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Post by Deleted on Apr 18, 2019 17:39:07 GMT -5
What if they repackaged him as a rapper and called him Bars Sullivan? No? okay. *backs out of thread* Put some wheels on his arms and legs, draw a cartoony face on his back, and have him roll to the ring as Cars Sullivan. Why aren't we writing for WWE, Stevie? Other than because we'd both push to have Peyton and her friend hold every title?
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Post by DSR on Apr 18, 2019 17:41:42 GMT -5
Put some wheels on his arms and legs, draw a cartoony face on his back, and have him roll to the ring as Cars Sullivan. Why aren't we writing for WWE, Stevie? Other than because we'd both push to have Peyton and her friend hold every title? Peyton: "Mr. Renfield, I heard you wanted to see me about a new storyline?" Me:
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Post by Chainsaw on Apr 18, 2019 17:51:38 GMT -5
What if they repackaged him as a rapper and called him Bars Sullivan? No? okay. *backs out of thread* Put some wheels on his arms and legs, draw a cartoony face on his back, and have him roll to the ring as Cars Sullivan. More like Cars 2 Sullivan, because he sucks.
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Post by Welfare Willis on Apr 18, 2019 17:52:22 GMT -5
You know there's a lot to say here about Lars and those of similar ilk who act like they're alpha, but are quickly proven otherwise. However, I'm afraid that saying it would cross over into politics so I'll keep my mouth shut.
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Post by DSR on Apr 18, 2019 17:53:13 GMT -5
Put some wheels on his arms and legs, draw a cartoony face on his back, and have him roll to the ring as Cars Sullivan. More like Cars 2 Sullivan, because he sucks. My next suggestion would be a golfer gimmick: Pars Sullivan.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 18, 2019 17:54:58 GMT -5
More like Cars 2 Sullivan, because he sucks. My next suggestion would be a golfer gimmick: Pars Sullivan. Take Lars off TV and give Noam Dar his theme song and the stupid Freak Accident as his finisher. Start calling him Dars Sullivan.
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Post by Feyrhausen on Apr 18, 2019 17:55:10 GMT -5
I wouldn’t say point 3 is fair. There’s no reason to believe he doesn’t have legitimate anxiety issues and that he was just “claiming” an anxiety attack. I agree with the rest though. I’m just saying that the guy probably has mental health issues that he needs help with WHILE ALSO being a racist piece of shit. Those things can both be true. Weren’t some rumors that there was no anxiety attack, and they were covering up a Wellness violation? I brought that up but there were no reputable sources.
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Post by DSR on Apr 18, 2019 17:56:50 GMT -5
My next suggestion would be a golfer gimmick: Pars Sullivan. Take Lars off TV and give Noam Dar his theme song and the stupid Freak Accident as his finisher. Start calling him Dars Sullivan. His new gimmick is that he's really enthusiastic about saving food in glass contatiners: Jars Sullivan.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Apr 18, 2019 17:57:18 GMT -5
Can't get that tough jar of pickles open? Call Jars Sullivan, the man who can open any jar.
Edit: Beaten by .02 seconds!
~shakes fist~
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Post by DSR on Apr 18, 2019 17:58:21 GMT -5
He and his twin brother perform stand-up comedy together: Sklars Sullivan.
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Post by The Ichi on Apr 18, 2019 17:59:26 GMT -5
I wouldn't be too worried, it's only a matter of time before his mouth causes them to Benoit him.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Apr 18, 2019 17:59:58 GMT -5
Leetle Evan Barn liked that post for some reason
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Apr 18, 2019 18:05:56 GMT -5
Take Lars off TV and give Noam Dar his theme song and the stupid Freak Accident as his finisher. Start calling him Dars Sullivan. His new gimmick is that he's really enthusiastic about saving food in glass contatiners: Jars Sullivan. Becomes a Pirate Persona named Arrrs Sullivan
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Post by Tenshigure on Apr 18, 2019 18:06:29 GMT -5
Looks like 2019's Big Cass Award is being handed out right on time again. This basically means we've got another two months before he's released for beating up a midget Roman Reigns, I believe...
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Post by Push R Truth on Apr 18, 2019 18:07:57 GMT -5
He comes out and the people in the front row start coughing, sweating and eventually projectile vomit. Micheal Cole screams, "HE'S PATIENT ZERO BUT HE'S JUST HERE TO HAVE FUN!"
SARS Sullivan
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Post by Deleted on Apr 18, 2019 18:14:59 GMT -5
Remember that one tweet he sent out about how sweaty he gets?
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Post by Final Countdown Jones on Apr 18, 2019 18:19:59 GMT -5
The kind of world view you need to have to shittalk people with anxiety, have an anxiety attack so bad you deep six for four months, and then continue to be this kind of turd about mental illness is absolutely astounding. He's the genuine, serious version of:
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Post by The Legend of Groose on Apr 18, 2019 18:22:07 GMT -5
I still like the kayfabe explanation I learned on reddit that Lars is the baby Snitsky punted This is now my headcanon and no one else will tell me otherwise.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 18, 2019 18:25:37 GMT -5
I bet he uses the word libtard and cuck unironically. f*** this guy.
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Post by DSR on Apr 18, 2019 18:28:17 GMT -5
He comes out and the people in the front row start coughing, sweating and eventually projectile vomit. Micheal Cole screams, "HE'S PATIENT ZERO BUT HE'S JUST HERE TO HAVE FUN!" SARS Sullivan He still shows up, but you never get to see him up close: Far Sullivan! Yep, I've run out of steam.
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