Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
Posts: 39,266
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Post by Push R Truth on Oct 26, 2018 13:24:20 GMT -5
But by the time I do that, the moment will have come and gone in the reaction threads and I can't maximize my like farming, dagnabbit! Timing really is key in the Like game. Like I have a tab with an image of disappointed bret ready to go at all times. Who doesn't?
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Oct 26, 2018 13:25:33 GMT -5
Timing really is key in the Like game. Like I have a tab with an image of disappointed bret ready to go at all times. Who doesn't? 100 like club, here we come!
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
Posts: 39,266
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Post by Push R Truth on Oct 26, 2018 13:27:51 GMT -5
Who doesn't? 100 like club, here we come! I wish I was a good enough programmer to figure out just how many overall likes that single GIF has gotten. I'd bet 5000 by now
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Post by Alice Syndrome on Oct 26, 2018 14:33:58 GMT -5
That I don't get to set more things on fire at work That I can't set other people on fire at work. ...anymore...
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Post by YAKMAN is ICHIBAN on Oct 26, 2018 14:40:41 GMT -5
That I don't get to set more things on fire at work That I can't set other people on fire at work. ...anymore... I look around me at all the stacks of papers, and very dry law books dating to the late 1800s, and find it prudent that both of these things are not permitted at my current place of employment.
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Post by The Spelunker! on Oct 26, 2018 17:11:44 GMT -5
In terms of allergies, I only have walnuts and pecans, and even then, all they do is puff up my mouth and maybe throat, nothing severe. Growing up my wife was getting free lunches at school, and they were basically only giving out peanut butter sandwiches, so her mom decided to tell the school she was allergic to peanuts so she would get a more varied lunch. Well my wife stuck with this lie all the way to the present day. She doesn't like peanuts, so she just tells people she is allergic. My family bends over backwards to make sure that nothing has nuts in it - they make seperate versions of things without nuts, or make sure stuff is stored seperately. She has to sneak around to try things that has peanut butter in the recipe. It drives me bonkers. I have a roommate who does that with lettuce, which is funny because his husband has actual food allergies, and he just lies about freaking lettuce all the time. It's okay to just admit you don't like it.
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Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
Surviving
Posts: 28,881
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Post by Sephiroth on Oct 26, 2018 17:17:27 GMT -5
I probably lost a job today because I asked to be put on an assignment that didn’t involve inhaling metal dust while I am sick
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Post by Natural Born Farmer on Oct 26, 2018 18:11:55 GMT -5
And you never paid for drugs! NOT ONCE.
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Post by Starshine on Oct 26, 2018 18:35:58 GMT -5
My finger hurts. It's bullshit!
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Post by The Lach is very tired on Oct 26, 2018 20:41:44 GMT -5
My dog poops way too much, it takes ages to pick it all up in my backyard. At least 10 minutes!
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Deleted Member
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Post by Deleted on Oct 26, 2018 21:01:41 GMT -5
I get annoyed when people talk about their favorite sports team, and they refer to them as “we”.
Your ass isn’t out there playing Left Field, Eric.
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Post by IgnahtaSempria on Oct 26, 2018 22:56:12 GMT -5
I hate when you're in slow traffic, you're in one of the middle lanes, and someone from one of the lanes beside you tries to merge into your lane. My lane isn't moving any faster than yours! You're not saving any time! In fact, by freeing up a space, you've now caused the lane you just changed out of to move slightly faster, and made this lane slower!
Also, radio DJs that talk over the beginning of a song. Oh, the opening riff of 'Paranoid' was an inspiration to other bands like Nirvana? That's great. Then WHY ARE YOU ACTIVELY PREVENTING ME FROM HEARING IT!?
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Post by asellus on Oct 27, 2018 4:52:58 GMT -5
Memes, I hate em.
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Bo Rida
Fry's dog Seymour
Pulled one over on everyone. Got away with it, this time.
Posts: 23,469
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Post by Bo Rida on Oct 27, 2018 6:12:11 GMT -5
Sky Q? Wtf? Why did they make the UI worse than the old boxes? So much is in the wrong place or counter-intuative. Summed up by the channel change arrows and just scrolling through arrows going in different directions. Then a recent update hid your scheduled recordings in a weird place. Then to top it off it fails to record some things but then seems to download random shit.
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Post by blissified on Oct 27, 2018 9:47:42 GMT -5
Adults that you actually have to talk to like kids.
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Oct 27, 2018 11:51:25 GMT -5
People not using contractions correctly.
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Magnus the Magnificent
King Koopa
didn't want one.
I could write a book about what you don't know!
Posts: 12,445
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Oct 27, 2018 12:47:18 GMT -5
"Am I the only one..." "I can't believe I'm the first to mention thing mentioned several times already, sometimes even in the OP or first response." "Hi! Can anyone help me with something that a 10-second Google search or a minute of actual thinking would solve?"
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Post by Fade is a CodyCryBaby on Oct 27, 2018 13:03:47 GMT -5
I hate when you're in slow traffic, you're in one of the middle lanes, and someone from one of the lanes beside you tries to merge into your lane. My lane isn't moving any faster than yours! You're not saving any time! In fact, by freeing up a space, you've now caused the lane you just changed out of to move slightly faster, and made this lane slower Having to commute definitely makes you realize how irrational people are while driving.
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Post by Jumpin' Jesse Walsh on Oct 27, 2018 13:38:15 GMT -5
These butter snap pretzels I'm eating are NOT buttery enough.
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ayumidah
Wade Wilson
The ace-iest bi you'll ever meet
Posts: 26,376
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Post by ayumidah on Oct 27, 2018 13:51:37 GMT -5
I hate that I went to the seasonal aisle to look for one last bag of Halloween candy to appease the trick or treat monsters on Wednesday and instead came face to face with shelves full of candy canes.
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