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Post by IgnahtaSempria on Apr 20, 2019 18:10:26 GMT -5
Three words: BUNGEE CORD MATCH. I know I'm going to regret typing this, but I need to know more about this.
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Post by James Fabiano on Apr 20, 2019 19:24:09 GMT -5
Three words: BUNGEE CORD MATCH. I know I'm going to regret typing this, but I need to know more about this. Well, glad you asked. m.youtube.com/watch?v=dZiTbU5JTUkSadly this does not include the buildup. What happened was, Dane stole Chaz's girlfriend Alexis, who kept interfering in their matches. So Chaz wanted any kind of match where Alexis could not get involved. Skandor Akbar offered him a contract for such a match...only it was time for Russo Special #9 : He Didn't Read The Fine Print. (Grey Pierson booking may be almost as bad as Russo booking. ALMOST.) For Alexis couldn't interfere because this was the World's First Bungee Cord Match. Because, you see, Chaz was afraid of heights, as he was caught muttering during the signing. And it gets even better. Prematch, to test the bungee cords, "Maniac" Mike Davis, a Dallas mainstay formerly of the Rock 'n' Roll RPMs tag team who went crazy after being exposed as a masked man supposed to fool us into thinking Jake Roberts was in GWF (don't ask), was launched into "outer space". He came back with bumper stickers from different planets and a "moon rock" which actually became central to his character for months after (again, don't ask...)
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Post by IgnahtaSempria on Apr 20, 2019 19:40:52 GMT -5
I know I'm going to regret typing this, but I need to know more about this. Well, glad you asked. m.youtube.com/watch?v=dZiTbU5JTUkSadly this does not include the buildup. What happened was, Dane stole Chaz's girlfriend Alexis, who kept interfering in their matches. So Chaz wanted any kind of match where Alexis could not get involved. Skandor Akbar offered him a contract for such a match...only it was time for Russo Special #9 : He Didn't Read The Fine Print. (Grey Pierson booking may be almost as bad as Russo booking. ALMOST.) For Alexis couldn't interfere because this was the World's First Bungee Cord Match. Because, you see, Chaz was afraid of heights, as he was caught muttering during the signing. And it gets even better. Prematch, to test the bungee cords, "Maniac" Mike Davis, a Dallas mainstay formerly of the Rock 'n' Roll RPMs tag team who went crazy after being exposed as a masked man supposed to fool us into thinking Jake Roberts was in GWF (don't ask), was launched into "outer space". He came back with bumper stickers from different planets and a "moon rock" which actually became central to his character for months after (again, don't ask...) Holy crap, that was terrible. And they lied about there being a camera in the rig, which means even with the camera they did have, you can't see anything. At least they had the decency to keep it short and not try to draw it out.
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Post by James Fabiano on Apr 22, 2019 15:03:10 GMT -5
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