Bub (BLM)
Patti Mayonnaise
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Post by Bub (BLM) on Mar 11, 2019 11:23:47 GMT -5
At least Corbin has story payoffs. Elias never has any storyline. Yeah and he never wins anything of importance. He should've been the one to win the IC title from Seth, not Dolph. I don't even think of him as a wrestler anymore, TBH. He's a heckler who can take bumps.
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Post by xxshoyuweeniexx on Mar 11, 2019 11:39:01 GMT -5
They need to rejig his gimmick so he serves as a Greek chorus, appearing to sing a recap of the show so far, and explain some character motivations that perhaps weren't clear to the audience. He should also lead the show into commercial breaks by singing. Elias: I’m gonna sing for your mouthbreathers..but first: “After these messages, we’ll be riiiight back!”
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Post by Susan "Poison" Candy on Mar 11, 2019 11:57:10 GMT -5
Too much Elias leads to too much of pointless Lacey Evans
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Post by YAKMAN is ICHIBAN on Mar 11, 2019 12:57:14 GMT -5
Too much Elias leads to too much of pointless Lacey Evans It is like some sort of If You Give A Mouse A Cookie, but irritating.
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Post by Ishmeal Loves Kaseyhausen on Mar 11, 2019 13:20:41 GMT -5
I wouldn't mind something like this at Mania. During hours 2, 4, and 6 Elias performs and summarizes the previous 2 hours' action. It culminates in Jeff Jarrett and Honky Tonk Man bashing him with guitars.
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Post by Pgarodactyl on Mar 11, 2019 13:30:45 GMT -5
I wouldn't mind something like this at Mania. During hours 2, 4, and 6 Elias performs and summarizes the previous 2 hours' action. It culminates in Jeff Jarrett and Honky Tonk Man bashing him with guitars. Or they could just put Randy Newman on commentary so he can sing the whole show.
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fw91
Patti Mayonnaise
FAN Idol All-Star: FAN Idol Season X and *Gavel* 2x Judges' Throwdown winner
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Post by fw91 on Mar 11, 2019 16:30:17 GMT -5
Blasphemy. Elias is the songbird this generation needs
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Post by Deleted on Mar 11, 2019 16:35:53 GMT -5
I wouldn't mind something like this at Mania. During hours 2, 4, and 6 Elias performs and summarizes the previous 2 hours' action. It culminates in Jeff Jarrett and Honky Tonk Man bashing him with guitars. Now I want to see the guitar version of a Conchairto.
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Post by Ishmeal Loves Kaseyhausen on Mar 11, 2019 18:42:35 GMT -5
I wouldn't mind something like this at Mania. During hours 2, 4, and 6 Elias performs and summarizes the previous 2 hours' action. It culminates in Jeff Jarrett and Honky Tonk Man bashing him with guitars. Now I want to see the guitar version of a Conchairto. Just add Elias.
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Post by Rudy Gobert Fadeaway on Mar 11, 2019 18:42:49 GMT -5
Elias isn't bad himself, but in the context of a 3 hour show he's absolutely awful. Just dreadfully boring and an instant queue to just wait and go do something else.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 11, 2019 18:51:50 GMT -5
I enjoyed him recapping the night's events, but three times was a bit much.
The RKO was fun, though. Still works after all these years.
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Lt. Palumbo
Hank Scorpio
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Post by Lt. Palumbo on Mar 11, 2019 20:45:25 GMT -5
Honestly, I really dug Greek chorus Elias
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mrbananagrabber
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Post by mrbananagrabber on Mar 11, 2019 21:11:11 GMT -5
The constant “your football team sucks” insults got old really fast, especially speaking as someone from the UK who has no f***ing clue what any of them meant.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 11, 2019 21:15:31 GMT -5
In my day, the guitar was for hitting people in the head. It wasn't for coming out and trolling live crowds for the hell of it. Wtf are his motives? Does he go home at the end of the night and go "hurhurhur I told them to shut their mouths and then called them ugly...time to celebrate."
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