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Post by Tenshigure on Sept 19, 2018 17:35:00 GMT -5
In this Universe Lebron fails at basketball and takes to dominating the glorious sport of Curling Nah, it'll be him abandoning the Cavs at the beginning of the movie, and him returning for the third time to joyous applause from the Cleveland Luddites.
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Post by Rolent Tex on Sept 19, 2018 17:38:13 GMT -5
The last scene of Space Jam 2 will have Jordan showing up challenging Lebron. Next thing you see is Bugs throwing the ball in the air as they jump towards it. On some Rocky 3 type shit. Guaranteed. Literally just made the same comment to my wife. There’s no way it doesn’t end like this.
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Post by Natural Born Farmer on Sept 19, 2018 18:28:00 GMT -5
I’ll believe it exists when I see a trailer.
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Post by fw91 on Sept 19, 2018 18:37:06 GMT -5
Hope Stan returns
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Post by MrElijah on Sept 20, 2018 7:07:36 GMT -5
The last scene of Space Jam 2 will have Jordan showing up challenging Lebron. Next thing you see is Bugs throwing the ball in the air as they jump towards it. On some Rocky 3 type shit. Guaranteed. With Bird talking shit from the sidelines.
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Sept 20, 2018 9:45:18 GMT -5
EVERYBODY GET UP ITS TIME TO SLAM NOW no, but for real, I'm here to ask the serious questions: lola bunnys returning..r-right? asking for a friend Eh, just bring in Liv Morgan. That was like 50% of her face gimmick anyway.
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Post by Jumpin' Jesse Walsh on Sept 20, 2018 10:57:30 GMT -5
I am beyond ready for this. Finally, a sequel to the film which asked the important question: What kind of Mickey Mouse organization would name their team "The Ducks?"
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Post by No Longer a Produceman on Sept 20, 2018 14:49:03 GMT -5
The last scene of Space Jam 2 will have Jordan showing up challenging Lebron. Next thing you see is Bugs throwing the ball in the air as they jump towards it. On some Rocky 3 type shit. Guaranteed. Nah, Jordan will be too busy hiding from his bookies because he foolishly bet on the Monstars.
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Sept 20, 2018 15:32:38 GMT -5
The last scene of Space Jam 2 will have Jordan showing up challenging Lebron. Next thing you see is Bugs throwing the ball in the air as they jump towards it. On some Rocky 3 type shit. Guaranteed. Nah, Jordan will be too busy hiding from his bookies because he foolishly bet on the Monstars. Okay, here's the full plot synopsis for Space Jam 2: Texas Jam Money, Jordan owes the bookies so much money that he decides to open a school for Air Jordan impersonators, shenanigans ensue and later we see MJ accidentally get a boob job while attempting to change his face. Meanwhile, Bugs Bunny recruits LeBron James for another Basketball game
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Post by No Longer a Produceman on Sept 20, 2018 16:11:11 GMT -5
Nah, Jordan will be too busy hiding from his bookies because he foolishly bet on the Monstars. Okay, here's the full plot synopsis for Space Jam 2: Texas Jam Money, Jordan owes the bookies so much money that he decides to open a school for Air Jordan impersonators, shenanigans ensue and later we see MJ accidentally get a boob job while attempting to change his face. Meanwhile, Bugs Bunny recruits LeBron James for another Basketball game Only if Jordan and one of his impersonators has to ride a little bicycle through a loop for the bookies.
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Post by arrogantmodel on Sept 20, 2018 18:42:06 GMT -5
I think the Monstars should be:
Carmelo Anthony Joakim Noah Isiah Thomas Draymond Green James Harden
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Post by BlackoutCreature on Sept 20, 2018 20:15:17 GMT -5
So I have to ask, can modern NBA players really pull a movie like this off anymore? I was never a big basketball fan. I couldn't tell you any stats or details about these players and the championships back then. But I knew who Michael Jordan. I knew who Charles Barkley and Larry Bird and Patrick Ewing were. They were more then just basketball players, they were pop culture icons of the day.
Nowadays the only NBA player I can think of that comes close to that status is Lebron James, and even he doesn't seem to be at the pop culture relevance level that the 90's players were. I'm not talking about skill here, just visibility outside of basketball. Am I just that out of the loop on modern sports and getting suckered into 90's nostalgia? Or is the modern era just not putting out the superstars anymore that made something like Space Jam possible in the first place?
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Post by arrogantmodel on Sept 20, 2018 22:22:54 GMT -5
So I have to ask, can modern NBA players really pull a movie like this off anymore? I was never a big basketball fan. I couldn't tell you any stats or details about these players and the championships back then. But I knew who Michael Jordan. I knew who Charles Barkley and Larry Bird and Patrick Ewing were. They were more then just basketball players, they were pop culture icons of the day. Nowadays the only NBA player I can think of that comes close to that status is Lebron James, and even he doesn't seem to be at the pop culture relevance level that the 90's players were. I'm not talking about skill here, just visibility outside of basketball. Am I just that out of the loop on modern sports and getting suckered into 90's nostalgia? Or is the modern era just not putting out the superstars anymore that made something like Space Jam possible in the first place? This is a reasonable question. Couple things here; players now subscribe to, "If you can't beat 'em...join 'em." With guys like LeBron and KD and others joining or trying to form super teams. Mike, Larry, and others stayed on their teams. While Charles played for a few teams, he said he never dreamed of going to play with Jordan or Bird to get an easy ring. He wanted the competition. Also, players today have really turned towards activism instead of endorsements. While we still see guys pushing Nike and Gatorade, it's more about bringing attention to issues like Black Lives Matter and the National Anthem protests. This also rubs some (white) fans the wrong way, which leads to them not watching. But I agree that today's stars aren't as iconic as when I was a kid. That being said, Space Jam was corny as hell and fun when I was a kid. I bet these new guys will do a good job with it.
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Post by Lupin the Third on Sept 20, 2018 22:24:59 GMT -5
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Post by thechase on Jul 16, 2019 11:57:50 GMT -5
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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Jul 16, 2019 11:59:09 GMT -5
The movie's lost it's original director over creative differences, Malcom D Lee has taken over ... It's f***ing Space Jam 2...
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Post by eJm on Jul 16, 2019 12:02:44 GMT -5
Somebody finally watched An Oversimplification of Her Beauty and realized how completely out of depth Nance would have been on a project like this. The movie's lost it's original director over creative differences, Malcom D Lee has taken over ... It's f***ing Space Jam 2... ...no, seriously, watch An Oversimplification of Her Beauty If you do, you’ll figure out all the creative differences.
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Post by CMWaters on Jul 16, 2019 13:05:08 GMT -5
The movie's lost it's original director over creative differences, Malcom D Lee has taken over ... It's f***ing Space Jam 2... They couldn't come to an agreement on what version of Lola Bunny to use. That or whether Bugs should crossdress or not.
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Post by thechase on Jan 25, 2020 14:00:20 GMT -5
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Post by thetower52 on Jan 25, 2020 15:13:44 GMT -5
Lebron is so desperate to be Jordan
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