TGM
Hank Scorpio
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Post by TGM on Apr 18, 2019 16:24:37 GMT -5
I've been introducing a friend to awful/bizarre/comedy wrestling matches.
So far we've watched The Electric Chair Cage of Doom match where Abdullah gets shocked, the WCW junkyard invitational, the Duchess of Queensbury match, Sting / Vampiro graveyard match and Shane/Vince vs HBK and God and probably others I'm forgetting.
Bad matches aren't only welcomed, they're allowed.
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Post by Can you afford to pay me, Gah on Apr 18, 2019 16:32:39 GMT -5
King of the Ring 99 Pat Patterson vs. Gerald Brisco in a evening gown match for the Hardcore title.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 18, 2019 16:33:14 GMT -5
One of my favorites is the FMW death match between Funk/Pogo and Hayabusa/Tanaka. First time I saw it I was in shock. I never knew there was wrestling like that.
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Spider2024
Patti Mayonnaise
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Post by Spider2024 on Apr 18, 2019 17:17:26 GMT -5
Adrian Adonis vs Uncle Elmer from WrestleMania 2. It's lambasted as being a bad match for being very botch-y. I give the match 'entertaining' points for those two at least trying a bunch of moves that maybe they were too big and uncoordinated to try, which made the match botch-y.
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MiLB Fan
Fry's dog Seymour
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Post by MiLB Fan on Apr 18, 2019 17:25:50 GMT -5
Pick anything from the first two WCW Uncensored PPVs. They toned down the gimmick later on, but those first two are a sight to behold.
King of the Road Match! Boxer vs. wrestler! Jim Duggan in a Martial Arts Match! Ric Flair in drag! Hogan and Savage vs. 8 guys!
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malloc
Mephisto
asian cookbook
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Post by malloc on Apr 18, 2019 17:34:57 GMT -5
Norman smiley hardcore matches
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malloc
Mephisto
asian cookbook
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Post by malloc on Apr 18, 2019 17:36:08 GMT -5
The hardcore match with raven at that wrestlemania where he nearly knocked out the power
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Chiral
Salacious Crumb
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Post by Chiral on Apr 18, 2019 18:26:41 GMT -5
Gold Disco Ladder Match
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Post by IgnahtaSempria on Apr 18, 2019 20:07:30 GMT -5
Ooh, I get to talk about one of the worst matches I've ever seen!
This was a Chikara match in about 2007, La Parkita vs. Payaso del Futuro.
First of all, the match starts with Parkita grabbing a female fan from ringside and dancing with her in the ring for about 3-4 minutes. No, that's not an exaggeration.
Then, we get to the actual meat of the match. Of course, the main attraction is Parkita, who tries to do his usual flippy lucha mini-estrella stuff. However, this is hampered by the fact that Payaso del Futuro has a level of grace and fluidity in the ring that would make The Great Khali look like Rey Mysterio. Dude can't bump, can't sell, what little offense he was able to get in was sloppy and ugly, and he lumbered around the ring like he was victim of a botched lobotomy.
Finally, after about 5-10 minutes of Parkita desperately trying to get something worthwhile out of Payaso, he finally gets the win, cuts a promo in Spanish (presumably a "thanks for having me" promo) and proceeds to dance with the girl from the audience for another 2-3 minutes.
Audience Girl was kinda hot. That's the nicest thing I can say about that match.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 18, 2019 20:40:59 GMT -5
Tomoaki Honma's Big Japan stuff
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Post by wildojinx on Apr 18, 2019 20:46:32 GMT -5
Those Japanese Bug Zapper matches, and on that note, the Supermarket Death match.
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Apr 18, 2019 21:05:28 GMT -5
the live scorpion match at Japan. It was so brutal that Masada said that in Big Japan they started working it and removing the tail out of the scorpions.
About 99% of Onita matches. The worst one being trying to have an inferno match against Sabu and Sheik but the flames got out of control and they had to leave the ring and brawl outside because they couldn’t breathe.
Every time Russo is in charge of developing a match.
-tuxedo match but with a strap, making it impossible to remove the tuxedo. -reverse battle royal -a cage where the only way to win is to climb out of a small hole in the ceiling, also the construction was so bad that the audience can’t see inside what’s happening. -a first blood dna test match because Russo doesn’t know how pregnancies work. -Judy Bagwell on a crane.
Sheik might’ve accidentally invented the mud match in Detroit for which I’m sure strip clubs and websites thank him to this day.
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Post by honsou on Apr 18, 2019 21:14:21 GMT -5
God there are so many great insane comedy matches that I love but here are the top 5.
1) Minoru Suzuki vs Mecha Mummy in the Amazon Rainforest 2) Kota Ibushi Apartment wrestling 3) Kota Ibushi vs Yoshihiko for the KO-D Openweight and Ironmetalweight championship 4) Minoru Suzuki vs Sanshiro Takagi in an empty Tokyo Dome match 5) Danshoku Dino vs Sanshiro Takagi Weapon Rumble Match
Special mention goes to Danshoku Dino vs Koo (Shuji Ishikawa) in an Ironman super no-no DQ match
All of these besides the first one are pretty easily found on DDT Universe and are amazing
For best effect for the Suzuki matches, show the most serious of his matches you could find, like his matches against Ishii then immediately to him pausing a fight against a god damn robot to save a single flower.
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Post by wildojinx on Apr 18, 2019 21:43:48 GMT -5
Sheik might’ve accidentally invented the mud match in Detroit for which I’m sure strip clubs and websites thank him to this day. And here's another "classic" from Detroit:
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Post by Chainsaw on Apr 18, 2019 22:34:31 GMT -5
God there are so many great insane comedy matches that I love but here are the top 5. 1) Minoru Suzuki vs Mecha Mummy in the Amazon Rainforest 2) Kota Ibushi Apartment wrestling 3) Kota Ibushi vs Yoshihiko for the KO-D Openweight and Ironmetalweight championship 4) Minoru Suzuki vs Sanshiro Takagi in an empty Tokyo Dome match 5) Danshoku Dino vs Sanshiro Takagi Weapon Rumble Match Special mention goes to Danshoku Dino vs Koo (Shuji Ishikawa) in an Ironman super no-no DQ match All of these besides the first one are pretty easily found on DDT Universe and are amazing For best effect for the Suzuki matches, show the most serious of his matches you could find, like his matches against Ishii then immediately to him pausing a fight against a god damn robot to save a single flower. Since we're talking about DDT, may we never forget one of the most pure moments ever:
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El Pollo Guerrera
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His name has chicken in it, and he is good at makin' .gifs, so that's cool.
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Post by El Pollo Guerrera on Apr 18, 2019 22:34:32 GMT -5
I like Big Japan deathmatches and the like... but there's a bad one where they built this giant mouse-trap-like thing in one of the corners, where they were supposed to whip someone into the corner and it would trigger a thing with barbed wire to drop down and trap the guy in the corner behind it... it didn't work, it moved too slow to work as a trap, they had to pull it down with their hands to 'close' it.
Big Japan also had a deathmatch where they built a two-story house in the building and tore it down during the match.
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Ultimo Gallos
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Post by Ultimo Gallos on Apr 19, 2019 3:11:37 GMT -5
Alabama Doink vs Heidenreich Golden Correl match
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Apr 19, 2019 3:28:15 GMT -5
You have to make sure Jenna Morasca vs. Sharmell from Victory Road 2009 is in the rotation, as is Shelly Martinez vs Rebel from a One Night Only show a few years ago.
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Futureraven: Beelzebruv
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Post by Futureraven: Beelzebruv on Apr 19, 2019 6:42:55 GMT -5
Kota Ibushi v Jimmy Havoc v Cara Noir
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Apr 19, 2019 6:51:08 GMT -5
Alabama Doink vs Heidenreich Golden Correl match That whole trilogy needs to be shown in wrestling schools around the world as to how not to end up in or wrestle like.
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