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Post by Cvslfc123 on Nov 29, 2018 7:59:41 GMT -5
Literally everything my girlfriend sulks about.
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Post by bibboid on Nov 29, 2018 10:18:58 GMT -5
My wife bought me English muffins for my breakfast but she got the unsliced ones. I actually have to get out a knife and slice it myself before it will fit in the toaster.
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
Posts: 39,287
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Post by Push R Truth on Nov 29, 2018 13:51:41 GMT -5
My wife bought me English muffins for my breakfast but she got the unsliced ones. I actually have to get out a knife and slice it myself before it will fit in the toaster. That's legal grounds for divorce in 17 states |
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Eunös ✈
Dalek
Duck Feet Expert
Tolerated, just not practically liked.
Posts: 59,191
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Post by Eunös ✈ on Nov 29, 2018 15:55:56 GMT -5
If shouting abuse at Traffic Lights was considered an arrest able crime, I would be serving life in Prison right now.
Those mother f***ers always seem to turn Red just as I get to them or If I'm in a string of cars they go Red when it's my turn to go through.
It's a good thing they don't have feelings cause I would definitely have hurt many by now.
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Nov 29, 2018 18:40:46 GMT -5
My wife bought me English muffins for my breakfast but she got the unsliced ones. I actually have to get out a knife and slice it myself before it will fit in the toaster. I don't order butter to go along with my bagel at Starbucks because I don't want to open the packet. |
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H-Virus
Hank Scorpio
A Real Contagious Experience
Posts: 5,962
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Post by H-Virus on Nov 29, 2018 19:53:26 GMT -5
These stupid 5 second ads on Youtube! By the time I'm able to skip them, they're already over!
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