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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Feb 9, 2019 22:41:20 GMT -5
Oh my f***ing god, it’s longer than Flair’s and Hogan’s. I love how somebody edited and said that Brimsonte was a wrestler, actor, and mark. Don't forget, Earthquake "formally requested Brimstone be his partner in The Natural Disasters in 2001 for an event in Florida." So, Brimstone considers himself an unofficial member of the Natural Disasters? Virgil looks like a success next to Brimstone.
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Feb 9, 2019 23:35:12 GMT -5
Don't forget, Earthquake "formally requested Brimstone be his partner in The Natural Disasters in 2001 for an event in Florida." So, Brimstone considers himself an unofficial member of the Natural Disasters? Virgil looks like a success next to Brimstone. Can't be a lonely wrestling superstar at a convention meme if you never even get on the convention circuit.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 10, 2019 5:47:01 GMT -5
From his IMDB:
I feel like we need a separate thread in which we come up with a whole bunch of random “Brimstone branded” products.
Like... who WOULDN’T want to buy a box of rubbers with this guy’s face on the front.
Edit- Got out of bed and used Brimstone-branded contact solution and then made some Brimstone-branded toaster waffles.
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Feb 10, 2019 8:10:52 GMT -5
I'm genuinely concerned about what he is featured in the best-selling Bra Book for. And my god, he does have a mobile game! The guy's a regular Krusty the Clown, slapping his name on any old tat, albeit without the fame to justify any of it.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 10, 2019 9:14:56 GMT -5
I'm genuinely concerned about what he is featured in the best-selling Bra Book for. And my god, he does have a mobile game! The guy's a regular Krusty the Clown, slapping his name on any old tat, albeit without the fame to justify any of it.What are you talking about? Based on what I've read, he's a megastar in so many different entertainment avenues. Impact probably can't even afford him! Speaking of Impact... 6 or 7 years ago, I randomly found some indy on one of my local television stations. I never saw it on there again (I kinda was searching for it, not gonna lie). It was literally called... "Impact Zone Wrestling" but of course had nothing to do with TNA Impact. I swear they had a website with bios and everything but sadly I think it for all intents and purposes doesn't exist anymore. I found a page of it that actually does load, but tried to click the home, roster, and shop buttons, and the pages are blank. Facebook and Twitter accounts have been deleted too. Their Youtube channel hasn't uploaded a wrestling video in over a year. But there are some pawn shop commercials. One of the guys I remember was another dark and disturbed character that could be used for the Impact Underfaker Battle Royal- DAMIEN MORTE
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Feb 10, 2019 15:57:15 GMT -5
From his IMDB: I feel like we need a separate thread in which we come up with a whole bunch of random “Brimstone branded” products. Like... who WOULDN’T want to buy a box of rubbers with this guy’s face on the front. Edit- Got out of bed and used Brimstone-branded contact solution and then made some Brimstone-branded toaster waffles. From what I have heard through my sources. He did open a comic store at one point. Not a terrible idea... comic fans like collectible stuff among their books and such. The problem was he stocked it with nothing but Brimstone merchandise.
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Post by Push R Truth on Feb 10, 2019 17:18:15 GMT -5
From his IMDB: I feel like we need a separate thread in which we come up with a whole bunch of random “Brimstone branded” products. Like... who WOULDN’T want to buy a box of rubbers with this guy’s face on the front. Edit- Got out of bed and used Brimstone-branded contact solution and then made some Brimstone-branded toaster waffles. From what I have heard through my sources. He did open a comic store at one point. Not a terrible idea... comic fans like collectible stuff among their books and such. The problem was he stocked it with nothing but Brimstone merchandise. I'm sitting here laughing my ass off because I can't tell if it's a joke or not. Oh what the hell I'm choosing to believe it.
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Feb 10, 2019 20:50:31 GMT -5
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Feb 10, 2019 21:43:43 GMT -5
Clearly bought because it was Brimstone and not... we needed a cheap bookbag that looks comic booky.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 10, 2019 21:50:59 GMT -5
That one Walmart review tho
“Exploding” lol.
These last two lines of that short review are somehow both more and less hyperbolic than his entire wikipedia page.
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Feb 10, 2019 21:59:52 GMT -5
That one Walmart review tho “Exploding” lol. These last two lines of that short review are somehow both more and less hyperbolic than his entire wikipedia page. Almost guarantee that was written by Brimstone himself OR the people he paid to edit his Wikipedia page.
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Feb 10, 2019 23:00:10 GMT -5
I’m just a talentless jackoff fan. I’ll never create anything creative or start something from the ground up. I shouldn’t be making fun of Brimstone but I can’t stop laughing.
With Inoki and Hogan and Mascaras, yes they’re egomaniacs but they were stars. Brimstone has a comparable ego for not doing anything really, and the f***er has his own app and game something I’ll never have but still.
Does Brimstone see a profit out from all of this? Are there really Brimstone fans?
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Feb 10, 2019 23:43:53 GMT -5
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Post by No One on Feb 11, 2019 0:16:16 GMT -5
As someone who never heard of Brimstone till this thread... holy f***, this is gold. You must not be much of a wrestling fan if you don't remember the "Dysfunctional Family" era of Critical Mass.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 11, 2019 6:02:15 GMT -5
Yes, now that we know that Impact probably cant afford comics/culinary/acting legend Brimstone, let’s start finding more people they can afford.
How about Adam Rose? Last I saw he was trying to sell a f*** ton of tights, vests, and pimp robes on Ebay and wrestling in high school gyms in weird patterned sweatpants. He could probably use the money.
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Post by EvenBaldobombHasAJob on Feb 11, 2019 12:06:54 GMT -5
For a second I read this as "who can afford TNA"?
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Post by Deleted on Feb 11, 2019 21:31:40 GMT -5
I wonder what Jacob "Tall Slam Master J" Novak is up to. Ah hell let's just bring in regular Slam Master J too.
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