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Post by Deleted on Nov 10, 2018 10:13:15 GMT -5
I swear people in supermarkets have this telepathic way of knowing exactly where I'm going. Mainly old people who can't move too well. They see me move with a purpose towards frozen foods and send out an alert on their Jitterbug phones "Sandman is headed for the French fries, right flank move out!" I get there, two people in Rascals and three grocery carts are blocking the door. Everybody chit-chatting like it's their 70th high school reunion.
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Post by Milkman Norm on Nov 10, 2018 11:02:34 GMT -5
D# minor. Just not a fan of the chord.
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Post by ayumidah on Nov 10, 2018 14:44:29 GMT -5
A friend of mine received something I mailed her today, I see it says on the tracking page that she picked it up, and yet she hasn't said anything to me and it's been about four hours.
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Post by Jumpin' Jesse Walsh on Nov 11, 2018 0:42:22 GMT -5
I hate that Trix cereal is spherical-shaped now. I haven’t eaten a bowl of it since.
If nothing else, we need to start a grassroots campaign to bring back the watermelon-shaped Trix.
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Post by Malibu Stacy on Nov 11, 2018 1:08:45 GMT -5
I swear people in supermarkets have this telepathic way of knowing exactly where I'm going. Mainly old people who can't move too well. They see me move with a purpose towards frozen foods and send out an alert on their Jitterbug phones "Sandman is headed for the French fries, right flank move out!" I get there, two people in Rascals and three grocery carts are blocking the door. Everybody chit-chatting like it's their 70th high school reunion. With me it's always early-middle aged women. I'll be walking behind one , when suddenly, long lost cousin Trudy just happens to be coming down the opposite side! Obviously, such a momentous occasion can only properly be celebrated by turning not only their bodies, but also their carts perpendicular to the shelves, blocking any and all passage as they engage in a half hour of catching up. Naturally, the perfect location for this impromptu tea party is directly in front of the very item I was searching for. And I know it took that long, because I'll go get whatever else I can while periodically checking for the gabfest to clear out
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Nov 11, 2018 1:16:50 GMT -5
I hate that Trix cereal is spherical-shaped now. I haven’t eaten a bowl of it since. On a similar line of thinking, Monster changed the recipe of Ripper from 80% juice to 50% and then all the way down to 20%.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 11, 2018 7:55:55 GMT -5
In Canada, everyone rushes to Tim Hortons in the morning to get coffee before work. So it's quite common to have lineups of 10-15 people. It's the unwritten rule, that you order your coffee, have your money ready and GTFO. But there's always that one yahoo that has to order 3 dozen donuts and individually pick them as if he's playing Deal or No Deal. Buy the time he finishes his order, the line is now 3 miles long.
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Post by Fade on Nov 12, 2018 0:41:09 GMT -5
In Canada, everyone rushes to Tim Hortons in the morning to get coffee before work. So it's quite common to have lineups of 10-15 people. It's the unwritten rule, that you order your coffee, have your money ready and GTFO. But there's always that one yahoo that has to order 3 dozen donuts and individually pick them as if he's playing Deal or No Deal. Buy the time he finishes his order, the line is now 3 miles long. In general, I wish all drive throughs had an express way. Like if you're only getting only one item. I can spend 10-20 minutes waiting in a McDonalds drive through for a Coffee while people are ordering an absurd amount of happy meals.
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Nov 12, 2018 1:10:36 GMT -5
In Canada, everyone rushes to Tim Hortons in the morning to get coffee before work. So it's quite common to have lineups of 10-15 people. It's the unwritten rule, that you order your coffee, have your money ready and GTFO. But there's always that one yahoo that has to order 3 dozen donuts and individually pick them as if he's playing Deal or No Deal. Buy the time he finishes his order, the line is now 3 miles long. Here it’s usually the oil field guys buying a days worth of meal’s. Since it’s 5am, there’s only a couple of people working and it takes f***ing forever to get a coffee.
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Post by bibboid on Nov 12, 2018 1:28:52 GMT -5
Bought tickets for a concert. Got charged an extra $25 for a "delivery fee". WTF is that for? I'm printing the tickets myself! There ain't no stinking delivery going on!
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Nov 12, 2018 6:24:24 GMT -5
I hate that Trix cereal is spherical-shaped now. I haven’t eaten a bowl of it since. If nothing else, we need to start a grassroots campaign to bring back the watermelon-shaped Trix. I'm complaining about Being old enough to remember trix was spherical before making fruit shapes... also before green and blue were colors. Also complaining about the damned kids on my lawn or I would if I had one... I'd also like to complain about insomnia.
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Post by Spider2024 on Nov 12, 2018 6:28:22 GMT -5
In Canada, everyone rushes to Tim Hortons in the morning to get coffee before work. So it's quite common to have lineups of 10-15 people. It's the unwritten rule, that you order your coffee, have your money ready and GTFO. But there's always that one yahoo that has to order 3 dozen donuts and individually pick them as if he's playing Deal or No Deal. Buy the time he finishes his order, the line is now 3 miles long. I've seen Dunkin Donuts locations that would designate one of their registers for 'just coffee' during weekday mornings.
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Post by Eunös ✈ on Nov 12, 2018 7:41:19 GMT -5
When the very first reply to a thread quotes the first post.
I mean..Duh, who else's post would you be replying to at this point?
Double the annoyance if the original post was a super long one.
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Post by LastCall on Nov 12, 2018 12:43:10 GMT -5
Re-sign and resign
Ex. “I hope (random athlete) resigns in the offseason.”
Really? You want him to quit?
The hyphen makes all the difference.
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Post by Hypnosis on Nov 12, 2018 13:32:34 GMT -5
WEBP files disguised as JPGs. Who the hell thought that was a good idea?
No delete key on mobile devices. I can only backspace with the "X" on those.
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Post by Futureraven: Beelzebruv on Nov 12, 2018 15:11:30 GMT -5
Don't whistle if you're coming into a public bathroom, I'm peeing peacefully, then it sounds like a serial killer just showed up.
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Post by edgestar on Nov 12, 2018 15:18:41 GMT -5
A friend of mine received something I mailed her today, I see it says on the tracking page that she picked it up, and yet she hasn't said anything to me and it's been about four hours. I hate that. If I send something, I usually ask for the recipient to say "thanks", or something to acknowledge that they got it. I can still track it, but, it is nice to know for sure.
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Post by Main Eventer on Nov 12, 2018 17:55:37 GMT -5
When the US Office had the last episode it made no sense why theu didn't have Michael, Kelly, and Ryan for the Q&A part of the episode, but they had f***ing Pete and that other f***er who were there for only 1 season.
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Nov 12, 2018 18:51:21 GMT -5
When the US Office had the last episode it made no sense why theu didn't have Michael, Kelly, and Ryan for the Q&A part of the episode, but they had f***ing Pete and that other f***er who were there for only 1 season. Dwight Jr? Kelly and Ryan ran away together earlier in the episode. Michael Scott... hmm. Maybe he had to get home to his kids? But flying out and then flying back hours later is a bit weird.
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Post by Bo Rida on Nov 13, 2018 3:14:53 GMT -5
I feel stupid wearing sunglasses in November when nobody else is. Yet the sun is lower than it is in summer so it makes more sense, especially when my bus travels towards it.
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