El Pollo Guerrera
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His name has chicken in it, and he is good at makin' .gifs, so that's cool.
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Post by El Pollo Guerrera on Apr 11, 2019 16:53:47 GMT -5
I like that nZo's rap lyrics are in the background of the shirt... BLAH BLAH BLAH BOOM BLAH BLAH!
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Post by Deleted on Apr 11, 2019 17:00:07 GMT -5
Holy shit, that shirt is terrible. It's good for the world that these are limited edition, we don't want too many people walking around in these.
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Post by 2coldMack is even more baffled on Apr 11, 2019 17:04:20 GMT -5
Oh, boy, so the new slogan is "#offscript"? How edgy, and ROH has officially completed the metamorphosis into TNA circa 2008.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 11, 2019 17:05:47 GMT -5
There is literally not one part of this that's any good.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 11, 2019 17:06:30 GMT -5
The sad thing about the CazXL name is it's way better than some of the others he tried using, like The Big C...
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Allie Kitsune
Crow T. Robot
Always Feelin' Foxy.
Celestial Princess in Exile.
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Apr 11, 2019 17:09:25 GMT -5
I wasn't against them getting another chance, but MLW seems like the more appropriate venue than RoH.
At least MLW's whole thing is "Mishmash of whatever random dudes we can scrounge up for a taping cycle", so they wouldn't feel too out of place there.
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Post by octopus on Apr 11, 2019 17:10:11 GMT -5
Amazed Court Bauer wasn't over this, not even HE would book them. He loves his bad boys.
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Apr 11, 2019 17:12:26 GMT -5
Oh, boy, so the new slogan is "#offscript"? How edgy, and ROH has officially completed the metamorphosis into TNA circa 2008. Yeah I was sitting here looking at that and pondering what it's supposed to mean in the grand scheme of it all. Like, their gimmick is that they're out there not following the script? We're supposed to believe Enzo is some sorta shoot fighter beating up wrestlers? Or is he bragging their words aren't scripted? Because the rest of the business isn't as micromanaged as WWE, they're not unique for saying words that weren't written for them.
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Post by Pgarodactyl on Apr 11, 2019 17:19:26 GMT -5
The sad thing about the CazXL name is it's way better than some of the others he tried using, like The Big C... Is it though? Is it?
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MiLB Fan
Fry's dog Seymour
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Post by MiLB Fan on Apr 11, 2019 17:28:42 GMT -5
How do both of their names manage to sound like boner pills you’d see being shilled at 4am on Comedy Central? “Make YOUR consensual penis longer and harder with nZo and CazXL!”
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Post by 2coldMack is even more baffled on Apr 11, 2019 17:33:45 GMT -5
How do both of their names manage to sound like boner pills you’d see being shilled at 4am on Comedy Central? “Make YOUR consensual penis longer and harder with nZo and CazXL!” I've been trying to make a "Because they're both giant dicks" joke more clever than that for the past hour, but I guess here we are.
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Post by One-Armed Drummer of Defrebel on Apr 11, 2019 17:52:34 GMT -5
Oh, boy, so the new slogan is "#offscript"? How edgy, and ROH has officially completed the metamorphosis into TNA circa 2008. I say this as a TNA fan back in the day that hated the direction they were going in at the time ROH right now *wishes* it could be TNA at that point.
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Post by honsou on Apr 11, 2019 18:12:32 GMT -5
You would think ROH working with NJPW, would prevent them from doing stuff like this but...yeah now we get these guys
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Post by RedSmile on Apr 11, 2019 18:50:45 GMT -5
Big Ass and Little Ass
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Dub H
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Captain Pixel: the Game Master
I ❤ Aniki
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Post by Dub H on Apr 11, 2019 18:54:09 GMT -5
couldnt he be..i dont know Giganto Cazz?
Their act is still good at least.
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Post by One-Armed Drummer of Defrebel on Apr 11, 2019 19:59:38 GMT -5
That shirt is incredible. It looks like a fake shirt Facebook would try to sell you that's like
I WOULD kill your MUSCLES MARINARA for a MEATBALL right now
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Post by Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃 on Apr 11, 2019 20:42:35 GMT -5
He’ll always be Big Ass to me
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Welfare Willis
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Post by Welfare Willis on Apr 12, 2019 1:02:05 GMT -5
What's amazing is Big Ass refers to both CasXL and nZo.
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Apr 12, 2019 1:25:36 GMT -5
Oh, boy, so the new slogan is "#offscript"? How edgy, and ROH has officially completed the metamorphosis into TNA circa 2008. I say this as a TNA fan back in the day that hated the direction they were going in at the time ROH right now *wishes* it could be TNA at that point. The difference between TNA 2008 and ROH 2019 is that in spite of all of TNA 2008's defincies, it was trending upward and was featuring its best roster to date, with both past and future legitimate stars. ROH 2019 is trending downwards when not being tied to the New Japan rocket, having lost a big amount of star power in a short amount of time.
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Post by "Evil Brood" Jackson Vanik on Apr 12, 2019 6:14:08 GMT -5
That shirt is incredible. It looks like a fake shirt Facebook would try to sell you that's like I WOULD kill your MUSCLES MARINARA for a MEATBALL right now
Muscles Marinara and Meatball would legitimately be better names for these two guys.
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