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Post by Thunderbolt on Nov 15, 2018 12:44:14 GMT -5
If the boss says don't beat up a midget, don't beat up the goddamn midget. Actually, the boss said beat up the midget, just don't beat him up too much. |
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Nov 15, 2018 12:47:08 GMT -5
If the boss says don't beat up a midget, don't beat up the goddamn midget. You get to flip the script and disobey Vince if you’re a top guy not when you’re Cass. |
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Post by TGM on Nov 15, 2018 12:55:00 GMT -5
I am no fan of Cass (I think he's very bad) but I feel bad for him. If the midget beating had gone down well, we'd be hearing about how Vince likes to have his wrestlers challenge him and improve. Instead Cass gets dumped. WWE must be a minefield to navigate.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 15, 2018 12:59:49 GMT -5
Looking at him... is Braden Walker a viable name? He should change his name to Big Mouth and then whenever he jumps someone the announcer should go, "BIG MOUTH STRIKES AGAIN!" {Spoiler}{Spoiler}BECAUSE HIS REAL LAST NAME'S MORRISSEY! Given his physical appearance, he is already on his way to emulate the Smurfs character. |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 15, 2018 13:14:20 GMT -5
Dude looked so awkward walking to the ring with that head nod.
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Post by YAKMAN is ICHIBAN on Nov 15, 2018 13:40:03 GMT -5
Dude looked so awkward walking to the ring with that head nod. And his arm held up the ENTIRE time. |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 15, 2018 14:19:50 GMT -5
If the boss says don't beat up a midget, don't beat up the goddamn midget. When your job calls for you to beat up a midget in the first place it's tough to discern right from wrong. |
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Post by YAKMAN is ICHIBAN on Nov 15, 2018 14:21:42 GMT -5
If the boss says don't beat up a midget, don't beat up the goddamn midget. When your job calls for you to beat up a midget in the first place it's tough to discern right from wrong. This sounds like dialogue from a hip crime movie, like In Bruges or something |
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Nov 15, 2018 14:45:12 GMT -5
If the boss says don't beat up a midget, don't beat up the goddamn midget. My boss tells me this almost every day. |
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Post by DSR on Nov 15, 2018 15:07:52 GMT -5
Well, alright then. I'm rooting for him to overcome whatever issues he's been having and have a Drew McIntyre style transformation, but he needs to change his name again. The Big C ain't it, chief. |
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Post by Texas Tornado on Nov 15, 2018 15:12:25 GMT -5
I had to pause it once he walked out in a suit to cut a 'serious heel' promo at a random indy fed in front of 50 people.
It feels like this entire shtick is something he was saving for Impact, but they never called him.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 15, 2018 15:15:19 GMT -5
There’s money to be made with Enzo and Cass on the indies. But they’re too stupid to see it.
Enzo could make it on his own but Cass NEEDS Enzo. Or else he’s just... a guy.
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Post by Nosnorb on Nov 15, 2018 15:31:12 GMT -5
There’s money to be made with Enzo and Cass on the indies. But they’re too stupid to see it. Enzo could make it on his own but Cass NEEDS Enzo. Or else he’s just... a guy. Consensual Penis says he's done with wrestling and he's going to concentrate on his "rap" career. So Cass is going to have to make it on his own.
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Post by Push R Truth on Nov 15, 2018 15:33:35 GMT -5
If i ever see this loser on WWE TV again it will be too soon
Unless he shows up as the special guest ref for WeeLC 2 and all the contenders just gang up and beat him down for 5 minutes.
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Post by fw91 on Nov 15, 2018 15:55:52 GMT -5
Yeah... sad
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Post by Fade is a CodyCryBaby on Nov 15, 2018 16:34:48 GMT -5
Imagine if Enzo interrupted him and everyone was like "OH SHIT they surprised us with the Enzo Cas's reunion!!!" And CWL officials were like "Who the f*** is that homeless person?"
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Post by Thunderbolt on Nov 15, 2018 16:42:58 GMT -5
If the boss says don't beat up a midget, don't beat up the goddamn midget. My boss tells me this almost every day. No, Marky Mark. I've been telling you to "stop punching the clown at work" every damn day but you refuse to listen. |
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Nov 15, 2018 17:26:40 GMT -5
Eh I enjoyed it. And that one chick in the audience was really into Big Cass - he probably slipped her his "Big C" after the show. So just because she was cheering that means they slept afterwards? I think the lower case c remained in his pants. |
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Post by Thunderbolt on Nov 15, 2018 18:27:24 GMT -5
Eh I enjoyed it. And that one chick in the audience was really into Big Cass - he probably slipped her his "Big C" after the show. So just because she was cheering that means they slept afterwards? I think the lower case c remained in his pants. That was yo momma cheering for Cass, wasn't it? Big Cass and his groupie did not sleep together.... THEY WERE UPPP ALLLLL NIIIGHT |
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Post by Citizen Snips Has Left on Nov 15, 2018 18:57:43 GMT -5
Instead of baby oil he uses chocolate when he walks out of the ring. Because he’s fat. I saw that picture of him in another thread and thought "Dude...you put on baby oil when you're in good shape. Not when you're...you're that shape." |
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