bibboid
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Post by bibboid on Jan 14, 2019 2:09:10 GMT -5
"I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country." - Julius Caesar
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Post by The 1Watcher Experience on Jan 14, 2019 2:48:35 GMT -5
“It's not even the female rappers that are catty - it's the fans. They just want that beef.” - Margaret Thatcher
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Jan 14, 2019 3:42:00 GMT -5
“I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.” - Napoleon Bonaparte
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Post by The 1Watcher Experience on Jan 14, 2019 4:07:40 GMT -5
“I'm about this shmoney.” - Queen Victoria
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Post by Deleted on Jan 14, 2019 11:20:01 GMT -5
"Frankly my dear, I am unconcerned with your fiddle faddle and what not."
"The only thing we have to fear is IMUS IN THE MOOOOOOOORNING!!!!!"
"Don't shoot until you see the whites!"
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on Jan 14, 2019 11:27:35 GMT -5
"The definition of insanity is doing the exact same thing over and over again and expecting a different result" Micheal Bay.
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
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Post by Push R Truth on Jan 14, 2019 11:35:42 GMT -5
One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck in his ass. True story. He bought it at our local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrassing for my relatives and all. But the next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with another trip to the emergency room. So I run into him a week later at the mall and he was buying another cat! And I said to him, "Jesus, Walt, what are you doing? You know you're just gonna get this cat stuck in your ass, too. Why don't you knock it off?" And he said to me, "John, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?" My cousin was a weird guy. ~ John Hancock
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Post by The 1Watcher Experience on Jan 14, 2019 14:37:31 GMT -5
“When I was 19, 20, 21, I wasn't extremely thick.” - Agatha Christie
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Post by Hurbster on Jan 14, 2019 16:10:19 GMT -5
"Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee" - Winston Churchill
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Post by The 1Watcher Experience on Jan 14, 2019 16:14:30 GMT -5
“Vaginas can, and sometimes do, fall out with age. It's called pelvic prolapse, and basically the vagina turns inside out and hangs between your legs. Luckily, it is totally fixable.” - Catherine the Great
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fw91
Patti Mayonnaise
FAN Idol All-Star: FAN Idol Season X and *Gavel* 2x Judges' Throwdown winner
Tribe has spoken for 2024 Mets
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Post by fw91 on Jan 14, 2019 19:17:15 GMT -5
“The Future a’int what it used to be.” -Yogi Berra
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Post by arrogantmodel on Jan 14, 2019 19:19:48 GMT -5
"I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one." -King Henry VIII
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Post by The 1Watcher Experience on Jan 14, 2019 20:28:17 GMT -5
“It is not a prison until you try the door.” - Wesley Snipes
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Jan 14, 2019 23:35:09 GMT -5
“Wrong, sir! Wrong! Under section 37B of the contract signed by him, it states quite clearly that all offers shall become null and void if - and you can read it for yourself in this photostatic copy - "I, the undersigned, shall forfeit all rights, privileges, and licenses herein and herein contained," et cetera, et cetera... "Fax mentis, incendium gloria cultum," et cetera, et cetera... Memo bis punitor delicatum! It's all there! Black and white, clear as crystal! You stole Fizzy-Lifting Drinks! You bumped into the ceiling, which now has to be washed and sterilized, so you get... NOTHING!!! You lose! GOOD DAY, SIR!” - Winston Churchill message to Hitler upon reading the peace treaty that Neville Chamberlain brought back from negotiations with Adolf Hitler
I was gonna replace the fizzy lifting drink part, but I thought it would be funny to just leave it in.
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bibboid
Dennis Stamp
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Post by bibboid on Jan 14, 2019 23:45:54 GMT -5
“Klaatu barada nicto.” - Henry Stanley upon encountering Dr David Livingston
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Post by The 1Watcher Experience on Jan 15, 2019 0:15:38 GMT -5
“Sleep is my drug, my bed is my dealer and my alarm clock is the police.” - Thomas Edison
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The Unconquered Sun
King Koopa
He has no pants! What a heathen!
Lord of Storms and Kittens!
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Jan 18, 2019 22:13:35 GMT -5
"My God, cover yourself. I didn't live a thousand years and travel a quadrillion miles to look at another man's gizmo." Richard Nixon
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