 1:33:55 GMT -5
This thread has done nothing but make me want bacon.
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