What's With the Random Mcintyre Alliances

[romanstylesiii]

I don't understand any part of this feud. Why is he feuding with Brawn? Why is he paired with Bobby and Corbin? Why was he paired with Ziggler?

Can someone draw the connections for me? This all seems very random.

[Chiral]

Drew's a lonely fella and he likes hanging out with muscular bros who can jerk off with him after a workout at the gym.

[Deleted]

I dunno if it was because they had good chemistry as partners or Dolph's so lame he can make anyone standing next to him seem cool, but Dolph should get more credit for Drew looking as good as he did in the fall.

[EoE: Well There's Your Problem]

Dude’s been officially allied with the following people over the course of his WWE career...

Dave Taylor
Cody Rhodes
Heath Slater
Jinder Mahal
Hornswoggle
Dolph Ziggler
Braun Strowman
Baron Corbin
Bobby Lashley

Old mate really needs to figure out the whole friendship thing.

[Deleted]

A bot is writing WWE TV shows now.

........ok maybe not, the bot would be writing far more nonsensical & fascinating crap.

[Pushed to the Moon]

Feb 17, 2019 23:02:17 GMT -5 Chiral said:

Drew's a lonely fella and he likes hanging out with muscular bros who can jerk off with him after a workout at the gym.

Picturing Michael Cole saying this as one of his pre-written character development lines like "I was talking to Drew earlier and...." has cracked me up.

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"I DONT NEED YEW ZIGGLER, AIM GONNA SHOOT RIGHT TEW THE TOP ALL ON MAI OWN, NOW EEF YEOULL EXCUSE MEH, AM GONNA GO JOIN CORBIN AN LASHLEY AN DO SOME RANDOM BULLSHIE!"

[Chiral]

Feb 18, 2019 9:10:25 GMT -5 Pushed to the Moon said:

Feb 17, 2019 23:02:17 GMT -5 Chiral said:

Drew's a lonely fella and he likes hanging out with muscular bros who can jerk off with him after a workout at the gym.

Picturing Michael Cole saying this as one of his pre-written character development lines like "I was talking to Drew earlier and...." has cracked me up.

"Drew likes to, well, jack off with his buddies!"

[Deleted]

Feb 18, 2019 9:10:25 GMT -5 Pushed to the Moon said:

Feb 17, 2019 23:02:17 GMT -5 Chiral said:

Drew's a lonely fella and he likes hanging out with muscular bros who can jerk off with him after a workout at the gym.

Picturing Michael Cole saying this as one of his pre-written character development lines like "I was talking to Drew earlier and...." has cracked me up.

"I was talking to Drew McIntyre earlier today and he said ''Listen, I'm beating off right now so come back later.''"

[Pushed to the Moon]

Feb 18, 2019 9:21:46 GMT -5 Chiral said:

Feb 18, 2019 9:10:25 GMT -5 Pushed to the Moon said:

Picturing Michael Cole saying this as one of his pre-written character development lines like "I was talking to Drew earlier and...." has cracked me up.

"Drew likes to, well, jack off with his buddies!"

Lucha House Party vs Drew's J/O Party is the next big feud. And my next big tumblr fan fic.

[BorneAgain]

As it turns out, Drew's biggest broken dream of all... was friendship.

[Jake, The Jake, Jake]

He’s a midcard heel. Statistically, all of them are friends.

[metylerca]

Feb 17, 2019 23:10:54 GMT -5 EoE: Well There's Your Problem said:

Dude’s been officially allied with the following people over the course of his WWE career...

Dave Taylor
Cody Rhodes
Heath Slater
Jinder Mahal
Hornswoggle
Dolph Ziggler
Braun Strowman
Baron Corbin
Bobby Lashley

Old mate really needs to figure out the whole friendship thing.

He's the Chuck Knoblauch of WWE history.

[sportatorium]

They know eventually they want to do something with him. They just can’t get to it for whatever reason. Putting him with Ziggler & now the new job squad allows him to have visible feuds, but keeps guys around him to show their asses and take pins.

[thecrusherwi]

Feb 18, 2019 8:44:48 GMT -5 @knapp said:

A bot is writing WWE TV shows now.

........ok maybe not, the bot would be writing far more nonsensical & fascinating crap.

Their booking the last several years reminds me of the way the computer would book the opposing brand in GM Mode on the old Smackdown vs Raw games - nothing makes any sense. They’re just filling slots on the card.

[sunnytaker]

maybe they'll finally start a feud with him and Braun after teasing it during the dolph split then ignoring it completely. has drew even had any long feud with anyone yet>? everyone he gets involved with seesm like they have a couple fo matches with no real conclusion and then he's feuding with someone else

[4real]

Drew should have been separated from Corbin as soon as Corbin lost his GM position. Heck he shouldn’t have been aligned with him in the first place. I think at this point the only reason he is still with him is to get booed since at least Corbin gets that.

[Venti]

He misses his 3 man band..

[government mule]

Can this be the name of the stable - 'Random McIntyre Alliance'?