Ultimo Gallos
Grimlock
Dreams SUCK!Nightmares live FOREVER!
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Post by Ultimo Gallos on Mar 8, 2019 11:28:36 GMT -5
Was almost 10 years ago. XOW show in the factory furniture store parking lot.
Main Event is
Faces -Mr 500 Barry Wolf/Faroh of Phunk vs Jesse Dalton/Ron Fatt Hardy Horn.
Dalton is in the ring with Faroh. Some kid from row is heckling Ron.
FATT HARDY CLAP CLAP CLAP
Ron turns around and yells "That ain't what your momma was saying earlier at the Super 8 motel!"
Then this very large lady,who had 4 teeth,jumps up and yells "I'm his mammy!"
Ron looks at her looks at the handful of us right by the ring then says "Damn I gotta stop drinking so much!"
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tms
Don Corleone
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Post by tms on Mar 9, 2019 9:12:55 GMT -5
Taz: "If I suck it's because your mother taught me" Kurt Angle did almost that exact same one, once. "YOU SUCK D***! YOU SUCK D***!" Kurt : "Your mother taught me how!" So he admitted he does. Smh
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Post by Deleted on Mar 9, 2019 11:08:02 GMT -5
There was that time CM Punk (who was a face at the time) starting ripping on a fan that had apparently been booing him: youtu.be/RoMpoMSTSgMJeez, was that guy a plant?! if not I wonder what the hell he said to punk to get THAT reaction. He offered an opinion that CM Punk didn’t agree with
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Post by Ecks Ecks Ringout Ecks Ecks on Mar 9, 2019 17:41:02 GMT -5
A case of humoring the heckler rather than telling him off, at a WWF house show in Massachusetts in 2001:
During a Dudley Boyz match, a very drunk and very loud fan in the third row is screaming for "funny" moves like the airplane spin. For whatever reason, Bubba decides to make a move sequence out of three of his suggestions, getting a big pop from the crowd.
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MWC
Don Corleone
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Post by MWC on Mar 9, 2019 18:13:52 GMT -5
ROH The Epic Encounter II in St. Paul. Crowd started getting on Danielson early in his 2/3 falls match against Nigel for utilizing a headlock. Bryan outed the section of fans that had the biggest issue...grabbed Nigel in a headlock and dragged him to that side of the ring and then proceeded to tell them that "I'm not leaving this headlock for 60 minutes."
Every headlock from there on after garnered a pop from the crowd.
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Woo
Hank Scorpio
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Post by Woo on Mar 9, 2019 22:26:31 GMT -5
Some wanker at a Shimmer show said that Nicole Matthews had a nice arse as she was walking to the back and she replied "Inappropriate!" True and hilarious.
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Post by XaviersSS2015hair on Mar 10, 2019 0:33:51 GMT -5
During a Brian Danielson match in ROH against I believe Roderick Strong in 2005, Danielson slightly botches a move, crowd replies, you f***ed up, Danielson recovers and replies back, I NEVER f*** UP!!! A true LOL moment.
I flipped off Gunner at a TNA house show in 2012. He flipped me off back. It was amazing. I met Gunner the following year and he was a super nice guy. I almost regretted flipping him off but man did I hate him and the push he was getting in 2011-2012.
Some no name indy guy knocked a full beer out of my buddies hand at the legendary (for all the wrong reasons) 2007 Wrestle Fan Fest at the Cow Palace. My buddy had just spent $10 on the beer so he was obviously livid. Just because a fan boo's you you should NEVER touch them and vice versa.
I was sitting front row at a WWE house show in 2012 and a guy yelled to Punk, GIVE HIM THE PEPSI PLUNGE!!! This got a good laugh from Punk who looked at the fan and repeated the line.
At the ROH Anniversary show in 2015 myself and 2 buddies were sitting front row. My buddies had way too much to drink and for some stupid reason decided to relentlessly heckle Jay Diesel who was Jay Lethal's bodyguard at the time during Lethal VS Del Rio. Finally Diesel responds back to them, "you have 2 of the best in the world in the ring right now and you're worried about me?!" I thought it was great and they got a kick out of being acknowledged.
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Post by sfvega on Mar 10, 2019 3:55:17 GMT -5
There was a show with indy wrestler Christian Rose where a kid (he was like 6/8 years old) sing-songed "You're we-aring pa-nties" at him and he respoded, "Your mom sure seems to like them." The mom blushed, the audience laughed, and that kid learned a very valuable lesson about audience members not having immunity.
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Post by Jaws the Shark on Mar 10, 2019 5:39:04 GMT -5
David Starr in CZW would respond to hecklers all of the time and in the most lame ways possible. What made it worse was that he was the face so it just make him really unlikable. Still hold it against him to this day. I came in here to mention David Starr, but I want to go in to bat for him here. If you’re referring to what I think, I understand that it was a small group of fans who would throw change and make antisemitic comments rather than him responding to hecklers off hand.
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Post by honsou on Mar 10, 2019 6:37:25 GMT -5
At least at the shows I went to it had nothing to do with antisemitism in regards to Starr. They just said something to the effect of "you're not going to be a star" and he would go on and on about all of his international bookings.
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Mar 10, 2019 7:53:20 GMT -5
Fans: "YOU CAN'T WRESTLE!" *clap-clap-clap*
Big Show: "I DON'T HAVE TO!"
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Post by Citizen Snips on Mar 10, 2019 8:08:44 GMT -5
One of my all-time favorite live show moments was at the ECW Arena, giving Tracy Smothers the "flick-off" taunt and he gave it right back to me, along with the "up yours" arm signal. Simple but classic.
That I've seen, on the ill-fated Hammerstein WWEECW show, a fan is just screaming insults at Batista...until Big Dave turns and takes a step towards the guardrail, at which point the fan instantly shuts up.
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Post by brown bricks on Mar 10, 2019 10:37:46 GMT -5
He wasn't really heckled, but I watched Jeff Hardy mock CM Punk and call a guy a "f*g* because he had on a CM Punk shirt. I haven't given a flat f*** about Hardy since.
When I was a kid I went to a WCW house show. I yelled at Steve Austin and called him a "dirty cheater" (harsh, I know). He yelled back at me and told me to sit down and shut my mouth. It scared the piss out of me when I was a kid, but now I'm pretty proud of the fact that Steve Austin has yelled at me.
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Mar 17, 2019 12:14:02 GMT -5
He wasn't really heckled, but I watched Jeff Hardy mock CM Punk and call a guy a "f*g* because he had on a CM Punk shirt. I haven't given a flat f*** about Hardy since. When I was a kid I went to a WCW house show. I yelled at Steve Austin and called him a "dirty cheater" (harsh, I know). He yelled back at me and told me to sit down and shut my mouth. It scared the piss out of me when I was a kid, but now I'm pretty proud of the fact that Steve Austin has yelled at me. Yeah, Hardy really went off the rails for a while there. I still think that a big part of why Hardy went to TNA the second time was because he knew he was such a mess and that if he got caught he would be banned for life from WWE. WWE was really pushing the three strikes and you’re out for good thing at the time as it wasn’t that far removed from Benoit and the company was being more careful to avoid further scrutiny. Of course if Hardy had been caught with drugs WWE proboably would have made an adjustment for Hardy rather than ban him as they similarly adjusted for Orton. But Hardy wouldn’t have known that.
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Mar 17, 2019 13:20:20 GMT -5
Some fan was shitting on Bob Holly for the new midnight express, Bob turned around and apologized to the fan.
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Post by Natural Born Farmer on Mar 18, 2019 7:53:00 GMT -5
At the first PWR show in January 2018, Lance Hoyt had his opponent in the corner in front of my section. Someone in the crowd yelled “you lost at Wrestle Kingdom!” Hoyt responded with “but I kicked his ass!” before landing some solid chops. Wasn’t a fantastic clap back, but I liked that he kept it in character.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 18, 2019 8:12:30 GMT -5
Kurt Angle did almost that exact same one, once. "YOU SUCK D***! YOU SUCK D***!" Kurt : "Your mother taught me how!" So he admitted he does. Smh That segment never fails to crack me up. Nobody can touch comedy Angle.
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Derk!
Hank Scorpio
Yeah, "looks like."
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Post by Derk! on Mar 18, 2019 8:17:10 GMT -5
In ACW, YEARS before the Penis-plex made him famous, some fan (seriously one of the most annoying hecklers I've ever seen) asked Joey Ryan where he got his shirt at, he said "Your mom gave it to me". Not very creative, but I thought it was funny.
At another ACW show during the same time period, there was an 8 or 10 man tag. Don't remember the talents except for 2. One was Steve DeMarco and the other was a very jacked body-builder looking guy, named Mr. Destiny. During the match, there was a "JUICE! JUICE! JUICE!" chant. DeMarco immediately replied "Man, you guys are real funny". Don't remember of the match aside from that, but it was also amusing DeMarco was on the ring apron for the whole match and won it for his team when he was tagged in and did a superkick.
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Post by abjordans on Mar 19, 2019 20:04:35 GMT -5
I am seen a lot over the years, but I can’t even take credit for the best one I ever saw.
A couple weeks ago, Rob Naylor posted a video of a show he was at with Scott Steiner in action. A fan yelled out “LET’S SEE A FRANKENSTEINER!” and Big Poppa Pump immediately shot back “LET’S SEE YOU DO ONE, YOU FAT F***!”. Just amazing.
We are lucky to have The Big Bad Booty Daddy.
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