anglarite
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Post by anglarite on Dec 18, 2018 16:46:37 GMT -5
I know it's a crazy idea, but hear me out.
Let's vacate the Universal title and use it to actually elevate someone and then regularly defend it or something.
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beefy
Trap-Jaw
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Post by beefy on Dec 18, 2018 16:55:52 GMT -5
No pyro, ever.
Instead, all pyro is replaced by sprinklers.
“It’s getting WET, right here on RAW!”
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Bang Bang Bart
Ozymandius
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Dec 18, 2018 17:10:41 GMT -5
No pyro, ever. Instead, all pyro is replaced by sprinklers. “It’s getting WET, right here on RAW!” Also, the entrance ramp now consists of a Slip 'n Slide that wrestlers have to use in order to get to the ring, which is now surrounded by a huge swimming pool.
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fw91
Patti Mayonnaise
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Tribe has spoken for 2024 Mets
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Post by fw91 on Dec 18, 2018 17:11:08 GMT -5
Bring back titantrons
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Post by Deleted on Dec 18, 2018 17:21:23 GMT -5
Any fan who brings a belt to a show must go 10 minutes with Brock Lesnar.
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beefy
Trap-Jaw
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Post by beefy on Dec 18, 2018 17:22:12 GMT -5
No pyro, ever. Instead, all pyro is replaced by sprinklers. “It’s getting WET, right here on RAW!” Also, the entrance ramp now consists of a Slip 'n Slide that wrestlers have to use in order to get to the ring, which is now surrounded by a huge swimming pool. Get ready for the longest Titus WorldSlide ever.
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wildojinx
Wade Wilson
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Post by wildojinx on Dec 18, 2018 17:22:14 GMT -5
Pinfalls count in Royal Rumbles now.
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Bang Bang Bart
Ozymandius
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Dec 18, 2018 17:23:41 GMT -5
Any fan who brings a belt to a show must go 10 minutes with Brock Lesnar. As The Authority, I now decree that all Brock Lesnar matches are to be contested under "If Brock Lesnar Touches His Opponent, He Automatically Loses" rules.
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Post by Gremlin on Dec 18, 2018 17:35:54 GMT -5
Bring back King of the Ring as a chess tournament. Injured roster and legends stand in as the pieces. The King of the Ring faces Magnus Carlsen at Wrestlemania.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 18, 2018 17:40:57 GMT -5
Any fan who brings a belt to a show must go 10 minutes with Brock Lesnar. As The Authority, I now decree that all Brock Lesnar matches are to be contested under "If Brock Lesnar Touches His Opponent, He Automatically Loses" rules. Report: Title belt sales go up 1275%.
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Post by Ecks Ecks Ringout Ecks Ecks on Dec 18, 2018 17:51:18 GMT -5
Also, the entrance ramp now consists of a Slip 'n Slide that wrestlers have to use in order to get to the ring, which is now surrounded by a huge swimming pool. Curtis Axel continues to insist it isn't one, no matter how much we want it to be.
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Post by Clint Bobski on Dec 18, 2018 19:12:09 GMT -5
Bringing back Rob Bartlett on commentary. That'll put butts on seats.
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Dec 18, 2018 19:49:18 GMT -5
New General Manager? You guessed it Frank Stallone.
Evening gown matches are back but only with Pat Patterson and Gerald Brisco.
Dolph Ziggler will receive a Jim Ross style humiliation on a weekly basis.
Dean Ambrose’s new catchphrase will be “Dyn-o-mite”.
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Spider2024
Patti Mayonnaise
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I believe in Joe Hendry.
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Post by Spider2024 on Dec 18, 2018 19:50:05 GMT -5
More rubber stamp matches!
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Nikki Heyman
Fry's dog Seymour
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Post by Nikki Heyman on Dec 18, 2018 19:50:31 GMT -5
Can we get the fish tank to replace Michael Cole? Or does Dean have that anymore?
And I'll second the removing of recaps of recaps of recaps.
The Universal title will return to TV when Roman does. If he still can't go, he gets to personally hand it to Finn Balor.
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beefy
Trap-Jaw
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Post by beefy on Dec 19, 2018 1:50:20 GMT -5
Two words:
More Doinks.
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FHgrad99
Vegeta
Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
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Post by FHgrad99 on Dec 19, 2018 14:08:17 GMT -5
The announce table has an ejector seat under each person's seat. The ejector button gets pushed when somebody says something totally stupid.
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schizo
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Post by schizo on Dec 19, 2018 14:26:44 GMT -5
The company is still called WWE, but it really does stand for Walk With Elias now
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schma
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Post by schma on Dec 19, 2018 14:28:27 GMT -5
The announce table has an ejector seat under each person's seat. The ejector button gets pushed when somebody says something totally stupid. No commentators for 98% of the show? Interesting.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 19, 2018 14:29:25 GMT -5
I have to join the kiss my ass club, with Carmella playing Vince's part.
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